I went to the doctor today...
 

...and I was catching April up on Cellar happenings. She then saw this in the exam room...and thought that Shel would appreciate it: :D

So what did you have "done" at the doctor's office?? Hmmm??

did you sing 'moon river?'

Went for some blood work and a referral for an x-ray and specialists...no lube required. :)

You can admit to the lube job Syc, it's just a health deal. Then later tonight when you're into the pints you can admit how much you liked it.:cool:

The lube job was two weeks ago...they thought something might be wrong with my prostate. Not fun! :thepain:

Thanks for thinking of me Sycamore. But I like my lube wet. ;-)
And the next time you need your prostate checked...

Gee...I didn't see this coming at all. :)

Oh...shit...you know, I'm just gonna shut up now before I offer up any more ammo.

No problem Syc. Your MOUTH doesn't have to be open for this.

what was the worst part? the initial insertion, or when the warm wet stuff landed on your back ?

I think I was most hurt when she said, "Well, that was great. I'll call you sometime."

Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks.

True...got me my meth fix for the day...avoided the bathhouse.

Or the spontaneous, embarrassing boner he got from that back-door action. :eek: :stickpoke

Was it a full fist test?

I was wondering why I didn't see you there.

or was the worst part when she said, "Sweetcorn, eh? I guess you weren't listening when Sheldon told you about dynodouche then..."

Great.....out of curiosity I followed the links.....and got a 'Site Blocked: Your attempt to access this site has been recorded' message. Thanks to the links i occassionally try to follow in the cellar the council must think I am a total perv by now.

Oh dear :(
Sheldon did mark the link nsfw, but it's not graphic and I can still access it from here. Unlike youtube....!

Damned health department and their "safety concerns."

You mean, you weren't already?

Last time my doc checked the ol' prostate I told her:

"Damn, I'll never understand what gay guys get outta this."

She was less than amused.

Punishment for wasting the taxpayers resources on porn, you pervert.