What's in your nightstand?
 

hmm?

Come on, give me something juicy, here!

Lube. Feeling "juicy" yet? ;)

Manuals for electronics and appliances.

It was an empty drawer when I had a handful of manuals.

I am Lube Girl!

ooh, nice bedroom reading, HP.

. . . . Fighting crime by making sure evildoers don't have enough traction to escape their just desserts!

A stack of comic books in plastic covers, and some books I've never gotten around to reading.

My nightstand drawer is my junk drawer...I've got all kinds of stuff in there, but, sadly, nothing really 'juicy.' Pens, earrings, expired credit cards, an unopened tin of "I Love Lucy" Predica-mints, Advil, a really cute baby whale stuffed animal (a get-well gift), a couple of gift certificates that are probably expired, too...etc., etc.

[quote=SteveDallas;331437]. . . . Fighting crime by making sure evildoers don't have enough traction to escape their just desserts!
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Oh, thank you for that! I've had a tough day and that made me laugh!

Magical toys. :D

i have my anti garrote collar, razorblades for my thumbnails, and a big pair of mirrored sunglasses. come into my room uninvited in the night?


say it with me.............big mistake.

Like these?

Thanks, cloud, it's nice to accomplish something useful once in a while! :D

Married... can't say.

I was going to comment but the glass dildos disrupted my whole thought process.

Oooooh that just made me spray beer on my screen!!! That was one of the funniest threads EVER!!!!

Second only to the peeing in the shower thread. :D

Lube and toys in my wifes side ,
A few weapons of minimal destrustion and porn on my side

Married, and gonna say.

The headboard cabinets have one .45 for me and one for the wife. 2 spare mags for each.

Yep, anyone found invading our home in the night will be found there in the morning.

Oh yeah, and some lube, some Itty Bitty Book Lights, and this is where the waterbed patch kit lives so we know where to look.

In my nightstand is my anti-monster flashlight.

.40 Sig

Uh huh.

I'm gonna have to go get me a night stand. It seems I've been missing out on a lot of fun.

Bruce! those glass toys are awesome--I have wanted one for a long time. They're beautiful, hygienic, and versatile--what more could you want from a toy?

Ooo! Good thinking! I'll have to get one myself. I'll keep it with my TMNT doll from McDonalds!

Oh do they have all four dolls? :)

Some people are cocking guns, while others are gunning cocks!

They have that effect, yes. ;)

Yeah, I called my local up and they gave me all four.

I have Wicked/West, Wicked/East and Scarecrow from Oz toys. I really now only want a Glinda. Don't care about other non-witch characters. (Thesis is on Witch in Lit. so am biased)

Sigh, I remember when women found me beautiful, hygienic and versatile.:sniff:

Well, at my age two out of three ain't bad.;)

Oh, and in my nightstand are paperbacks, broken book lights, buttons (wearable with pins), and miscellaneous parts and manuals for clock radios, etc.

My nightstand is actually an end table, so...no drawers. Upon my nightstand, however, are the following:

Clock radio, all hazards zone specific weather radio, indoor/outdoor atomic clock/thermometer, lamp, lube, bandannas for spooge rags (hey, I didn't start this thread), National Geographics, a minimum of two books, two nursery catalogues, a couple of microphone clips (don't ask), a package of thumbtacks, a phone charger and dust.

Selene has not one, but *three* drawers. Two are packed with toys, and one with various motivational tapes and CDs. On top of her nightstand is a constantly malfunctioning clock radio, a lamp, usually a bottle of water, some various offal and more dust.

OK, now you know better than that.

offal? someone has offal in their nightstand? Doesn't that get awfully smelly after a while?

And Bruce, don't fret--I want more from my men besides being versatile and hygienic, etc.

They have to be able to fix my car. :)

Ohh and awesome when shoved in the freezer for a while!


'Spode - how big is your tabley thingie???? thats alot of stuff. I want to know about the microphone clips...are you gonna record some new..umm...material for the cellar???

I have 3 drawers and the top one has various creams, potions and lotions for the nite time *beauty* routine.

#2 is the dirty slurry drawer - toys, lube, *wipes* etc

#3 is the manuals drawer.

Somebody elses teeth!!

Do the teeth try to bite you in the middle of the night? :eek:

nah, they are seperate & just rattling around the bottom

Manuals? For what?

If you need manuals for the toys, lube and wipes, perhaps you need to take a class. lol!!!

C-PAP filters, and parts. Johnson outboard service manual, bandages and pads. M1911A1. Sex toys, Pachelbel cannon and other baroque favorites. CD player, clock radio. TV remote.

Hmm I don't have drawers...I have a small table on which sits a lamp, an alarm clock, a digital radio, a copy of Rights of Man, and a Dr Who novel.....and a side plate with crumbs on it.

I can't keep an alarm clock on my nightstand. I have to put it on the other side of my room so I will be forced to get up to turn it off. :rolleyes:

hahah. I actually have two alarms. One by my bed and another one, set for five minutes later which is on the other side of the room so I can't just slam the snooze:P

You need Clocky, the Rolling Alarm Clock!

I have far, far too many things crammed in my little drawer to begin to list them. Some interesting highlights:

"The Book of Right" - a blank journal my husband and I use to write down when we're arguing over something that requires a long-term prediction. Instead of going back and forth over "It will turn out this way, you'll see!" we just write it down and come back to it when enough time has passed. It actually is a lot of fun to go back and get vindicated for a disagreement you were having two years ago. :)

A little stuffed toy that appears to be a piece of tamago sushi, but in place of the rice is a happy baby seal. It came from Japan.

Gameboy SP

An empty glass perfume atomizer, the old-fashioned kind with a rubber ball that you squeeze to squirt the mist out. Usually sits on top of the nightstand as a decorative thing but we had to clear off all surfaces as much as possible to show the house.

hahaha that rolling clock would be perfect!

Comic books, drawing paper, my glasses and rings while I'm sleeping, an old package of donut holes, both of our notebooks for work, handcuffs and collar, nail clippers, bra pads, lip gloss...

Manuals are for all the household appliances :D

I know how to use my toys, although, there are a couple of attachments I dont have much of a clue about :redface:

If you have to ask, you probably don't want to go there.

I disagree.

Its been fun trying to figure out where they go.

The tabley thingie is actually two levels, so there's a big regular end table area beneath, then the upper level where the lamp, clock radio, thermometer and phone live. Did I forget the phone?

The mic clips just ended up there in the process of the ongoing recording of my friend Mike Nichols' audiobook version of his "Witches Sabbats" tome. There's also a couple of mic stands, mics, a mixer, cords, cables and a laptop involved, but those are merely in the vicinity of my bed, and not on the nightstand.

The best way to learn how to use such things is trial and error. I'm free this weekend.

The tabley thing I have next to my bed is actually a small stool. My grandad made it for my nan in the 30s. It is made from pieces of crate with legs attached.

I've got a box that looks like a small suitcase, inside there are enough parts, save the cases, to build a computer and a half, and I keep my glasses, hair ties, and wallet in a smaller box on top of that. Nothing too juicy, cept one of the hard drives (a 30 gb, 2.5")in the box is full of porn and mp3s.