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Perry Winkle 04-21-2007 03:39 PM

Horrible Movies, Outstanding Performances
 
"Made in America" (1993) Ted Danson, Whoopi Goldberg, Nia Long, Will Smith.

This is one of the worst movies ever. Sweet premise, horrible story. However, Will Smith steals the show, especially in the scene where he asks himself out and turns himself down.

duck_duck 04-21-2007 03:44 PM

I thought Gangs of New York was a horrible movie. It was too bloody and too long but Daniel Day-Lewis did a wonderful performance.

Clodfobble 04-21-2007 05:54 PM

Opposite of the thread topic: Lord of War was an excellent movie overall but Nicholas Cage sucks ass. I know it would seem impossible since he's the lead character, but the movie really does shine beyond his cheesy acting.

Perry Winkle 04-21-2007 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 336244)
Opposite of the thread topic: Lord of War was an excellent movie overall but Nicholas Cage sucks ass.

Agreed. Who do you think would do a better job?

Ibby 04-21-2007 07:47 PM

Nicholas Cage has only ever really shined in one movie.

Raising Arizona.

After that, I can't watch him in any other movie. When he tries to be serious, he just can't act.

duck_duck 04-21-2007 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Ibram (Post 336262)
Nicholas Cage has only ever really shined in one movie.

Raising Arizona.

After that, I can't watch him in any other movie. When he tries to be serious, he just can't act.

I thought he was good in The Family Man and Leaving Las Vegas.

Clodfobble 04-21-2007 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by grant
Agreed. Who do you think would do a better job?

Dunno. I'm not good with imagining casting. Just about anybody, really. :)

Cloud 04-21-2007 09:04 PM

I liked Nicholas Gage in Moonlighting. But Cher was better. :)

Eragon. Jeremy Irons.

bluecuracao 04-21-2007 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Cloud (Post 336279)
I liked Nicholas Gage in Moonlighting. But Cher was better. :)

You mean Moonstruck! Moonlighting was a great TV show with Bruce Willis and Cybill Shepherd. :)

Cloud 04-22-2007 12:24 AM

Moonstruck, duh. Yeah!

Aliantha 04-22-2007 04:02 AM

Stop bagging Nicky baby. He's such a spunk! One of my favourite actors although mostly for the perv. I thought he was great in Con Air, but he has become very badly typecast.

Someone else I love perving at is the guy who played aragorn in lotr. I forget his name now and can't be bothered looking it up, but you know who I mean.

bluecuracao 04-22-2007 04:26 AM

Viggo Mortensen! Yum!

Perry Winkle 04-22-2007 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 336353)
Someone else I love perving at is the guy who played aragorn in lotr. I forget his name now and can't be bothered looking it up, but you know who I mean.

Viggo is pretty badass in "A History of Violence." Anybody who can run a few miles the day after getting stabbed in the foot is a scary motherfucker.

DanaC 04-22-2007 11:27 AM

One of my favourite actors is routinely in very bad films.

Dead Man Walking.....no not the the well known hollywood film, the little known sci-fi, apocalyptic-future movie. Awful flm....Jeffrey Combs was, as ever, superb.

From Beyond.....possibly one of the worst [best?] horror films ever made, but worth watching for Jeffrey Combs. He delivers one of my favourite ever movie lines in that film.

"It bit off his head.....like he was a gingerbread man"

freshnesschronic 04-22-2007 01:57 PM

Great movie--The Matrix I and II (but III's ending puts it to shame)
Bad actor-- Keanuuuuuuuuuuuu duh

duck_duck 04-22-2007 02:56 PM

Only the first one was good.

Happy Monkey 04-22-2007 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by freshnesschronic (Post 336489)
Great movie--The Matrix I and II (but III's ending puts it to shame)

I hope you mean "was a shame" instead of "puts it to shame".

TheMercenary 04-22-2007 07:33 PM

Outstanding movie:

Battle of Algiers.

http://www.videovista.net/reviews/nov03/batalgiers.html

It is in French and subtitled in English. So if you don't have the skills to read and watch you may not like it. A classic in teaching circles about insurgencies and terrorism.

Guyute 04-22-2007 11:11 PM

Shitty movie- Pursuit Of Happyness. Will Smith was great though.

Shawnee123 04-23-2007 01:03 PM

Bad movie: Pirates of the Caribbean

Good performance, as always: J Depp (Keira and Orlando can bite me.)

Sundae 04-23-2007 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 336749)
Bad movie: Pirates of the Caribbean

Good performance, as always: J Depp (Keira and Orlando can bite me.)

If Keira bites you I'd make sure you got shots - there's something about her that suggests dirty to me.

Alan Rickman as the Sheriff of Nottingham in Robin Hood Prince of Thieves. It might be unfair to call it a horrible film, but it certainly wasn't one I rated.

Spexxvet 04-23-2007 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 336754)
...Alan Rickman as the Sheriff of Nottingham in Robin Hood Prince of Thieves. It might be unfair to call it a horrible film, but it certainly wasn't one I rated.

Alan Rickman is great in whatever he does.

Perry Winkle 04-23-2007 06:41 PM

What's a Metatron?

BigV 04-24-2007 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 336561)
Outstanding movie:

Battle of Algiers.

http://www.videovista.net/reviews/nov03/batalgiers.html

It is in French and subtitled in English. So if you don't have the skills to read and watch you may not like it. A classic in teaching circles about insurgencies and terrorism.

So *that's* why GWB hasn't learned from it. Thanks for clearing that up, mercy.

rkzenrage 04-24-2007 04:19 PM

Night Of The Living Dead, the first one. Some good acting.

DanaC 04-24-2007 06:07 PM

Quote:

Outstanding movie:

Battle of Algiers.

http://www.videovista.net/reviews/nov03/batalgiers.html

It is in French and subtitled in English. So if you don't have the skills to read and watch you may not like it. A classic in teaching circles about insurgencies and terrorism.
I love that movie. It's also used in teaching circles to look at the cultural/social/political effects of colonialism.

TheMercenary 04-24-2007 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by BigV (Post 337107)
So *that's* why GWB hasn't learned from it. Thanks for clearing that up, mercy.

Bet you $100 that he has never even heard of it, neither has most of his generals, except for those in Spec Ops or SF.

TheMercenary 04-24-2007 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 337155)
I love that movie. It's also used in teaching circles to look at the cultural/social/political effects of colonialism.

I agree, it really is a great snapshot of so many angles associated with colonialism, terrorism, and the people who are outside those two groups who are affected the most, the population at large. It has some great trailers and bonus features that interview people the movie was based on.

DanaC 04-24-2007 08:02 PM

Not to mention it's beautifully directed.

Hyoi 04-26-2007 05:41 PM

Costner's Wyatt Earp was sorta slow until Dennis Quaid came in as Doc Holiday. I didn't know Quaid could act.

BigV 04-26-2007 06:09 PM

"I'll be your huckleberry."

I love that line.


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