What's the opposite of Nose Porn?
 

Smoke from a 2-alarm South Philly junkyard fire. :greenface

burning hair...ewww

Busted capacitors and resistors... because not only does it smell like ass, it usually means something really bad happened or a mistake was made.

I remember the explosion at the Sunoco refinery in 2000...we heard it and felt it on the other side of South Philly--I worked at 10th and Passyunk at the time. And it stunk like a motherfucker, IIRC.

Coconut smell makes me gag.

Farts, tar, burning rubber, foot porn.

:eek: Not even your own? What's wrong with you, man? ;)

the opposite of Nose Porn would be Asshole Porn.

Oh my GOD. Refineries stink like hell on a regular day--I can't begin to fathom what an explosion would smell like.

Are you sure??? I thought Asshole Porn would be the opposite of Mouth Porn.



I can't believe I just wrote that.

The pillar of black smoke was vivible in Chadds Ford. Couldn't smell it, thankfully.

burnt potato - in the microwave - yeah not good:greenface

Two African Americans, wearing modest cloths, at opposite ends of a room, not being video taped.

This probably ought to go in the Unpopular Opinions thread... but the smell outside the local Krispy Kreme donut place makes me gag.

Homeless man, unwashed for 6+ months.

After peeling through multiple layers of winter clothing, including 2 pairs of quilted polyfill ski pants, and no undergarments, you discover that she is a homeless woman. And she has her period, along with urinary incontinence and diarrhea.

You know that thing you see on the crime shows ... putting Vicks in your nose? Doesn't really work.

Patchouli

I hate patchouli.

me neither. Daughter No. 2 wears it, and every time I think, "What is that SMELL!"

A rendering plant , they cook down dead cows and the such for the proteen and bone meal ,
a crematorum , burning people have a VERRY unique stink !!!

Desert camping crotch after a week.

Fertilizer plant which specializes in blood and bone.

Desert camping crotch after a week.

I see your Desert crotch , and raise you 2 weeks in the jungle ( this is NASTY ) with the clap .

Ohhh you sooooo win Wolf!!!!

Although, zippy is a close 2nd.


For me its the smell of boiling minced meat...oh...and tuna. Both make me gag.

Baby poop

Been there... I can say the desert is worse, you sweat it dries, you sweat, it dries on, so on and so on. Dry is worse, you get a milky crust that reeks.
Before the days of baby wipe, it was rough.:3_eyes:
Clap? Ain't goin' there.

The opposite of nose porn for me is when you get a smell in your nose that you dislike and you can't get rid of it.

Example:
It was sheer greed - we'd had cream cakes at work the day before, and the last person to leave hadn't thrown them away. As the office was quite cool (temperature wise) I thought I'd just try one to see if it was still edible. Instead of getting a bit of cream on my finger to test it I picked up a cake and bit into it. The cream squeeged out, up into my nose, and yes - it was off, sour, turned, whatever you want to call it. All day long, all I could smell was that rank cream.

Hot garbage milk...shit could gag a maggot.

Wood...pulp...factory.

Ok Splode try a wood pulp fact waste water pond ,

RK , dry I can deal with ( goldbond powder is your friend ), but when your camies start rotting off your body well it gets nasty ( oh and NO baby whipes ) , QUICK !!!!!

How a bout a Medical waste incenerator ??