Tell us a secret.
 

I use the google search bar as a spell checker.

sigh. I just told my secret in the gun thread.

Damn. Now I have to go look for it.

I told my wife I'd be up in a minute............

i ate lunch three times today

Sometimes I laugh at my own jokes

I'm supposed to be matching stock against outstanding orders.
Shhhhhhhhh!

I'm going to go to the movies today and say I went to class if anyone asks.

Yay! Just worked out what I'm going to do tonight now.
Cinema for me too :)

Whatcha gonna see? :corn:

Checking the times I'll be there in time to see Pirates, Spiderman 3, 28 Weeks Later and at least two random ones I've forgotten.

I'll go into whichever starts first that still has a single seat available. I should be okay at 18.00 on a Friday - most people will go later. Pref Pirates or 28 Weeks - I find the Spiderman films too depressing (superpowers and your life still sucks? What hope for me?)

How bout you? You probably have more films available - we're usually months behind you!

I am amazed you had so many secrets lined up.



We saw Spiderman 3 already. The best part for me when spidey was standing in front of the American flag for a brief moment. It was as if to say," See we're fun. We have a sense of humor. "

I would prefer Pirates and 28 weeks as well although Spiderman2 is one of my all time favorites.

Too, too true.

I'm thinking Hot Fuzz or Bug. Heard Bug was fantastically creepy good fun.

If Hot Fuzz was still on I'd go and see it a third time... Spoilsports at Odeon think it's too old though :(

I just got to work. I called earlier and said I overslept, must have hit the off button on my clock rather than the snooze. Well, I did oversleep, on purpose.

Hahahaha noooo, read their info. It's like PostSecret except on dA.

Yes, a few of them are mine.
No, I won't tell which.

I did not care for the Godfather.

We saw Pirates last night - very good - some odd twists

The spouse & son saw 28 weeks - said it sucked - they liked the first one though

I am a lifelong, registered Democrat.

I once had sex with a Democrat.

I am so ashamed.

today at work, i have done an approx 1 hours worth of work - the rest of the time i've been "here" or reading.

it's slow because of the holiday weekend

Not a chance.

Carry on.

I saw Pirates! Enjoyed it enormously. I'm not always happy in the cinema - I tend to save films I think I'll enjoy for dvd. But this was a perfect cinema film, loud, visually exciting and not too much complicated dialogue for me to miss. And funny.

That's very risky! So many pages have misspellings in them that you can sometimes get hits even if it's spelled wrong.

Sometimes I want to leave. As in just, leave. Go somewhere else. Like on the other side of the world. Never to see or be seen by any person I know now.

[quote=Sometimes I want to leave. As in just, leave. Go somewhere else. Like on the other side of the world. Never to see or be seen by any person I know now.[/QUOTE]

I can so agree with this. Also, really deep down, I've never realy liked me.

Sometimes I want to leave
Never again, for me to grieve
Alone I can wear my heart on my sleeve
It's all done for me and I want to believe

That I would not miss them, not for long
I'd use the free time and write a new song
I'm sure they would miss seeing me in my thong
Especially my wife, who'd be starving for dong.

So, I'll stay underneath the weight of my Id
That holds me inside the the box and amid
The circles and lines and inside bottled lid
The comfortable house with two wives and a kid.

err......two kids and a wife. fucking rhymes.

secret
regret
forget
no sweat


see how that works?

my next secret is....I've quit smoking twice and am thinking of starting again.


ok,,,tomorrow. I have a half a day off so I'll go give it a peek.

wow. that is a secret because I didn't think you were a democrat for some reason.

My parents and I have never had any deep political discussions. But I knew that Mom had always been a Democrat. About a year ago, I saw her reading one of Sean Hannity's books. I made some smartass remark about it to the effect of, why are you reading that, you're a Democrat. She said, "Yeah, I'm a registered Democrat." I asked her what she meant by that and she said, "Well, in 1960, you couldn't get a job in the NC public schools if you weren't a Democrat."

I am quitting my job tomorrow.

I'm dropping one of my classes before I fail it.
Bad me.

Smart, I told my students to do that all the time.

I was, in conventional terms, a *very* bad boy this weekend at the Pagan Festival. Go me!

You cant leave it at that 'spode?????

Did Splode FINALY get him some ??

Words don't do it justice, and I didn't take pics. Let's just summarize by saying that I feel considerably better about this insane lifestyle than I did awhile back. I will tell you this much: at one point around my campfire Sunday night, there were three bought and paid for male slaves who were gifted to my wife, all of them Army or recently discharged, the oldest of which was 25, competing to see who could fling glowstick bracelets into the fire using only their peni. This caused some considerable level of excitement to the already overstimulated ladies present. I benefitted in the end. Well, and before all that. And even before *that*.

Strangely, although it was probably a bit much to the average American, it was really not at all out of line. These guys didn't push any of the ladies to do anything they didn't want, they were obedient to the commands issued by Selene (she sort of stage directed things, which helped to keep it on the edge, but not over the edge), and they were, in general, fine examples of young American males having a good time.

You go, splode.

Have you checked flikr? Maybe someone else got pics... :D

I really must get myself to that Pagan festival next year.

Me too I reckon.

Lemme know in advance next year please 'spode. I think this is something I *need* to experience.

Glad you had fun too :D

Well YEEEEHAAAA !!!!
THAT sounds VERRY Pagenistic to me !!!

Good ON ya BOTH !!!!!

Good clean fun. Isn't MO the "Show Me" state? You showed 'em.

I've just had my hair cut and am very pleased with it (especially as it cost half what I used to pay at my regular hairdressers). I couldn't afford to have it coloured, so I am going to do it myself tonight with an off the shelf colour. I'm going BRIGHT red.

My secret is, that if I anyone comments on how bright it is, I'm going to pretend it didn't look that bright on the packet. Even though it's a choice I have made to cheer myself up.

So there.

I bet you did! :doit:

Post a pic! You're much braver than I!

No one knows I post on message boards

How do you know he meant that end?

How did it go?

*sigh*

They talked me out of it again. I'll find a way to escape one day.

This is Elspode we're talking about.

*Ultimately*. I meant ultimately.

You are all sick, sick, sick. Met up with my biggest fest fun correspondent again tonight, and still haven't got her in the end. But soon. Ah yes, soon.

me too - this one only.

(cept you all)

whenever i have to spell the word "banana", i spellcheck myself by singing the gwen stefani song hollerback girl.

bwahahahahaha

How often do you have to spell Banana?

I'm a 14 year old, female, nymphomaniac that will do anything for cheap trinkets.

I'm killing time waiting for work.

Find out where you spouse or SO is right now, track them on their mobile phone: http://www.sat-gps-locate.com/english/index.html

that cracked me up, merc. Thanks.