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lumberjim 05-28-2007 12:13 AM

Give us a kiss
 
[[smooch]]

Ibby 05-28-2007 12:15 AM

SEASIDE rendezvous!
(giveusakiss)
BA-bum.

bluecuracao 05-28-2007 01:26 AM

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e3...cao/smooch.jpg

xoxoxoBruce 05-28-2007 01:40 AM

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Crimson Ghost 05-28-2007 02:18 AM

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NoBoxes 05-28-2007 02:49 AM

KISS:

Quote:

The term KISS is an acronym of the phrase "Keep It Simple, Stupid", and the KISS principle states that simplicity in design should be a key goal. This phrase is often used in software, animation and engineering in general. Other versions of the phrase include "Keep It Simple & Stupid" (most recently used in west-european literature), "Keep It Sweet & Simple," "Keep It Short & Simple," "Keep it Simple, Sweetheart," and "Keep it Simple, Sherlock."

The principle roughly corresponds to Occam's razor, and to Albert Einstein's maxim that "everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler".

Beestie 05-28-2007 03:10 AM

http://image.pathfinder.com/Life/special/kiss01.jpg

skysidhe 05-28-2007 02:41 PM

http://www.estatevaults.com/bol/imag...ing%20fish.jpg

Flint 05-28-2007 02:45 PM

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Sundae 05-28-2007 03:18 PM

Ooh! I have that Klimt on my kitchen wall.
Well - a print of it anyway.

DucksNuts 05-28-2007 05:58 PM

Thought you were in ere kissing people with your onion breath?

LadyM 05-28-2007 11:27 PM

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This is the kind of kiss you get when you have onion breath:

Urbane Guerrilla 05-29-2007 12:46 AM

Bisou.

Baiser.

(Them's French kisses.)

glatt 05-29-2007 08:00 AM

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BigV 05-29-2007 03:37 PM

Nazis.




(thread killing kiss of death)

Elspode 05-29-2007 08:15 PM

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Hubba hubba big boy.

xoxoxoBruce 05-30-2007 05:00 AM

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I can't reach...

Aliantha 05-30-2007 05:24 AM

awww....poor puppy.

jester 05-30-2007 08:20 AM

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pucker up

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Yznhymr 05-30-2007 11:49 PM

Give it to 'em Bela!
http://www.davidmanners.com/images/D...20%231big.jpeg

Griff 05-31-2007 06:31 AM

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monster 05-31-2007 07:54 AM

http://www.sandylydon.com/ireland200...images/2-1.jpg

Cicero 06-02-2007 04:03 PM

Strange bit of history: found in the magazine "Mental Floss". Kissing began because we were trying to lick each other for the salt. I'm glad we don't do that anymore.

HungLikeJesus 06-02-2007 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cicero (Post 350141)
Strange bit of history: found in the magazine "Mental Floss". Kissing began because we were trying to lick each other for the salt. I'm glad we don't do that anymore.

We don't?:yum:

Clodfobble 06-02-2007 10:25 PM

Huh. I'd read somewhere that it began because Roman husbands would come home and want to make sure their wives hadn't been drinking alcohol while they were gone...

lumberjim 06-03-2007 12:48 AM

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Back in Prehistoric times it was important to select a mate with a good immune system to further the species with. So, as barbaric as it may sound, our ape-like ancestors would taste each other's saliva in order to find a healthy prospect. Saliva contains levels of a compound found in the body called immunoglobulin (IgA). IgA binds to bacteria and triggers the immune system to destroy them. Stress and anxiety levels can also be measured through saliva by monitoring the breakdown products of a neurotransmitter called noradrenaline, high levels of which indicate recent trauma. So instead of indulging themselves in the kissing purely for the joy of it, our predecessors were actually using smooching as a test of the health of their partner. Somehow their nervous system was able to recognise a suitable match purely through the exchange of, er..... spit.

xoxoxoBruce 06-03-2007 10:54 AM

Well, I guess it beats sniffing butts.

Yznhymr 06-03-2007 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 350369)
Well, I guess it beats sniffing butts.

If we did sniff butts, would the protocol be that we have to ask permission first???

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...s6969/CanI.jpg

xoxoxoBruce 06-04-2007 05:16 AM

No, but you must knock (or ring bell) before entering.

Cicero 06-04-2007 01:45 PM

Hmmm.....there seems to be a whole lot of theories here that sound right....maybe there was more than one reason to kiss.
Like you know....now?

The one about the Roman husband sounds more like my situation however:
Dating: He was making sure I was drunk.
Married: He is making sure I am not drunk.

jester 06-04-2007 03:11 PM

HOW TO HANDLE YOUR FIRST KISS . . .
You can always bluff your way through a first kiss!
They'll never know it's a first, unless you tell 'em. Try a gentle
lip kiss if you're a guy. If you're a gal, do the same, but keep
your lips closed. If you open up, you're inviting a tongue kiss,
also known as a french kiss.

WHAT TO DO IF YOU BANG TEETH . . .
Laugh it off. Tell your partner you're so very keen to kiss him or
her that you're getting dizzy just standing so close. Dizzy with
excitement! They'll believe you. Then get back to kissing . . .
and get dizzy for real.

HOW TO KISS PASSIONATELY . . .
The secret to great kissing is variety. Sometimes you're gentle,
sometimes you're rough. Ouch! Tease your partner with a little bite on
the lips -- as if you can't control yourself and want to eat them up.
Press your nose into your partner's cheek and hug 'em to you,
like the Eskimos.

WHAT TO AVOID . . .
Bad breath -- use gum to keep your mouth sweet.
Boring kisses -- vary the intensity, the tempo, the duration.
Silence -- every now and then say something sweet.
Too much tongue -- don't suffocate your partner.
Rigor Mortis -- keep your hands caressing your lover.

LabRat 06-04-2007 03:52 PM

C'mere big boy!!http://cellar.org/showthread.php?p=350784#post350784

HungLikeJesus 06-05-2007 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Cicero (Post 350750)
The one about the Roman husband sounds more like my situation however:
Dating: He was making sure I was drunk.
Married: He is making sure I am not drunk.

But which were you when you got engaged?

JuancoRocks 06-06-2007 02:34 AM

Quote...Eskimo kissing is named for the Eskimo greeting of rubbing noses. In its western form it consists of two people rubbing noses together. A common misconception is that the practice arose so that Inuit could kiss without their mouths freezing together. In fact, it is a non-romantic form of greeting that serves the same role as shaking hands for a people who, when they meet, often have little except their nose and eyes exposed.

I wonder how the Dong People greet.
Dueling swords?

Cicero 06-13-2007 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by HLJ (Post 350996)
But which were you when you got engaged?

Huh- I don't remember........good question though.

HungLikeJesus 06-13-2007 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Cicero (Post 354532)
Huh- I don't remember........good question though.

If you don't remember, that might be the answer.


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