20 Questions
 

Rules:

Rule #1: Questioners ask Yes-or-No questions (Please number your question)

Rule #2: Answerer responds with a Yes or a No
--The two exceptions to Rule #2
"I don't know."
"I can't answer."

Rule #3: If it's your turn to pick something you have to pick a solid,(you can't pick things like energy, gravity, helium...)

Rule #4: Whoever guesses the right answer, gets to go next.


We'll start off easy, I've thought of something, ask away.

Is it a living thing?

is this 20 questions per person? And, you have to give us a clue to start out with--animal, vegetable, or mineral. Or, if you prefer, person, place, or thing.

Did Cloud just use one of our 20? Shit, I might have just used one myself.

Is starting this Cellar thread like herding cats? y/n

no

ok, it's a thing.

is it mechanical?

is it bigger than a breadbox?

is it used on a daily basis

no

no

is it man made?

i can't answer that

#5 - yes

does it require a power source?

#6 - no

can you hold it in your hands

#7 - yes

is it an ink pen?

#8 - no

Is it rigid?

#9 - no

does it weigh under 10 lbs

sorry - yes it does weigh under 10 pounds

is it normally used in the home, as opposed to in the office?

#11 - no

Ha! This is the classic question! This is always asked, as a matter of tradition.

man made..
less than 10 pounds..
not rigid..
can be held in your hands..
no power source required..
evenly used between the home and office..
is not bigger than a breadbox..
may or may not be used on a daily basis..

is it a pile of crap or something?

it would be used less in a home environment, and no it's not crap.

is it one specific color

ok - i'm goin to lunch so wait til i get back:D

jus kiddin

#12 - no

does it come in different sizes?

#13 - absolutely not

Please number your questions as you ask them, gracias beaucoup.

14) Does it have a handle?

no

15. Is it used for scientific purposes?

okay, the only one size thing is throwing me. Hmm. . .

is it made, partially or wholly, of metal?

yes

i can't answer that

17) Are they sold/available to buy for the public?

yes

why? is it because you don't know what it's made of? or is it because it's made of different things. No, this is not a separate question.

It's time for a clue, please, since you are being so hard-ass on the number of questions. (When I play, we usually don't count--just keep asking questions until we guess it or we give up)

i couldnt answer that because it wasnt a yes or no question, the number of questions is the name of the game lol, but after the 20th question i'll give everyone 1 guess.

it was a yes or no question. Is it made wholly or partially of metal? yes or no?

I wasn't making a distinction as to wholly or partly--I was just wanting to know if there was metal in the object.

oh ok then, yes. #18

I play "as many questions as it takes until you get it, and I'll give you a clue if it starts to drag, and only if you want a clue"

is it a prosthetic cock?

you're a prosthetic cock

does lumberjims response make that question #19 or just an answer - which if not the correct (don't think it is) one can be construed as a question - i hate to use the last question

nah im not counting that

#19 - does it hold liquid

no it doesn't

Okay, I'm having a problem with flexible office products. Is it . . .

a paper fastener? (i.e., one of those you put in file folders to hold papers in)

#20 - no, since that was the 20th question everyone gets one guess as to what it is, cloud you can take another guess too.

be back in 10 min

the scientific thing has got me - duh huh

you guys want me to just tell you?