embarrassed
 

i just ate ice cream out of the container for 20 minutes

i feel so damn girly

someone slap me with a 2x4 and lets go watch an action movie
:vader1: :ymca: :drunk: :rattat:

no, you should feel like a broad who just got dumped with mascara running down her face.

If you were to feel "girly" you would need 4 more friends and be eating the ice cream out of a 3 gallon container whilst watching a marathon of romantic comedies.

We always eat the ice cream out of the container in our house. With a fork. Otherwise you're just getting a bowl messy, totally unnecessary.

um, no that's gross. Spit in the ice cream, yuk.

germs, w/e, yo.

isn't it worse enough when girl's period's align?
my friend is 1 of 3 girls in a family of 5. That father, I wonder how he does it.

Young women who live together rarely menstruate at the same time any more.
Contraception has put paid to that.

Oh, this must be the misogynic thread.

Good freaking god. Is there ANY filter between your brain and fingers?

:lol:

Were you addressing moi?

not at all Bruce :) I know you've got a filter, and it works quite well. You're not one of those who has diarrhea of the fingers of late :)

Psst..I love it when you talk all French to me ;)

Some dude in a white truck wolf-whistled at me this morning on my run, and I secretly liked it, even though I gave him a dirty look.

Kind of like the same dirty look you'd give him if he was taking you from behind, and he stuck his thumb in your asshole?

whoA! frumby!

That reminds me of the scene from Long Kiss Goodnight.

Samual Jackson: "You've got her beat, hands down... and neck up."

totally off subject - but they've been showing that movie alot lately

Hey now. This is the Nothingland forum. Case even said to post my fun mindless comments. So I did.

Hey now...

Yes. Exactly like that. Except for the really offensively uncalled for and graphically shocking part.

Flint, henceforth, you are not authorized to mention my asshole. Especially thumbs or anything else that would fit therein. Please make a note of this.

...but...you secretly liked it?

Damn it. No.
I do not, nor do I ever forsee me liking things in my asshole. Much to the dissapointment of my husband.

And yes, I have tried.

Just. Not. Happening. Sorry.

I don't like things in my asshole either. See, we have something in common!

Ahh, was misogynic too big a word for you to understand? I certainly wasn't the first person to disagree with your stereotypical anti-woman statement.

Just because you have mindless comments doesn't mean my mind can't be offended by the inanity of it all.

Here's a grip...now you have one.

I thought good advice I heard here was...hey, lighten up Dagney! Everything I said was clearly in a joking manner. And everyone likes jokes, if they are offensive or not, that's what's been drilled into my mind from the Cellar.

Is it misogynistic if the woman likes it?

Anyhoo, I fail to see any anti-woman statement that was made by jebuzullah (or whatever the name is) on this thread. :confused: Stereotype that women like ice cream? Hell, watch any movie or TV show and the woman eats ice cream when depressed. It's more like an old husband's tale. I certainly wasn't offended.

Maybe I'm missing something, though.

Don't worry about it Shawnee. And btw, you can call me whatever you like.

I just have a lot of ground to make up for my speech in Cellar Meta. I'm like the 4th coming of the anti-Dwellar, no one gives me a break. But I didn't have any mysogynistic intentions, I was just being silly, but my reputation calls for immediate disapproval as of now. Sorry Dagney, please don't take it personally. I just thought it was a joke.

It's cool, Jeb. :)

Believe me, I've been there, and back, and there, and back, and there, and back...

Last night I worked until 1 am, then went home and had...

Ice cream

for dinner.

But I'm definitely male.

I thought that the original post was evenly balanced between making fun of female and male stereotypes.

Our Man Flint's unlucky post reminded me of a clown joke ("Look kid, no hands!").

It's ok to feel that way really. If you rely on action movies to feel like a man....please go put a dress on now. I have nothing against that. And send me the photo.:)

There and Back Again.
A Hobbit's Tale!

This explains why you're full of shait. :p

There you go, speaking for everyone again. Apparently that's not a lesson that's sinking into your head easily. What's not offensive to one person, may be offensive to another, and fwiw, I don't enjoy being offended.

Jokes are one thing - calling women 'broads' and painting them with a stereotypical brush is something different. (We don't all sit around and cry and eat ice cream when we're sad) I find it offensive, and feel it's my right to speak up when something offends me.

But no matter, my time here is quickly coming to a screeching end. The signal to noise ratio is way off, and I'm sick of shoveling through the shit to find a pearl or two.

For the record, you clean up real nice. :) I admit I didn't think you would do it, so kudos to you.

ok, Toots. :: pinches your bottom::

:bolt:

Ok Dagney. Zippy, SG, Lumberjim, Aliantha, Clodfobble, DuckNuts, and a few more I think, like jokes.

But not everyone likes jokes. Sorry to generalize.

Look at LJ's joke. I guess you should beat him over the head too.

Oh not to worry, fresh, she has before. :)

P.S.
Sorry if I'm the catalyst as well (regarding your potential leaving), because I didn't mean to be. And I hate chemistry

agreed

Jeboduuza - is that you in the kilt? (a Scot would use his heid on anyone calling a kilt a dress shurely?)

But you're certainly rehabilitating nicely.
Show us your skean-dhu.

The comment could be taken misogynic because you were disappointed with yourself by eating a lot of ice cream, making it seem that you look down on women that eat a lot of ice cream in the first place.

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.

But seriously thanks Clodfobble, monster, SG. I'm trying.

But I'm sorry, I have lead you all on. That is NOT me in the kilt, it's just some dude from google.

SG what' skean-duh. I'm so naive, sorry.

I was pretty sure that wasn't you. Hence the skean-dhu test (although I spose you could have googled it)

It's a ceremonial dagger worn in the sock while wearing a kilt.
Had you been a real Scot I'd have passed it off as a "show us your weapon" joke ;)

I said dress......so you google a guy in a kilt?!? Mister you are no fun.
And you are not invited to my next slumber party....