DO NOT WANT and other Cellar-themed memes.
 

At the above link, popular thread bombs are juxtaposed with old-timey hobo cartoons; it's fusion humor. And it got me to thinking. This is what I came up with. At first I planned to label the speaker and non-listener as different Cellar members, but there were too many to choose from, so I did this:

While searching for DO NOT WANT images, I learned that (supposedly) the origin of DO NOT WANT lies either with an English-to-Chinese-to English of Darth Vader's line "Noooooo!" or a discarded bit of dialogue from the same film, seen below:

I don't know if anyone has done Vader saying "Noooooo! They be stealin' my __________" ...but I did do this DO NOT WANT mod of cat%20robot, to bring things full circle (a Vader-cat, if you will):

Next, I plan to do a cartoon rat, jogging, saying "i has ass", a cartoon monkey, holding a little geometric doohickey, saying "i has tape", and a bass-playing cartoon toad saying "i has job" …I don’t know when I will get around to these, so I encourage anyone who has some free time on their hands to go ahead with them, or any other original (or semi-original), Cellar-themed cartoons.

eh, I got nothin'
 

but I tried.

Just remember, Steve Dallas already exists as a cartoon incarnation.

Flint -- why does the speaker in your original post have some kind of nose cancer?

Because I really liked this, I'm referring to this cartoon I did yesterday.

:D I think that's his mouth.

I don't get it :(

I mean I get the idea of Cellar meme etc, but I don't get your cartoons.
The person crouching doesn't want to hear. Oh stupid person shutting their ears and saying LALALA. But the person holding forth is also a stupid person shouting BLAHBLAHBLAH to an uncaring world. So who is right?

In the first case, the labels seem to be from the point of the Croucher (as I shall call him). He is shielding his ears, poor thing. In the second case the point of view is the Shouter - his word is falling on intentionally stupid deaf ears.

I know sometimes you should just accept humour at face value... But I don't get it!

Are my cartoons that hard to understand?
So that you don't even know what you're looking at?
Well, I refuse to put noses on MS Paint stick figures.

It took me a minute to undertsand what you were even talking about...

Flint -- I think you're an excellent cartoonist. The mouth just didn't look right to me in the original, but it's much better with the necessary details added.

DO NOT WANT! ...just kidding...thanks...maybe I'll work up an edit...

:rolleyes:

Where do you get those people, Flint? Do you draw them yourself?

Yes, I draw them. With the little pre-shaped shapes you can drag out, and the straight and curved lines you can make with MS Paint. I find that 400 by 400 pixels is a good size; I can hide it inside other (work) application windows, and the curves are so approximated it helps me see how things are shaped. I can erase and pencil in individual pixels when necessary to correct complicated areas.


The first stage in illustration, even fine oil painting, is to flesh things out with geometric shapes. I do that part in MS Paint, and then just stop there.

I think they're hysterical!

signed,

Enthusiastic Not-so-Noob anymore.

I suck. All I can do is pirate Flint's cartoons.

This one is supposed to be a template. I had hoped people would do what you did: put different names on them.

When I had the idea for a Cellar DO NOT WANT, it was tw talkin' and UG not listenin'.

from here

Is that fart fumes at the bottom, Shawnee?

They're supposed to be running away, but I'm not surprised you thought they were fumes, what with your fart fascination and all. ;)

That was exactly what I was thinking, Flint!

You grossly misunderstand the relationship of UT to The Cellar.

We* are The Cellar.




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* Collective, not royal, "we."

To be fair, the cartoon was based on UT telling Flint "You can always assume I'm on" and Flint responding, "oooooo...menacing!"

Which isn't to say I get the previous ones...

Are you saying we are, collectively, one large pussy?

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That's some funny shit. Describes most heated exchanges on the web on any forum any where.

Thanks, that was the idea. Internet culture (actually just plain ol' human nature) fascinates me.

btw ...here is an actual "DO NOT WANT" bomb, in case anybody has no idea wtf I'm on about:

I still don't understand wtf you're on about. The picture does not help at all.

"Do Not Want" is a humorous phrase in and of itself. It originally came from an Engrish subtitle of Star Wars as posted previously.

To complete the running internet gag, simply take a photo of someone/something being horrified or upset and superimpose the phrase "Do Not Want" on the image. Animals work particularly well. See example below (one of my personal favorites.)

That dog could be in a mash-up with invisible bike...

the whole 'do not want' thing doesn't appear on my humorous radar. i don't know why....it's just not funny to me. and i usually get shit like this. oh well.

do not want.

You do not want for funny bone.

We are the world. We are the children.

I love the UT. It's a joke. Joke? Amember those? ;)

Please dissect all attempts at humor that don't register on your fun-o-meter. It makes it SO much more fun for those of us whose fun-o-meter likes it, because we get to do more cartooning (which I really want to do right now but can't take the time.) :)

I think the only actual Cellar meme is the shark/dolphin thing.

This stupid picture crap is just that.

I love Do Not Want animal pics! I guess I have that weird sense of humor too....

Flint -- the characters in two or three of the panels in the original post could be reversed, without changing the meaning.

That's right.
Nobody is right.

What, you didn't like my depiction of the entire Cellar living on the belly of a massive Hello Kitty?

It's so funny my heart rate shot up to 150. Now that's fucking interesting!

Yeah, and Who's on first.

. . . No, this stupid picture crap is just that:

Flint -- you really should be a cartoonist.

That made me laugh.

Hey, thanks.

This next one maybe should have been a "WTF" . . .
...but I couldn't resist giving it the "DO NOT WANT" treatment:

For those of you who are feeling left out...

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/3186/donotgetar6.jpg
Shot at 2007-06-26

I was just thinking what a GREAT product that was, before I even read the commentary. :blush:

Actually, it should be the Dalai Lama telling people not to want.

I suddenly feel a strange and unnatural desire for avatars.

Cute.

Surely there's somebody at your work who can give you some advice on that.

I'm on vacation. I'm going to have to tough it out.