What do you want RFN?
 

An intravenous coffee drip.

A way to stop thinking I'm smelling smoke (post-traumatic smoke disorder?)

A swimming pool and a nap.

a private swimming pool
a day at a spa

a diuretic that works, dammit!

and for my doc to pick up his phone! I have a feeling some test results came back rather in the negative.

http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/sick/sick0019.gif (but I can't - I'm at work, thus out of my 'comfort zone')

I never thought, in my wildest dreams, that this thread would bring about visions of excrement!

My job here is done.

A life;)

I want my ear to stop hurting... its killing me. :thepain:


Have you tried watermelon? Asparagus?

Oh,no...I didn't know watermelon would help. I'll go get some.

What's with your ear? LJ make a mistake last night? :)

No, seriously, what's with it?

Bad infection. I think the eardrum is ruptured because when I put some drops in I felt them land on my brain.... won't do that again.
I have ear issues, which thankfully neither of my kids has inherited.

What?

An hour pain free & mobile to play with my son or make love with my wife.

A hug (and a blowjob).

Clear skin.

I'm 31 dammit. The zits can be done now, thank-you-very-freaking-much.

Have you looked into the possibility of having rosatia?
A few in my family have tried the Proacive product with great results.

A heart that doesnt break so easily

A Holiday Wish
written by Steve Martin, performed on Saturday Night Live (1991)

Steve Martin: If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be that all the children to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. If I had two wishes I could make this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account. You know, if I had three wishes I could make this holiday season, the first, of course, would be for all the children of the world to get together and sing, the second would be for the 30 million dollars every month to me, and the third would be for encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe. And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, the first would be the crap about the kids definitely, the second would be for the 30 million, the third would be for all the power, and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year to have an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought out slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina-somebody, I can't think of her name. Of course my lovely wife can come too and she's behind me one hundred percent here, I guarantee it. Wait a minute, maybe the sex thing should be the first wish, so if I made that the first wish, because it could all go boom tomorrow, then what do you got, y'know? No, no, the kids, the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. But wait a minute, who am I kidding? They're not going to be able to get all those kids together. I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible, more trouble than it's worth! So -- we reorganize! Here we go. First, the sex thing. We go with that. Second, the money. No, we got with the power second, then the money. And then the kids. Oh wait, oh jeez, I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay, I need revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in hell! That would be my fourth wish. And, of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. Thank you everybody and Merry Christmas.


Be careful what you wish for Duck.

I don't want to be rich. I just want to be financially comfortable to afford for myself those things I want. lol ( right now)


nice travel spots
nice car
a walk in closet full of clothes
oh and someone to share my bed then go home in the morning. :P



I used to also. Now I am half deaf which works out great for night time sleeping.:thumb: *tounge in cheek*
Really, I wouldn't wish that pain on anyone. I hope you heal quickly.

1) A gigantic gin and tonic
2) A carnal frolic with the very hot girl who used to be my receptionist at work and has been sort of hinting lately that it is a possibility
3) Then sleep

To kill you.

That's a bad thing to want syc.


I want a t shirt that says. Dorks need love too but it has to have small cap sleeves and a tailored look.

You don't know who I was referring to, now do you? :)

it dosn't matter to me

Well then...I guess it will be...YOU!!!

;)

silly tripper

My boyfriend :( long-distance relationships are hard...

(but worth it in this case)

If you can't be with the one you love...

I want my skin to clear up RFN. I want to be able to get in a bath without it stinging. I want a cigarette...I want my dog to be a puppy again...I want not to have overslept this morning.

A job!

Well, not RFN. Next Monday would be best.

I want to know what the heck RFN means. And for whoever tells me to not use the word n00b. Pipe dream, I know.

it means "Right Fuckin' Now"

To go watch Eureka.

BBL ya'll

I really, really, really like that and I don't know why. Is this standard internet useage and I really HAVE been away from the interwebs for too long, or is this cellar-specific?

Oh, and I want to see my fiance, RFN! That's really cheesy, I know.

If it's cheesy, I'm right there with you.

I want to see my girlfriend RFN. Sadly, it won't be a reality for another 24 hours.

That would be ideal, if you think of it get two.

I'll take one, too. Heavy on the Lucrative, please.

Today, RFN, I want:

sex
big ol' doobie
more sex
back rub
hot tub
more doobie
more sex
gooey pizza
watch a good movie
more sex
nap
a billion dollars

However, none of any in the foreseeable future.

Not me. I get paid, and I don't do shit (and yes, it's legal). Basically, as the wheelchair-ed son of a retired state employee, I get a government allowance each month. It's called Retirement, Survivors, and Disability Insurance.

As for the job sitiation, my SMF vocation counselor at the time
screwed up, and I ended up with the wrong kind of training.

But all-in-all, I prefer it this way. No overbearing boss, no deadlines, and I can sleep as late as I want.

But...deadlines get the adrenalin going, and you get to make fun of your boss.

As for sleeping late...I won't argue with that.

The opposite of me...I do all kinds of shit, and don't get paid shit. :p

I wish I had a billion dollars.;)

If I had a million dollars, I'd buy you a green dress. But not a real green dress, that's cruel.

I just want a triple stack with cheese, frosty float, and some french fried pertaters mmm-hmm.


Git R Done.

Awww, Spexx...I could do without the billion if you have any of the rest of the list. Ten bucks would suffice.

Perry, great reference...saw those guys a few years ago!

Drax, I got you all hot for taters, didn't I?

I don't believe you.

I want work to be over. It's impossible to be productive at this point because everyone but me and my boss are gone for the holiday, so when I try to make the calls I need to make I just get a lot of answering machines.

I also want a donut.