Aliantha's attention avarice advances alliteration attempts by assclown
 

Aliantha, in a surprise move, tailposted on spexxvets spanking thread. Her initial post that clicking the link was 'a waste of time' was ironic in that replying to say so was ...what? It seems a pattern that some follow....to pop into a thread after it has played and deride those involved by taking it seriously and making snooty comments. Fillibusterer, tw frequently employs this maddening method of mushmouthed manipulation when he is motivated to mock the masses.


It should be noted that the use of the phrase 'surprise move' should be read: "matter of time" for the purposes of this ironically intended and insipid idiotry.

Yay...I have my own thread posted by the king of everything.

Damn I can't wait till school starts again.

I'm the king of your butt.

Hmmm...my husband might have something to say about that. lol

Srsly though, thanks for the thread jimbo. It's just what I've always wanted. :)

It was my pleasure. I plan to chat you up repeatedly in here. i was going to go to bed...but i think i shall stay up and tickle you. goochie goochie goo

lol...lucky me.

I'm chatting to Razzmatazz in gabbly, so I might not have too much time for you I'm afraid.

yeah...gnite then. tell razz i said hi.

I'll tell her. Sweet dreams sexy. ;)

Did LJ really goochie goochie goo Ali?

Jim, could you please send me some of whatever the fuck you're smoking? It is apparently quite potent.

I have got to quit reading Cellar when I first wake up.

lj - I've done exactly that and I wish to apologize to the entire Cellar community. I've felt bad ever since I posted this:

I quit smoking, syc. maybe that's the problem.

Perhaps...you're too creative now. :)

I see somebody else's dictionary has an entry for mushmouthed.

motivated to mock the masses.

YOINK!

He uses the cyber date-rape drug. On himself. Then he brutally attacks his penis. And likes it.

This first part is really funny: But this part is completely unnecessary: Adding too much information can ruin a joke. Next, more overkill: It's a repeat of the "long/short" timing, from the first two lines. Too much of a good thing.

I was trying to meet specific criteria:

Just that first sentence wouldn't have been serious, snooty, or mushmouthed enough.

Less is more. The first sentence was powerful. The additional text only diluted it, leaving it spread thin, and ineffective. :2cents:

It's nice to see some literary criticism taking place here in the Cellar. Long overdue, I say.

I think if she had separated those three comments only adding in between other people's posts it would have really worked.
An "LJ Streaming Narrative".
A new and innovative writing style. Whaddaya think? I might adopt it.

Demonstrate?

Well, say I brought up possible contents of LJ's underwear drawer.

What is the "new and innovative writing style" ???

I'm getting to that Flint. I am demostrating. The new and innovative writing style is the "LJ Streaming Narrative."

Now say I brought up possible contents of LJ's underwear drawer as an example. (this is fiction folks and not intended as a jab)
Again.

Okay, let's say you brought up the possible contents of LJ's underwear drawer. As an...example. Of...something.

Lj scowls and folds up the binoculars, and goes to the back bedroom and opens the drawer.

Flint falls asleep at his desk. He falls and hits his head on the keyboardddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd... . . . like that?

He digs through his latest copies of ass-masters and deposits the binoculars in his favorite hiding spot.

The Savage and the Allegedly Savage
 

I think Spexx just said LJ gave it a real beating. You do that to egg whites, they get all white and foamy. :neutral:

dude. there is NO point in instructing the over-dramatic on the finer points of humor. You sit at the cool table. spexx doesn't. that is the source AND the result of his tragic persona. I agree completely with your assesment of his failing, ....but if you'll notice...he assumes you are criticizing to hurt him instead of help. he's doomed to a life of envy and resentment. you're just rubbing it in.

spexx,.....what did you learn?

If one were to read a true streaming narrative from jimbo, wouldn't approximately every word be cock?

Edit: I meant every third word but upon reading the statement again I decided it was probably pretty close anyway.

As the guys practice one upmanship the true comedian sleeps.

Or whatever the hell your doing right now.

Yeah- this "LJ Streaming Narrative" thing has already taken a nose-dive.

Back to the drawing board. Maybe I need to work on "LJ creative-nonfiction prose".

Or maybe I need to actually get some work done. Ummm...yeah. Work.