Cellar Men I Would Fuck
 

Made ya look!
Haaa!!!!
:D

I assume that means "all of them."

No I just thought that some brave young lady needed to get this ball rollin'.

Besides I'm married- just thought I could give some single ladies a place to hash it out.......

with a thread title like this, they'll be rollin allright.

The brave young lady is me....duh.

shh...you had me at ball rollin'.

:D

As Elspode found in his thread, the problem is offending people that you don't include.

But for the record there are many Cellar men who I would happily fellate :yum:

See- I didn't even know "felate" was a word....look I'm already learning something.
SG, look in your mailbox- I think you might already have some airline tickets in there.
;)

There are men here?

In my case, your ASSumption would be correct. ;-)

........not a list kind of a person :)

maybe none, but . ..

did I mention I enjoy giving head? :D

Hi Cloud! Good to see ya!

Maybe you could teach me a thang or two!

we'll make you eat those words...
:o

Yeah, if I had it to do over again, I'd just PM all the women I want to do. No, that would be wrong...that would have been creepy. At least this way, it is either funny...or possibly successful?

Flint offered to buttfuck someone in the mouth - does that count?

If you buttfuck someone in the mouth, does that mean they are a shithead?

I fail to see how it wasn't funny or successful. Hey- what the cellar needs right now is a little more love.:hugnkiss:

I used to play cupid when I got bored on my nights out in my 20's. I can certainly do that here...this thread is pretty mild compared to my former guerilla social engineering....and if it doesn't start to go better 'round here don't say everyone wasn't warned.
:)

:corn: I want to see how this comes out, yes indeedy...

I'd do Jesus in a heartbeat...uh, wait. That didn't sound right.

I bet it would be easy to nail him. ;-)

Ouch.

That was groanalicious!

And he can rise again. But don't hold your breath for a 2nd cumming.

ouch

...and it's rumoured the sheets are hard to clean

HA! Someone give me instructions on how to link cellar pages....I need to link this with the what do you look like RFN page somewhere in this thread.
:)

How about if he turns the other cheek? Or spreads them?

he can turn my water into wine anytime.

[ url= urlofthethreadorpostyouwant ]Look Here[ /url ]

should nake the word Look Here clicky to your link.

remove all the spaces in the above to get it to work

and now the question must be WWJF?

I dunno....let's ask him.

Ben Elton did a routine about Dante's inferno, with Judas Iscariot at the bottom layer of Hell... Except for a Sun journalist, lower down, looking up his arse to see if Jesus got a little bit too friendly with the disciples...

Just thought it might make you (M & D) smile

it did

I've heard John the Baptist gives better head

Grim
I love it

Jesus and 12 disciples? Sounds like a gay coven to me.

sounds like hours of entertainment to me.

for Cicero click the # in the upper right hand corner to get the specific post btw

I need some hot guys to post photos in this thread.........I was going to link to the 'what do you look like RFN' thread to remind the girls as to what the hell I'm talking about. But that would be pointless....there aren't enough consecutive photos of just cellar men.

It would take hours to decide!

So....get off your butt and post your hottest photo. Or draw your self. I don't care.

Ok. Here I am!

What a coincidence! Our lists are identical!

Really? Is there something to this BigV? Hmmm....is this a burgeoning romance???
Could it be?!?

With so much in common....
;)

I need to post this again. (Except for BigV)
Weanies!!!!
:D

Well, did you ask him?

I dunno, did we ask you? WWYF?

hey...everybody (pssst)...he just posted in the what do you look like RFN thread......

Don't let Shawnee get the jump on you!

:)

That's a hard one.

:redface:


To be completely honest - just my wife.



Oh, wait - I'm wrong, I have an opening next Wednesday at 7.

Care to rephrase that?:P

Not without my lawyer present.

Wow...this thread is a huge success!! LOL!!!

Even I forgot about it!!

I am a profesional thread assasin