The Piss Gang
 

I just wanted to start the thread before spexxvet did. you know he's working on it right now, dontcha?

I'm gonna start calling LJ "Jimmylegs" after a character in a story that that guy who wrote Moby Dick wrote.

Herman Melville--that's the guy. Whale of a guy.

:headshake I would prefer not to.

Actually, I had no intention of that, Kreskin.

suuuure...cuz yer soooooooooooo matuuuuure!


from this post forward, the whole Witty Reparte Department is on notice. on notice, you hear? People are taking shit way too serious, and not finding themselves at all amusing. Full moon, my ass.

We need more liquor.

Are you being all Grammar/Literature nazi on my ass Mr. SteveDallas?
Coz if you are...

Anyhoo---it WAS Melville who wrote that. The Dick story, I mean. Plus the other one with Jimmylegs in it--Billy Budd I thunk it was called.

Hey, lj writes about cocks. He must be on the brink of greatness.

How are you supposed to pronounce 'Turandot'--?

if you do that, I'll start calling you .......Tim.

Would I do that? :angel: Huh?
(It's a quote from Bartleby the Scrivener, a Melville story.)

I've heard it both ways (with and without the final T pronounced). FWIW there is some evidence (including second-hand reports of how Puccini himself said it) that that last letter is silent. My guess is, knowing opera fans, you're likely to start an argument either way.

:smack:

Of course! I know Bartleby! He died in prison!

Re: the hope of starting an Opera Fight--I accept the ( french accent ) challange!

Anyway, you, like, sound like my daughter.

I think the movie shoul;d be about superheroes with enormous bladders who go around putting out forest fires and saving kittens from the bottoms of dried out wells.

I like it monster.... but I'm seeing it as a group of kooky friends who go on pub crawls together, the focus being on all the trips to the various bathrooms they each make.

you know "on the piss" is british slang for drinking? And pissed is drunk, not angry.

I'll get the first round.:guinness: :beer:

Do they ever just kill the kittens?

True, but 'pissed off' is angry. And some people do use 'pissed' to mean angry. Mostly though it just means you're munted.

It's gotta be about children at the bottom of the well - think of the children!

yo.....that looks like........clodfobble?

Seriously? how does one get that drunk that they pissed themselves?

I have been drunker than 10 men and still managed to control my bodily functions.

Shit no, I would never wear heels like that just to go to the store. You may also note her manicured nails--how am I supposed to bite manicured nails?

Two pages and no golden shower party? What sort of a piss gang is this?

I didnt say it was you..just that it looked like you. sorry...i pictured you peeing your pants. i feel bad now.

Oh that's fine--just don't ever picture me in ex-sorority girl heels and done-up nails, for god's sake!

ok.


OH! now you've done it.


i just did.

damn.

wait...a...minute *searches memory* my picture of clodfobble had her in the buff along with a handful of other people sitting on a couch...nope, no high heels.

I forgot about that one! Need to purge some crap from the old memory so stuff like that doesn't fade away so easily.

I'm still terrified one of those people is going to stumble in here one day and get all mad at me. I mean, I blanked out their faces, of course, but still... Fortunately none of them were good candidates for public office. :)

which makes it almost a certainty that there's a future president among them....

I'm just bumping this thread for ... posterity? presenty?

I thought it was a new thread to plan how we would ignore the next troll.

So did I, Jim, so did I!

Job tenure =/ cellar tenure, young man.... you're on report. And clodfobble's going to be pissed (teehee) about you dragging up her manicure pic again

Wow. I'm a troll on the order of pensive pam. I apologize.

I don't remember what inspired this thread. I wish I did. Good times, good times.

I think this thread is hilarious.

Bri, you funny.

HLJ and IM are my favorite Morning Show :angel:

We really should have a show, you know.

Hanging Out with Jesus and Monkey

Yeah, that first post suggests ... something. But WHAT?

Then it got really weird.

Oh, spexx and I ....we used to not get along so good.