Clique Agenda Item #792, Parts C-E
 

Attn: Members of the Conspiracy

• Boycott this thread: "US Military Treatment Of Atheists"
  
• Reminder: Keep hammering away at Spexx. He'll crack soon.
  
• Also, nobody ask about Shawnee. She's dead to us.

Edit: WHY CAN I SEE THIS ON THE MAIN BOARD?!

Eat limperjizm's dick. :drool:

Central Command, we have unfriendlies in the Agenda Thread zone! Do you authorize deadly force? Repeat, do you authorize deadly force?

Without Shawnee, the Cellar is 11% less funny.

If Flint left, we'd loose another 13% - maybe more.

This is not debatable, Citizen. Exit this thread immediately. You're meddling with things that you don't need to know about.

Is there a refreshment break on the Clique Agenda?

Speaking of Shawnee, I noticed that in a couple of threads, she deleted attachments the day before she left. I wonder if she deleted all her attachments everywhere?

I doubt she is coming back, but I hope she will change her mind.

someone who deletes their input before the storm out can stay gone as far as i care. that's just one step on the road to being mari***ko.

you've been infiltrated!

(hums Mission Impossible theme. with sound effects.)

Shawnee went?

Or Bruce.

when did bruce storm off, never to return?

How did you know it was me under the white hood?

About 4 hours ago.

Where is that post? I missed it.

Yea, where is that? bruce is cool.

You tell him comrade.

Awhile back. He didn't storm off - he deleted a bunch of his stuff and disappeared for awhile.

clique meeting in gabbly.....cool kids only!

If anything that is going on here on The Cellar has run Bruce off, then fucking *everyone* here needs to step the fuck back, take a really deep breath, and figure out how to pull their heads out of their asses. Really.

I know! I know! Let's have sundaes!

But leave the pickles. No pickles with ice cream and chocolate sauce topped with nuts.

Bruce is in the House.

And I've got a gun.

Is it a party gun that fires a flag with the word "BANG!!" on it?

*really hopes it is*

I bet it's a SuperSoaker, the one that comes with the special fire hydrant attachment.

Oh wow! man that'd be so cool.

Knowing Bruce, it'd be filled with his own body fluid. Gives new meaning to pissed off.

But that wouldn't be cool...

ewww . . .

hell no...

Maybe if we just dispensed with the guns and used party poppers instead?

Nooooo...I had a bad childhood experience with those, and they still scare me.

hmm....okay.....waterpistols have been spoiled by the whole Golden Showers thing...party poppers are out... oh hey! We could just go totally leftfield and get us some balloon animals! Fuck yeah, balloon dogs and balloon giraffes...hey! Balloon fighting dogs! Totally cool.

oh please no. i had a very poor experience with a clown and a balloon dog once.

Boycott... you are so pathetic.:D

I agree - it should be Mancott.

Oh, and here's some more.

yay! aren't you smart! you found another one! very excellent of you!

What's wrong with you Jimbo? You don't seem to have been having a very nice few days.

You two are so cute and shit...I just want to donk your heads together :)

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You're not the boss of me!
 

what's wrong with me? nothing. I'm the same me. what's with you trailing along after the dust is starting to settle and looking down your nose at the involved? since it has exactly nothing to do with you other than shitting up the cellar with the ruckus, .....what is it that you're accomplishing by bumping the threads?

it's something you seem to do as a pattern, I notice. That's why I'm being glib towards you. And as far as what kind of days i've had.....thursday friday and saturday were all 3 brutal at work, and mostly full of bullshit on here. a troll (for the second time) posts a long rant about how the cellar sucks and that its all my fault...and some of you cocksuckers believe him!?) and then Friday it settles down......and Saturday, spexxvet starts foaming at the mouth and talking shit about jinx......which is just retarded. And makes me see red.... so, it starts to cool off a bit....and you wanna come along and act superior and 'above it' ....whilst poking it with a stick.

I continue to be a magnet for strife because I trust my bullshit-o-meter and call people on lies. No one else seems to have the balls AND the lack of restraint that I have. I don't care if i offend Happy Monkey or DanaC or YOU. I gotta be me.

PS. I'm totally just 'taking the piss out of you' here. don't get all crazy.

Why'd I warrant an honourable mention in that post? I haven't exactly been getting on your case about shit.

'Cause he's got the hots for you, Dana.

i was just thinking of people that took the position that jeb was wronged by my hurtful words....and i recall reading your post early in that thread. could have as easily said ibram or lookout or V.


and...i have the hots for you.

Now see that's the kind of clique I'm talkin' about :P

But just because I'm a pedantic cow, I have to point out that I didn't say I found your treatment of Jeb offensive. I did reiterate the fact i thought you could be a bit of a twat at times, but then again can't we all?


[eta] hmm. Thinking about it, I don't know what impact that word has over there. I don't know if your usage would be slightly different than ours. Over here it can be used as a very serious insult (e.g "That bloke's a total twat") but it can also be used as a fairly inoffensive word amongst mates (eg "You daft twat" or "don't be a twat") but that varies somewhat regionally I think.

OK, so just because I happen to not be online I'm not allowed to contribute to the bullshit that's been spewed all over the place in my absence? I think I have as much right to contribute bullshit as you do Jimbo.

As to poking it with a stick, the only person I was poking was you, and you took the bait beautifully didn't you? Yeah I was following your trail of foam all over the board because one thread lead to another and then another, and you were in the thick of it all, even when it didn't concern you.

If you don't like people responding to your posts, maybe you should post them in a PM. :)

I am not a cocksucker.

Oh, wait . . .

I am.

you're defending your right to contribute to the bullshit now? did you not just say that you've learned to ignore this kind of thing? wasnt the tone of your posts that you smelled shit?

I'm fine with you expressing your opinion. just don;t act all friggin high and mighty and 'above' this kind of thing when, in truth, you get off on it.

this kind of thing is your bag, baby.

oh, it's 'led' in that context. lead is a metal.

the only thing that didnt concern me was when spex was trying to provoke jinx.....and she;s my wife...so i get a little protective. my bad.

i love it when people respond to my posts. especially you.

say some more stupid shit now.

Oh for fuck's sake. Will everybody just fucking stop it!? Please...

I'm logging off to go to bed...please don't spill any blood on the Cellar floor. It's really disturbing to get up to of a morning.

Jim, kick the neighbors cat, have a drink, roll one, play the guitar, chill.

I have a band aid on my vagina.

i refuse to chill. i will not go calmly into the night! you can't handle the truth! the only thing we have to fear is fear itself!

Twats are good. Well unless you are a dude with one.

LOL! My friend the porn star? He's the "man with a .pussy." FTM transsexual porn.

Really nice guy, too, and married to one of the most interesting, wonderful woman I've ever known.

Like I always say, there's something for everyone!

Helfuckingloo.

I said vagina!

yeah....but you also said bandaid.

I wouldn't want to steal your thunder Jimbo. ;) You go ahead and keep the limelight for yourself.

BTW, would you like some cheese with your whine?

Pictures. We need pictures. Purely for verification purposes, and because we're interested in your...injury.