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Undertoad 10-15-2007 11:56 AM

October 15, 2007: Bamboo boats
 
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This item via Ananova comes from China - Chishui, near Zuiyi city, they say. The villagers there somehow latched onto the idea that a single stalk of bamboo cane could support at least a small person on the water - and now they have turned it into a sport.

Participants can sit or stand on the piece of bamboo, and race across the Pinzhou River using an oar that's almost as long as the boat.

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glatt 10-15-2007 12:10 PM

no way!

ZenGum 10-15-2007 12:14 PM

Wanna watch out for splinters!

I see that keeping your body out of the water is crucial to cut drag and achieve maximum speed. I guess that the paddle is used for balance as much as propulsion, but still, its pretty amazing.

BigV 10-15-2007 12:15 PM

water is heavy

Spexxvet 10-15-2007 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV (Post 395334)
water is heavy

And Chinese people are not

Sheldonrs 10-15-2007 12:27 PM

Shit floats too but I ain't crossing the river on it.

barefoot serpent 10-15-2007 12:30 PM

It took about 10 seconds to abandon the log rolling competition.

binky 10-15-2007 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 395344)
Shit floats too but I ain't crossing the river on it.

LOL:greenface

bigw00dy 10-15-2007 01:24 PM

I wonder if this gonna be on Most Extreme Elimination Challenge?

rkzenrage 10-15-2007 01:48 PM

PHOTOSHOP!
They just erased the rest of the boat!

freshnesschronic 10-15-2007 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigw00dy (Post 395370)
I wonder if this gonna be on Most Extreme Elimination Challenge?

Awesome show. A classic that no one will ever mention in the same breath as Friends, Late Night, Simpsons or even...American Idol.
Shame.

SPUCK 10-15-2007 03:06 PM

One of my favorite shows! The run-thru-the-doors one is classic!

Wombat 10-15-2007 06:16 PM

neat idea, but it would be almost impossible to steer those "boats": they would just go straight ahead.

noviceathome 10-15-2007 07:39 PM

Two long bamboo poles and a person from one side to the other?

Stilts?

monster 10-15-2007 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wombat (Post 395458)
neat idea, but it would be almost impossible to steer those "boats": they would just go straight ahead.


perhaps they use their labia as a rudder?

mitheral 10-16-2007 02:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wombat (Post 395458)
neat idea, but it would be almost impossible to steer those "boats": they would just go straight ahead.

You can probably steer them the same way you do a rudderless kayak.

Aliantha 10-16-2007 02:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 395541)
perhaps they use their labia as a rudder?

Or at least as floatation devices. Kind of like a catamaran(sp?)

dar512 10-16-2007 09:48 AM

When these kids grow up:

We never had foam noodles to play with in the water! We had hard uncomfortable bamboo poles! And we liked it!

TheMercenary 10-16-2007 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 395541)
perhaps they use their labia as a rudder?

:cheerldr:

xoxoxoBruce 10-16-2007 05:18 PM

Meat curtain center board?

Gravdigr 10-17-2007 09:50 PM

Maybe the pole is for balance. Perhaps they queve for propulsion.

(Extra points if you don't have to look up 'queve')


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