do you name your cans?
 

Tits, gazongas, hooters, boobies, ( . Y . )... do you name them, ladies?


(http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=15651)

nope. they're just boobs. Big bags of fat hanging of my chest.

Oh yes

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=14156

yabbut.....what do you call YOURS blue?

Betty Boops! And you, Ducks??

Do you give them individual names?
As in, Lefty and Righty, B1 and B2?

I dont call them anything personal, they are just an asset I am not above exploiting at every opportunity :)

Wait just a second here...aren't "cans" supposed to be butts??

I've heard boobs referred to as "cans," and the ass referred to as a "can."

And men who have a little more flab on the chest than would be considered healthy are said to be in posession of 'man cans' (one of the funniest turns of phrase ever in my opinion). :alien:

Mine are known as "the girls". They don't have any 'proper' name(s).

Do they have any improper ones?

(Sorry. Somebody had to.)

mine are named Harry and Harry

The can is the toilet/bog/throne/shitter/crapper/potty/dunny/loo/WC/
.....

Mine are called pizza and beer
as are the two beneath them...

My ex suggested naming my breasts when we first got together and I thought that was very creepy. He admitted in the same conversation that his ex had named his penis (and presumably he named her bits in response). It weirded me out for days, then I remembered she was 16 when he started dating her...

(and no, I never asked what she called it, but she signed her letters Miss Mouse, so I can only assume she was small and verminous down below)

***Your Boobies' Names Are...***


Dixie and Daisy


Boobie Name Generator
http://www.blogthings.com/boobienamegenerator/

Hmmmmm. It doesn't ask age or cup size.
I am suspicious that this is not a scientific method of breast naming...

Your Boobies' Names Are...

Twin Peaks

I tried it out in each format choice, and got:

Abercrombie & Fitch (plain text)
Bazoombas (html)
Breastasaurus (BBCode)
The Bazoombas (the other html)

Well, of course! But only in private with Hubby.

Ditto.

I'm not into naming random body parts, dildos, or cars. Even my cat (not my pussy) is called "Kitty" or "Puddy". On other people, I usually say "tits" or "titties". As in "I dare you to go stick you titties right there in Rick's birthday cake. I'll give you one hundred dollars if you do it right now." It's kinda naughty, but not really. But still kinda. "Cans" sounds redneck to me. "Breasasists" is a favorite. When I sweat, I get "Mountain Dew".

Man-titties. Moobies. Those are gross. If you're a man, and you need a manzierre, you gots issues.

...and on a similar note http://www.starma.com/penis/muffy/muffy.html#A

Muffys world of vagina euphemisms

what if they're really hairy? does that make up for it at all?

My chest isn't jiggly or anything...but still...I may have issues. let's just say ...i don't wear tight tshirts.