Club 10K
 

You can have your little landmarks. I'm telling you that until you've crossed the 10K line....you haven't lived. It takes real dedication, skill and willingness to blather on with abandon to reach a level like this. I post this as my 9999th post in order to look down on you pee-ons once more before I join the ranks of the mighty. I'm not thanking any little people.....I did this shit all by myself.

actually i remember you lost a bunch of posts during one of the cellar hacks a few years ago, so you already had more than 10,000 posts. you totally missed the actual "crossing 10,000" event.

loo-hoo-ser

"Suck it, Jesus--this messageboard is my god now!"

I'm working on getting your picture in Willard Scott's roundup tomorrow morning.

lol...I really tried to do some kind of thing with Washington Crossing the Delaware with your face superimposed, but I have no idea how. So, if someone hacked my computer now they would find little tiny bits of lj's head all over the place.

Anyway, congrats!

Well done LumberJim!

Poor Cicero. She's barely milleniated, and here's LumberJim ... Myriating!

Enjoy the glory.

Yeah, I was about to say if you posted in Bruce's doodad thread, you are already past 10,000, since those were subtracted from user's counts when it was deleted. (RIP)

Nya NYAAAAAA...

Lj just wants to piss all over my glory......But posting so much for so long..... Is this a sign of a complete loser or a hero?

Maybe both...

Congrats LJ!
;)

Just because I am being "the bigger man" I will thank you for having such a large, awesome penis, and graceing us with your presence!

Now lets party!!
:thumb: :keys: :beer: :juggle: :band: :notworthy :queen:

Will post naked butt for 10,000?
:D

1 good post in 10,000 - not a bad percentage - for you.

well, here comes another 1,300 posts shredding spexx.

dickhole

saving "LJ" for a super special meaningful #10,000?

@ me lookbut321?

I banned his ass

It's turning into a sock puppet party now.

C'mon, that was funny.

is not.

I feel all violated now. :p

10,000 posts! Holy crap!

Liar.

Granted, 9,999 is a lot of lies, but it's not 10K. You're not in the club.:p

It would be funny if lj really was banned before he could reach 10k.

Besides, the proper term is "cock puppet".

What do you mean "now"?

...What's he going to waste his 10,000th post on? That's what I'm wondering.

Yeah, 10,000th post. That's like losing your virginity. You only get to do that once.


What's it going to be?

Well you know. you only get to do your 4,535th post once too. I'm going to have to come up with something extra special . . . ah shit, I just wasted it.

Yes, but 10,000 is big and round and scary.

It's probably best that the post count doesn't stay with the post. Once you've passed the 4,535th post, no one will know which one it was - unless you specifically point it out.

Just like LJ!



...:headshake no, that was uncalled for... i'm sorry.

OMG...now that was funny Ibram. lol

I think it was definitely called for.

Wtf? You only have 9997 posts.

LOL! that is some funny stuff. me thinks one of our industrious mods has deleted an old thread or something.

so i have one more chance after this post to say something really .......lumberjim-esque? I'm going to have to make it a good one. This may take me a while to come up with......stay where you are....it could happen at annnnn___eeeeeee moment.

I bet it's "cock".

But, but, but... LJ said:you wouldn't want to make LJ a liar, would you? it is very hard for a newbie to regain credibility if caught in an obvious and verifiable lie.

Dear industrious mod:

Please restore that thread immediately. The suspense that is killing me now will be over (10K) then.

Thanks in advance.

The cellar.

Ohhh thats just mean! I love it!

I think Elspode is slowly creeping up on 10K......let's all make fun of him now.

At his current pace, classicman will hit 10,000 posts in April 2009.

10K? pah

you are nothing until you get to 20K

How many times must a user post
Before you can call 'em a ham?
Yes, "n" how many threads must a new member start
Before we're sure they're not spam?
Yes, 'n' how many times must images be hot linked
Before they're forever banned?

The answer, my friend, is lurkin' in the admin
The answer is lurkin' in the admin

Nice! :D