Cocks for Christmas!
 

So, if we're doing a secret santa gift exchange, should we have theme to the gifts?

Cellarites around the world mailing on their take on the theme, photos posted of the gifts received, etc.

That was me.

This could be funny

Sounds like a plan to me

Meh. It would be funny, sure, but then I'd have to hide whatever it was in the closet forever to keep it away from the nosy kids. I think a complete surprise would be more of a... surprise.

But I get cock for Christmas every year! [/whine]

If you're tired of all the cock, just say so. I'm sure you'll receive a very understanding response.

I think a theme idea is fun...if the theme is cock, you don't actually have to send a penis... C'mon people, use your imaginations!!!

Cock for Christmas? We normally have turkey.

Sheesh. Every year it's the same gift. A Cock Pot.

my thought was really based on the idea that there are probably - at most - 3 dwellars who will see who they got and then put a lot of thought and care into the gift selection. everyone else will see who they got and go for the funny gift. so it inevitably turns into a haha white elephant gift exchange. it's what always happens. so i figured with a theme we can at least test the boundaries of our creativity.

I have this huuuuuge box of old porn that i got as a gag a few years ago. i wonder if i could ship it for $15....

True, for example the theme in my kitchen is chickens

pm'ing my address. :rolleyes:

It's old, bad porn..... LOTS of pubic hair and bowm-chickka-bow-wow music.

omg why does that make me want to see it even more? :lol:

Me too.

I'll come around for a bad porn party Shawnee!

please?

how about if I mail it to someone....and they can add their old shit, and mail it to the next person on the list, and so on?

maybe someone with the capacity and technological know how could reduce them to dvd's .......

LOL! A friend of mine sent me a big box of erotica last year; books.

Now, if I want to get rid of them, what do I do with them? Can't take them to the Salvation Army or the library. Possibly could sell them on ebay, but too much trouble. Could throw them away, but I hate to throw books away, and besides--we'd NEVER get rid of the dumpster divers if I did.

add them to the big box of porn!

OK, there were more votes for a cock exchange than those opposed, but not by much so i say the poll is closed and those that want to go with the theme can, those who don't should feel no obligation.

Funnily enough if someone in england says 'hallo cock' it usually means something entirely different...'cock' 'cocker' and 'cockle' are all terms of endearment or friendliness (like calling someone mate, or love).