Gah!
 

I had 4 hours before my MIL's plane lands in which I needed to clean the house, do the laundry, do the recycling, shop, deliver sprog's cello to school, do a crapload of paperwork, get teacher gifts etc......

now I have only 3 hours, having sat here for over an hour doing fuck all. Reading age old posts that I just didn't get round to before or have absolutely no interest in, checking the weather, watching the plane's progress to see if it gets delayed.... :rolleyes:.....

I am Queen of all procrastinators. Crown me.

I bow to you, as one of your most loyal subjects! :notworthy:

Can I be one of your knights?

Sir Fucksoffalot? I live to serve only my Queen!!!!!!!

Yes, and I shall be Lady Listless of the Languorias

:lol:

well i've put the recycling and cello in the car. Now the kitchen is beer bottle-free if nothing else. but i suddenly had the urge to check on the delivery progress of a package I'm expecting.....

:rolleyes:

add spilling coke over said paperwork to my list of achievements.

You're cracking me up, monster! This is coming from the self-proclaimed "Unmade Bed of a Woman." Hang in there! :)

always put off until tomorrow what you can do today

is my mantra to repeat sometime later...

Bollox. flight's early.....
one hour left, dishwasher on, one load laundry done, second in, gotta take cello to school, must do recycling because currently in trunk where luggage must go, haver to choose clean house or buy food, choosing food. back later, chill the beer. fortunately MIL is already well aware of what a slob i am.

I like this thread. Go, monster! The clock is ticking. You can do it.

This is like a Cellar reality series!

Go, monster, go!

overachiever.

What were the friggin odds on that?

Join the club. :D

Go, Hurry, your running behind schedule - which is my problem - always! It does however, get your blood pumping. What a rush.

CAN'T ANSWER THE PHONE, I'M BUSY!!! (SLAMS PHONE DOWN ON EMPTY DESK)

:lol: I couldn't even if I wanted to.

:lol:

Now that is one happy looking MIL! Is she eating a banana or giving you the finger?

If that's your MIL, she looks like she's pretty shocked.

Well she couldn't see the pic that closely when she gave me permission to post ;)

Is it chilly or is she trying to decide whether to take her coat off or not?

:lol: chilly

Her left arm looks broken, that or she has one really long wrist to finger tip length.

yeah, it took me a while to persuade her to have her picture taken.

Gotta admit, she's the biggest and brightest ornament on the Christmas tree.

I thought she had on a tree hat.

Perhaps some warm brandy would lighten her up.

Sure, if you poured it on her and lit it.

meanies

Monster, that is one busy place you have there.

Looking at your MIL I keep thinking of the joke, "I just flew in from Amsterdam, and boy are my arms tired!" :D

I think it's kind of sassy fun she's giving the entire Cellar the ... Banana.