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ZenGum 01-14-2008 08:36 AM

NSFW: Tattooed grandmother
 
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I was going to IotD these but they're NSFW, and NSF a lot of other things as well. I think they might stimulate discussion, so I'm giving them their own thread.
These pics were forwarded to me, I have no idea of the details.
I discussed this with a friend? Is this art? or attention whoring? Is it the enhancement of her body? or the debasement of it?
Our conclusion was that while the graphics of the tattoos are in a traditional sense art, the act of being tattooed like this was performance art in that it had made us stop and think about the way people treat their bodies.

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More pics in the next post.
I guess growing old gracefully was not on her list of priorities.

ZenGum 01-14-2008 08:37 AM

Part two
 
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Trilby 01-14-2008 08:41 AM

some people just can't stop at one.

Cloud 01-14-2008 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 424253)
Is this art? or attention whoring? Is it the enhancement of her body? or the debasement of it?
Our conclusion was that while the graphics of the tattoos are in a traditional sense art, the act of being tattooed like this was performance art in that it had made us stop and think about the way people treat their bodies.. . . I guess growing old gracefully was not on her list of priorities.

It's a celebration. These pics were obviously taken at multiple times, at a convention or conventions, where she is garnering the praise and admiration of a community of her peers.

and yay! for tattooed and pierced grandmothers. We are a special breed. That lady had to have been collecting for many, many years.

LabRat 01-14-2008 09:07 AM

I don't get all the metal in her crotch. What's with the 3 little balls on chains?

Cloud 01-14-2008 09:10 AM

They are weights.

LabRat 01-14-2008 09:23 AM

OK, that makes even less sense to me...what is the purpose of pulling down on the rings??

Cloud 01-14-2008 09:30 AM

For purposes of exhibition at the convention, they are probably just decorative; swinging weights can also produce pleasurable sensations

LabRat 01-14-2008 09:35 AM

Ahhh. I wondered if they were all there all the time. That's a lotta crap to jam in your undies, if you wear them.

Cloud 01-14-2008 09:42 AM

piffle! I know lots of folks with more metal than that. I even know a few folks with as much tattoing.

It's not a competition, you know? Only sometimes . . . it is! :)

kerosene 01-14-2008 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by LabRat (Post 424291)
Ahhh. I wondered if they were all there all the time. That's a lotta crap to jam in your undies, if you wear them.

Yeah, huh? I was thinking she probably gets nowhere near electromagnets. She would probably want to stay away from my fridge, also.

I hope I am in that good of shape and that comfortable with my body at that point in my life. I find this sort of thing admirable.

Cloud 01-14-2008 09:45 AM

? such metal does not react to magnets--it's stainless steel ?

and yeah, she's in pretty good shape. Good for her!

kerosene 01-14-2008 10:10 AM

I guess that is true...I didn't think of that! :)

Cloud 01-14-2008 10:19 AM

I think about it every time I pass through a metal detector. :)

Clodfobble 01-14-2008 10:25 AM

My first thought was that, much like a hotel carpet, the busy pattern serves to hide the stains. :)

This reflects my artistic aesthetic more than my opinion of full-body tattooing, however--I just like things that my brain can interpret, that's all. Too much crammed into one place without any apparent cohesiveness is not appealing to me. I have seen many tattoo sleeves or other large murals that I've liked.

Razzmatazz13 01-14-2008 10:28 AM

That's good, I was wondering if I was odd for first noticing the shape of her body, instead of the fact that a naked grandmother was shaking her groove thang on my screen. That much work sort of blends together from this distance.

Cloud 01-14-2008 10:38 AM

it does. it's a very traditional style, but I prefer more white space. Age tends to blur the lines, so white space around images makes them clearer in the long run.

monster 01-14-2008 11:12 AM

I love the contrast between hands/head/neckline and the rest of it. Wearing a suit and tights, apart from the nose piercings, there's no hint as to what is underneath -the hair and makeup and nail polish are pretty old fashioned/mainstream -not a hint of rebellion in sight! :lol:

monster 01-14-2008 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 424317)
the busy pattern serves to hide the stains. :)


I love this comment. I shall keep it in mind for when I can't stand my stretchmarks any more.

Aliantha 01-14-2008 04:53 PM

She's only 26 you know. (she had a hard life ;) )

Definitely performance art. I've got tats, but only a few. I'm not inclined to get more at this point in my life, but no doubt there'll come a time when I feel the urge again.

I don't think I'll ever be able to afford to get my whole body covered though...unless I go on a diet...

xoxoxoBruce 01-14-2008 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 424330)
I love the contrast between hands/head/neckline and the rest of it. Wearing a suit and tights, apart from the nose piercings, there's no hint as to what is underneath -the hair and makeup and nail polish are pretty old fashioned/mainstream -not a hint of rebellion in sight! :lol:

Except for the horns.

monster 01-14-2008 10:03 PM

Horns aren't normal?

xoxoxoBruce 01-14-2008 10:11 PM

For tattooed grandmothers? Yes.

classicman 01-14-2008 10:36 PM

Think she babysits the grandkids much?

Cloud 01-14-2008 10:49 PM

why shouldn't she? I mean, that's all covered, you know.

monster 01-14-2008 10:49 PM

I reckon she got a bottle of gin and when she passed out, the grandkids found the permanent markers....

Cloud 01-14-2008 10:51 PM

connect the dots?

ZenGum 01-14-2008 10:56 PM

They'd finished their coloring books, I guess.

monster 01-14-2008 11:08 PM

good job it wasn't my kid

JuancoRocks 01-15-2008 01:32 AM

Who has that much time?
I guess Grandmothers do......:headshake

xoxoxoBruce 01-15-2008 02:41 AM

Tats, rather than doing her nails or having a sandwich, during sex.

Cloud 01-15-2008 08:51 AM

prob'ly knits, too.

binky 01-15-2008 06:25 PM

Just wondering is those weights are speeding up what gravity is going to do to her cootch anyway :eek:

monster 01-15-2008 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Cloud (Post 424612)
prob'ly knits, too.

with a bit of practice, maybe she could attach yarn to her various weights and use the swinging motion to get a little weaving done?

binky 01-15-2008 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by LabRat (Post 424291)
Ahhh. I wondered if they were all there all the time. That's a lotta crap to jam in your undies, if you wear them.

Thus the need for granny panties

xoxoxoBruce 01-19-2008 06:01 PM

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There are tattooed Grannies... and tattooed grannies.

Cloud 01-19-2008 07:07 PM

tattoo people really don't care about the body shape or size. but they do care about good tattoos, which this lady does not have. Although she's probably been collecting for many years, and tattoos have really improved over the last twenty years.

After a while, it's better to have a whole body plan, than to continue to collect small, unrelated tattoos.

monster 01-19-2008 07:47 PM

Looks like they're done in marker and someone spilled a drinl on her right shoulder

jinx 01-19-2008 08:01 PM

I think the tribal tiger on her left cheek is 'shopped.

xoxoxoBruce 01-19-2008 09:27 PM

The green backpiece makes me wonder if she was an Army Nurse in Vietnam?

Elspode 01-19-2008 10:39 PM

If memory serves me (and it sometimes does...not always), Vladimir Horowitz played Moscow aged 92 years.

Why is it that our societal conventions seem to dictate that we should abandon those things that make us who we are, simply because we age?

I, for one, plan to be a pain in the ass when I'm 90, should I be blessed enough to attain that age. I hope to still play The Beatles at Volume 11 (I may need to, in order to hear them), and chase 90 year old poontang to the best of my limp dicked ability.

The only thing undecorous about being old is *giving the fuck up*.

zippyt 01-19-2008 11:06 PM

as tom petty said " I don't know what I been told ,ya never slow down ya never grow old "

richlevy 01-27-2008 08:07 PM

Well, if you want to see what they look like when they're younger.

Actually, this woman's tattoo reminded me of Cloud's picture.

Cloud 01-27-2008 09:49 PM

except, unfortunately, I never looked like that!

Here's hoping that lady lives to be a tattooed grandmother. Eventually, we all have a chance--they're not meant to come off, you know.

xoxoxoBruce 01-27-2008 09:50 PM

I want to know where that picture was taken.... somebody's cellar?

Drax 01-28-2008 12:48 AM

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richlevy 01-28-2008 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 427715)
I want to know where that picture was taken.... somebody's cellar?

Too bad it wasn't The Cellar.

I don't know Bruce, with all of those doodads in the pic, are you sure it wasn't your cellar?


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