Ladie's size preference
 

I found the unattributed chart on the net. For what it's worth.

Average length = 5.1 inches to 5.7 inches
Women = greedy
:rolleyes:

Hmmm, do I class as an Authentic Women?

I wonder how they conducted this study? Did a bunch of authentic women sit around using their hands and mouths as indicators?...or did they have a range of penises, attached to a range of men and do it the ole fashioned way?

What if its ideal size and the bloke as no freaking idea what to do with it? or knows and only does that 3 times before its all over?

By happy coincidence I received this by email today:

What do you mean "unattributed"? It's right there on the chart... penissizedebate.com. You can go there for a full discussion of the metrics and methodologies.

(There is a bonus section on size/depth of vaginas, as well as attractiveness of different labia sizes to men. You have been warned.)

Surely it depends on a combination of the size of the guy and the size/depth of the woman? It's all about compatibility at the end of the day.

tiny is bad. gigantic is problematic. average rules the day.

It's probably based on a study funded by companies selling items for "growth."

Circumference size is worth something. Who wants a hot dog. No thank you! I do agree with DanaC, compatability as long as both partners are happy.

So nobody'sgoing to comment on the shape of the "results" than? :rolleyes:

I like any survey that uses the word "freaky" in one of its options.

Glad to know that I am ideal. :D

Should I tell my wife?

Try not to get a swollen head over it.

Is there any true to the rumor that, while the chart was being made, the song "How Deep Is Your Love?" was playing?

I don't know merc, I've been lying to mine for years.

Meh - for me the whole chart is enjoyable as long as it's good sex.
(Although I guess the real extremes would be a bit freaky at first sight).

I think I'm confused about circumference, or perhaps just inches - I always thought that the rule was half circumference to length was an ideal proportion, but from the chart I guess I've misremembered that rule!

Sorry, can't hold out any longer...

wtf is this Ladie's business?

[quote=Sundae Girl;426105]Meh - for me the whole chart is enjoyable as long as it's good sex.
QUOTE]

Here, here!!

"That's no lady, that's my . . . " oh, sorry.

Here's some Ladies' business:

Where, where!!

Average works for me. Too big and I either gag or scream with pain (depending on where it's going). Too small and it's difficult to work with.

Rocky Rococo, at your cervix.

;)

There, there! :doit:

:thumb:

An old saying goes..........

"It's not the wand that makes the magic, it's the magician behind the wand"

:lol: !!

I like a tall, 3 shot Americano, and lots of room for half and half. I need a to go cup because I'm always on the run, so the 16 oz. is fine.

16 oz, huh? this could take a while.

the wife claims this isn't true.

...and thats the saying one would use when their rig is blow average.....:D

And what would you say about someone who goes by the username "bigw00dy" ???

Yeah but at least I drive a fast car.......

The story behind that is I was born with red hair and maintained the red until my teen years. Everyone used to call me 'woody woodpecker'. I know...hahaha. Now in my late 20's ish, my hair has darkened a bit. But people, family included, still call me woody. Nicknames never seem to die.

My pick up line was always..."I may not reach the bottom, but i'll hurt the sides..."

Not much pickin' up going on there!

but do you stir it clockwise or counter...oh wait...what thread am i in?

I need size 3 petite...many of you can guess why, I'm sure. I have gained 2 sizes in the past year but still, I am very small and have few places to go!!! I used to get vietnamese stuff because of my specific size needs, but got worn out quick with the asian stuff..my size preference is hard for me to actually attain!
:)

:mg:

What? It's all true...Now I rely on teenage places to get the sizes I need..mostly. I don't see that as a big deal until I see other people there my age, and they look at me funny..but who cares really? What?!?




:)

verification, please?

For what? Where I go and my size preference?

Now she wants us to quantify it's volume of displacement. Hey, is this like the experiment where they tried to weigh the human head, or are we talking about the same thing?:eyebrow:

Very satisfying. 6.5+ and ......I cannot go on. Let's just say ...BigV

But does the carpet match the drapes? ;)

Sheldon...What do you know or care about ladies size preference......oh jesus...what are you doing in here? There goes another gay stripe.
:)

Im all hardw00d floor....:D

OK boys, I have a cut and paste project for you. How do you measure up?

PS, be sure to read the fine print regarding the largest penis evar. OMGawd.

That's not fair, I have a 1600x1200 monitor.

Let me resize to 800x600. Ah.

I guess I am doing ok at 8 inches. Not impressive but it gets the job done. :D

No fair!

I have a 640x480 display, it doesn't fit.

Let me resize (and rotate)--Ah, (3840x1024) better.

Do I start at the bottom or the top?

Male pride compels me to deny that it fits the screen or paper.

And how do I compensate for the curve?

I just saw labber's chart...there's no such thing as a high average....It's either average or it is not........;)

If it does not fit, you must acquit.

If it does not fit, I must spit?

I think we need pics so we can make sure you're all holding the chart correctly.

Well, If you need help....






someone else can do it...;)

I heartily and joyfully second this motion. Especially since really, that's what I had in mind in the first place. . .

Red says he'll go first:

:runaway:

Now to me, 8" is BIG.
My evil ex was that big and when we went through one of our usual on and off periods, I' d always be amazed when I went back to him. He was just so much bigger than any other man I slept with and would always make me bleed the first time we had sex.

I dunno, maybe I've been "unlucky". Then again I prefer an average sized penis - gives you a wider range of options for positions. And a man with a small penis is actually preferable for anal or oral. And after all, it's all about the gardener, not about the tool. If I find a man attractive I will want to have sex with him. I certainly would not be put off by a lack of inches.

(Well I was once, with a man who had a long but very very thin penis - but I was already losing interest by the time we progressed that far, and it was the final pencil in the coffin. Nail I mean.)

mmm. D wasn't exactly well-endowed... which only started to bother me when I'd already had enough :P I never thought size mattered before.

8 = too big.

Why Dana... you insatiable beyotch, you. :mg: