Quuiiickkkk...I need to sell a car
 

Well, technically, I need to sell 2 more before tomorrow arfternoon.

Or I have to give my boss a blow job :right:

Actually, I think Lumberjim is the expert here on one of those subjects, I can't remember if it was blowjobs or selling cars.:D

I have no advice on this topic, but I would add...










...you're hired.


No J it was a joke. It was just a joke, you know how I'm always trying to be funny with people? No, yes of course I'm not that funny, but I try. What? It doesn't mean anything! Of course she's hot, but she's also on the other side of the planet! No that doesn't mean I'd be more interested if she lived across the street. Well of course we'd invite her over for dinner but -- Hon you know me, I'm a one-man woman. I mean a one-woman man! One-woman man. Well yes, I agree with you, I guess don't know what's appropriate! But that doesn't mean I love you any less.

to UT: yeah . . . but offers of blow jobs don't come along every day.

Do they?

On the one hand, you have a country founded by a bunch of folks who went to church and got aggravated because it was too fancy for their tastes.

On the other hand, you have a country founded by a bunch of criminals who were too obnoxious to be left in their original country.

I'm starting to wonder about this arrangement.

PS -- UT -- I didn't hear you offering to ban all her pics, as a gesture of good faith...

:bj::bj3::bj2::knockdup:sounds like sexual harassment to me. or a bet made to facilitate a desire. do you want to win this bet or lose it? honestly?

Honestly....

I've seen the man in lycra, his man cans are nearly bigger than my boobs....would you give him a blowjob?

no....but not because of his pectoral asthetic. i'm just no homoist.

For a second I thought you were talking about his nuts, and having seen at least part of your boobs on here before, I was having a really hard time picturing how such a thing could be medically possible.

so, in theory, if i were to purchase said automobiles thus saving you from fellating large mancan man... would there be some sort of payoff for me?;)

:lol: Me too, Clod...

Sure, Lookout.

I have been known to do what it takes to *close* a deal.

My test drives are pretty good too, apparently.

Yes they do. :-)

"Homoist"? Sounds like lube for a hooker. Ho Moist. LOL!!!

well, the pronunciation is homo-ist.

but ho-moist sounds ....inexpensive?

Comes (*groan*(**groan**)) in little pre-saturated towel-ettes. Just swipe 'n' go!

so did ya have to Blow him DN ???

Actually the 3 colonies of Britain were founded for:

America - Religious troublemakers.

Australia - Criminals. Large penal colony.

Canada - Bastards. Canada was the choice of location for pregnant mistresses/female servants.

Hmmm unusual choice of words for you.

Crisis avoided!!

Just sold a Holden Monaro :D



Offer still stands though, Lookout ;)

Yeah, my innerstraightedger was on break. Sorry, won't happen again.

To a man?

lol - very funny. still smirkin!

Yes actually,well...kinda..... an 18 year old.

Well I am sure he feels like a real man now.

At least until he wraps his new toy around a gum tree.