I have
 

a really sore throat.





that is all.

ya know what soothes a really sore throat?

Same thing that soothes your itch itch itching?

i just thought that sentence went well with my current sig line.....

A female version of a hard on? What would that be? What do I have?
:)
You guys are pretty smart....please define.

I have...really heinous menstrual cramps

[quote=Cicero;428919]A female version of a hard on? What would that be? What do I have?
QUOTE]

an open invitation for an evening would probably be accurate.

[quote=lookout123;428924]Wow...that's pretty heavy lookout! Now with who?!?
:D
(evenings last more than two minutes right?) Just checking!!

... a glass of wine in my hand.

me too.

have you tried Skittles? They make amazingly good throat lozenges.

been shopping

A clitoral erection? Excessive dampness in the nether regions? A desperate need to pee first thing in the morning?

A critical need for:

1) More memory on my computer
2) An affordable 40-100 watt bass amp
3) Plumbing skills
4) Enough libido to keep up with my opportunities

Yeah, I've heard about how old people lose all of their libido eventually too.
Sad to hear it's finally caught up with you.
:(

I has... it's I has.

Don't spill it on the rug, or lumberjim will buttƒuck you in the mouth.

i haven't buttfucked anybody in the mouth in weeks!

What about Drax? What is that called?

pwnage?

Congestion (Muscular tension), engorgement (erection), increase in secretions (lubrication), peripheral flushing of the skin usually about the neck, chest, and face, increased heart rate.

i have a really sore throat. AGain. I think i might have some sort of trouble. maybe this is ca going up my eso? I can hardlly swalllow.


dammmmmmmit. If i lose the ability to swallow I want all you cellarites to hack me to death with a machete. deal? oh, yeah, with a drum ring, of course.

Then why does engorgement sound so terrible?!? I'm going to have to look that up Merc!
:D

I thought it meant getting lost in the Grand Canyon.:headshake

Sorry about that. I'll be more gentle next time.

I have...my taxes finished :D

buttƒuck you

and the Form 1040EZ you filed on.

What he ^^^ said! I just got my forms from my boss on Friday - asshole!

a sweaty arse crack

I would totally sniff your sweaty ass aroma. Have you guys seen that thing? Yowzah!

sry 1040 but with taxact software:D