The Stupid Thread
 

Post all things stupid here: stories, videos, pictures of self pwnage, etc.

I'll start us off with the stupidest shit I've seen, quite possibly ever:

Pull ups from a crane above city skyline

yep, that's some stupid shit. My stomach kept dropping just from watching it.

so, hanging from a crane isn't cool enough, you should do pull ups to tire out your arms....and then try to climb back up to safety?

i hope none of them have reproduced .

i think they should have a contest to see who can do the most. $1000 to the winner. Double that to anyone who'll slick their hands with olive oil first.

I'm not afraid of heights, even, and that almost made me puke. Give those boys one of these:

Oh no.... you din't!

I thought this was my big chance to be the main feature of a thread....

Well, hi everybody anyway...

:D

You're not nearly stupid, not even close.

I did! I did!

and you know what the best part is? I did it before Flint did it to me. you know he was just about to.

Well, you're just lucky it wasn't the end of the month.

i think we all know how lucky i am.

18-1 stupidly satisfying

trying to patent or trademark 19 - 0
(pssst - yes they did)
:lol2:

Oh and the guy doing the pull-ups has a parachute on - FWIW

he does at the begining, but not at the end.

So one dude has a parachute and makes it smarter...how? Because he can land gracefully in a busy metropolis? I musta missed the designated parachute drop landing zones in the vid....

nope - see that truck screaming down the highway? How bout the power lines? Sorry Fresh, My sarcasm meter has been way off lately.

I knew it was good ol' sarcasm, but I wanted to reinforce the dudes membership in this thread.

A parachute weighs about 80 pounds. It probably made it hard to do a pull up.

Ok, then whats with the backpack at 1 min into the vid? I could be wrong, I guessed it was a parachute cuz I didn't think he'd be carrying his schoolbooks

It's full of helium, of course.

Kindergarten Cop Shoots Himself

What the hell is that? Why don't I think it's f'real? Not only was he waving a gun around like a dickhead, but the cops round here refuse to take their guns from their holster when doing community and particularly school talks. The show deactivated replicas (or whatever they hell they are called)

In grade school, my friend was paid 50 dollars to eat his own feces. He ate the entire turd. He said that the worst part isn't the taste, it's the texture. To this day, this statement still makes me gag a little bit.