HEY!
 

God you people are so clueless!


Happy St. Patricks Day, geeks!

:stpaddy:

Us clueless? Give me a break, you just cluelessly broke our unspoken agreement not to mention St DRunk day.


;)

Quick.

Are you wearing green RIGHT NOW?? If not, consider yourself pinched.

Sorry, no pinch backs. I'm in green today, nyaaaaah!!!

This girl at work said "I have green underwear on, do you wanna see 'em?"

... uh ... If you show me your underwear I can pretty much pinch you anyway, right?

happy saint rat pricks, bree.

are you a st. paddy's day hater like wolf?


btw, I sent wolf an Irish Sex Fairy link (given to me by...bruce? :D) and she was really excited to get it, she wrote me back to thank me!

If you sent the link on to 10 people you are guaranteed sex in the next ten days!

I think I'll wear my blue wig for this one!

Remember to have an Irish Car Bomb!
Drop the shot in and slam the Guinness!

sacrilege. Guinness shall not be spoiled by inferior liquids so sayeth the Lord.

I am wearing green today, by accident. None of the three kids are--but I also don't intend to leave the house today, so I expect they'll continue to forget altogether.

Jameson's Irish Whiskey and Bailey's Irish Cream cannot be referred to in such disparaging terms.

Although I don't really know if Jameson's is any good, and Brendan's is just as good as Baileys's for half the price...

Once you have seen a man vomit Jameson from his nose for over an hour you are able to say anything you want.

Ironically the same man stuck to Bailey's on the rocks with a splash of stout for the rest of the years I knew him.

Not long after I was able to make that man gag simply by pouring a Jameson in front of him.

"There are two kinds of people in this world. People who can drink Jameson and people who can never hear that word again."


I forget who said that, but he said it about tequila. I just improvised.

I had sex shortly after I deleted the sex fairy email.... I'm just sayin...

Aren't you afraid that lj will find out?

Bri. Nice to see that your on the mend. Go Lady.

His real name was Maewyn Succat.

Those Irish Car Bombs don't look right. The shot is supposed to be half Tullamore Dew (Better than Jameson, but Jameson will do in a pinch), and half Bailey's)

Luckily I've got a green Celtic cross on my arm. I never have to worry. :)

wtf is mine? I am in need you know.

Apparently he's busy reading some email about sex fairies.

I'm a happy, happy guy. believe it.

Chica---wtf is your email addy? I'll gladly send you dozens of sure-fire sex spells!!!!

The only part of the St patty's celebration I had a chance to attend was the sobriety check-point and bumper to bumper highway checkpoint traffic. Fine. This is my life....all the check-points none of the food or drinky.

Fuck. Not even one green beer.

Not only am I Irish, I'm a Scott. Yesterday was just all-around blasphemy. Not even a hint of green. Plbbbtttt.

Do you mean Scot?

Bondage Fairies They got real-girl boobies; for those that like this sort of thing, this is the sort of thing they like...

I only sent it to one person, and I've had sex twice since then. If I'd sent it to ten people, I'd be dead by now.

I sent it to a bunch of people and since then I've been fucked a couple times, been screwed a few more, and had it stuck up my ass once.
No sex yet, though.