What are you worth in bed?
 

What should your hourly rate for sexual services be?
http://hellarity.us/worth/

I'm worth a buck three eighty

$949...apparently worth less than average. My wife would disagree. ;)

$1,193!

I'm willing to negotiate ;)

:cool:

1,086/hr in bed. I've finally found my calling.

$826per hour. wow....that's more than i make in a day... i should stay home and just do it today!



bow chicka bow wow.

$1,209 per hour baby

i think i got docked for snoring....

$1010 an hour

$1,071 with my true cup size, A. If I upgrade to a C, it only increases my rate to $1102.

Assuming around $6,000 for a nice upgraded set, it would take 193 hours to pay for them. Not worth it.

Absolutely worthless apparently!! ha haaa!

Where is the "how much people should charge you" quiz? I'll be over there.
:)

$1,193. I do support the barter system for anyone interested.

1,193/hr and I do accept competitors' coupons

811

and I question these high numbers since I am tame I thought...desease free...and only have ear peircings. lol

Mine was 958... and it said I was below average.. the average being 223!!! Hopefully the programmer's bedroom skills are better than their coding and/or math ability!

1071 here.

I wonder what you guys did to get those high numbers....I bet you didn't pick "stay at home and read".....
:(
Am I the only one that got absolutely worthless?!? fu**.

hahaha... same here, but s/he gets extra points for all those numbers to the right of the decimal place, don't ya think?

$949 / hr... which works out about right compared to the expenses on our last night out. :blush:

I love to read! but that's not it. I went back and changed that one answer to reading and I only lost 14 dollars.

lol You are funny Cicero :) in a good way

I did, actually.

I would have picked "stay at home and read" but that is my reality, not my preference. I'd be getting some hot sausage action on Friday nights if I could!

Hey, case and I are the same price. We could run a two-fer sale every third Thursday... ;)

Yeah we could. And if we traded, nobody would owe anybody.

For the record, your time would always be on the house.



and on the counter, and the table, and the la-z-boy....

Oh it must have been when I answered, "stay at home on crack and build your alter for jesus".
I also should stop offering to read sermons in bed.
:)
Worthless...I can't believe this!

Thank God I'm not the only one that was confused by that!

maybe the "below average" wasn't referring to your score. free insult with every quiz.

cic, are you sure you aren't confusing worthless with priceless?

I'm not sure that it's me that's confused here.
Oh and I will take the two-fer pleeease.
:)

$1,024/hr.
Geeze, at that rate, I could pay off a semester's worth of tuition in just a week!

I noticed that as well...I'm $857, but will offer deep, deep discounts for SG, DN and any number of other Cellar lovelies.

You pay travel expenses and I'll waive the fee, hon!

$1040. Cash only please.

I did the copy/paste thing to add the little cartoon with my score. I didn't work, and now I don't remember the number. It did say I was below average. I would have gotten a higher score from the ladies I've been with, but it was so long ago, I've forgotten why.

$1102. Somehow, I strongly doubt it.

$1,148 an hour ;)

Can we bet what others are worth in bed yet?

If we are going there, I am a major player in this scene.....:)

Looks like a trip to the cash machine is in order....

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but really, if you have to ask the question in the first place?? ....You can't afford me.:p

I'd suggest you take this in to your boss and use it as the basis for renegotiating your compensation.

What airport you flying out of again, luv? :blush:

If I could earn my wage, all my debts would be paid off in 2 weeks. Then, I could afford a house in about a month, or wait 2 months and get a bigger house and maybe a car!! Too bad our salaries aren't based on this test.

$1,132. Bring it on boys!

Boys?

If I recall the quiz was gender neutral.

The more I look at my price, the more I think the decimal place is supposed to be one over to the left.

Men, guys, males......neutral. So what.

$1086

zippyt, I think that rate seems awful low for being a golden god.

I think I get how this works...because we all have a rate, the one with the higher rate is the one to get paid the difference between the two rates. Except for Cicero. Because apparently she is a worthless f***. ;)

Cic, not even minimum wage? $1.50? Srsly.

Sure rub it in hoooker!!! Haaaaah!! :D

Couldn't resist!! Bwahahaaaa!!

Yea...it said I am absolutely worthless compared to the millions who had taken the quiz. Yea. That bad.
:)

it asks for the size of your wang. the very first question seperates men from women. in the girls test, does it ask if you have.....a big..... \0/ ? ya know. .....mouth?

Yeah, well, I have a shitty memory.

you might need an optirectomy

$1,132. I'll take slightly less from large busted blondes. :p

Willing to dicker at these rates.....:cool:

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Yeah....prolly shouldn't have tried to access that on the council laptop...apparently my attempt to access it has been recorded :P

D'Oh!

Now YOU are on report.

With the council! [/big scary booming voice]

I'm a dark brunette, will that work?

$1,193!!! WOO!

Now I have to have my husband take the quiz so I can figure out who should be paying who....

Ding, ding, ding! I think my table's ready!

I'd dicker for free... and buy her dinner to boot.