how big is your nose?
 

-Your thumb is the same length of your nose.


At this very moment I know full well you are putting this last fact to the test...now remove your thumb from your nose and use a kleenex!

Sorry, my thumb is considerably longer than my nose.

I heard a dude's wang is the length from the tip of the thumb to the tip of the middle finger.

Does that work for you? If you're at work, don't feel that you have to test this one right away.

From extensive wang sampling I am prepared to attest that is NOT true.
But I will accept further subjects to improve the accuracy of my data.

I'm assuming you mean with your fingers stretched out in kind of a "gun" shape, right?

Stretched out as far apart as they can go under their own power, which is about 90 degrees.

*stretch* Ow....

I'm trying to figure out how large my penis would be. I have such small hands! I really am disappointed!! If I dislocate my thumb it could be bigger. (not gonna but it crossed my mind) This points to the fact that if I had one, I would have issues.

Are we talking at full sail or what?

That doesn't work for me. Thumb tip to middle finger tip is less than 9 inches.

if your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer.





::smashes your hand into your face::

If you are talking about different hands, then I can see that. Sure.
http://www.tonh.net/museum/wangterminal.jpg

Would that be called your wangspan?

I have serious hitch hiker thumbs...that gives me a bit of a theoretical advantage...if I were a man, that is.

How big is my nose... I dunno, let me see... OUCH!
Now ask me how many eyes I have.

Yeah, and are we talking Euclidean or non-Euclidean space here?

Given the dust, all I can say is if it hasn't been touched in that long... you don't want to touch it either.

:lol:
Haven't caught you before SW, but I have to agree with my guru Clod
You're okay! (said in a Janey from Rocky Horror way)

Many years ago, a hooker in an un named country taught me that if you take a man's middle finger, pull it toward the wrist as far as it will go, then from that mark to the tip of the outstretched middle finger = the length. Don't know if it's true tho.

big enough to get in the way . . .

What measurement constitutes a big nose? Flatness? Longness?

Conventional thinking is that "longness" (i.e. the distance it projects out from the face) constitutes the "size" of the nose. The other dimensions relate to the shape or profile of the nose:

Size of Nose

http://www.face-and-emotion.com/data...mages/Nsml.jpg..................http://www.face-and-emotion.com/data...mages/Nlrg.jpg
Small Nose..............Large nose

Shape of Nose

http://www.face-and-emotion.com/data...es/Nchisld.jpg......http://www.face-and-emotion.com/data...ges/Naqual.jpg
Aqualine nose........Chiseled nose

Nose Profile

http://www.face-and-emotion.com/data...mages/Nstr.jpg............http://www.face-and-emotion.com/data...es/Nconvex.jpg............http://www.face-and-emotion.com/data...s/NConcave.jpg
Straight profile...Convex profile...Concave profile

http://www.face-and-emotion.com/data...isage_nose.jsp

RHPS! :) :heartpump
btw, I only joined last December. Clodfobble was referring to a music company several years earlier. I saw it when I was searching for a thread on which I had commented but could not find again. The 4 year difference didn't stop me from doing the time warp to steal it and pretend, though.

Oh I saw the dates & realised.
But anyone who is willing to quote from the archives is a good egg :)