Cellar Sorority - Eta Pi
 

No boys allowed!
Well, only as random comments that may/ may not be regarded. After all it seems to be a sorority position to be "hot" on campus.

Okay.
Cellarity Eta Pi is recruiting. As we are the only sorority accepting pledges at this time of year we are skipping the usual Chapter Day and skipping straight to the Preference Party.

We are a well funded, well known and respected house. We have the prettiest girls, the butt-clappinest babes, the treadmillest geeks and the wittiest women. And some occupy the same frame. So whoever you are, wherever you're from, you can't assume you'll be pinned unless you apply.

Applications will be prioritised if sent via video clip. Just a short segment entitled, "Why I want to be a Pi Eta". Alternatively you can apply in writing (to this thread) but be aware you will have to try much harder. In both cases please include the following info:

- Name (may be username)
- Age (lies accepted)
- Likes
- Dislikes
- Ewwwwwwwwwwww! (major dislikes)
- Most likely to_______ when drunk
- Most likely to get drunk on...? (give type, strength & quantity)
- Fave sexual position
- Do you have your brown wings (yes/no)
- If I die I want to inhabit____________ body
- I like goats (yes/no)

A photo may be requested as evidence for any of the above.

Yrs fth
CKO
Self Appointed Admissions Mgr
EP
Global Cellarity

Do I want to know what brown wings are? and does love put its penis there w/o telling 1st?

ate a pie?

yes. is it not an old old joke? 'cause it damn well should be.

Does this mean guys can have a frat? If so, can we name it Aye Felta Thi?

Tap a kegubud

Well, I should be an automatic in I reckon.

I flashed my bits and slept with enough guys to qualify...yeah?

Oh, Im not above a little girl-on-girl action....if that helps my cause :)

Picture proof required.

Recognizing that I'm unqualified due to chromosomal deficiency....

There are a number of wonderful sorority-related films. I would suggest you ladies watch them and take careful notes to guide you in this new endeavor.

In my world, Pie is a euphamism for....something wonderful and pie shaped....so, yeah...that helps, in the Eta Pi sorority, I'd think.



looooooooooooove the pie

:blush:

I have the feeling that I can get in if I just flash Sundae. I don't like answering all those difficult questions......

But she didn't list the rewards for being in the sorority so I'm not sure if it's the one for me?

Do we get to go have frappamochacinno lattebreve's and make fun of the poor ugly townies or what?!?

I have our song:

He was a virgin his first Cellar year
He was a virgin with his conscience clear
He didn't drink, smoke, neck, or pet
He was the sweetheart of the Cellar you can bet
Until he met that girl from Eta Pi
And then he lost his damn virginit-eye
So let's drink drink drink to Eta Pi Eta Pi
Eta PI!

you know, as much as I would like to be included in the Cellar girls' activities . . . I'm too much of a hippy to belong to any snooty sorority. Sorry. keep me in your thoughts and prayers.

I forgot to engage in lesbian activities in my life, so I'm out too. :lol:

But you know the Cellar girls wouldn't be a snooty sorority! Just a drunken one!

I want to join. I have done girl on girl AND girl on girl on boy and probably some other combinations I don't recall...but, no goat. YET.

When I was a youngster (19) a co-waitress friend of mine decided we would scout the next convention to come to town and make thousands or even millions and forget waitressing forever...but, it just so happened that the next convention was on Rooty-Tooty Fresh and Fruity weekend so we couldn't get our shifts covered...sigh.

You were a 19 year old waitress at Dennys, too?

Why didn't you just skip work, Bri? I mean, once you executed your plan, you wouldn't need Denny's, right?

If I recall correctly, Rooty tooty fresh and fruity was IHOP. Moons over my hammy was Denny's...

Oh yes...I remember now. Dennys also had the different "slam" meals.

1.99!? are you outta your mind!

did you know that i used to manage a denny's

well, we were just sorta kicking it around----thinking of the uber glamours life prostitutes lived at the time--Pretty Woman and all that. ;)

It was indeed an IHOP and the most fun thing to do (besides whippets off the whipped cream canisters) was making the happy face on the kiddie chocolate chip pancake. I also took pride in my milkshake making ability. We did it the old fashioned way with real ice cream and milk.

Lj, didn't I blow you at a denny's?? I'm pretty sure it was you. 2a.m., bacon and eggs?

That sounds like the perfect end to an evening!

You just can't get service like that these days. Sigh.

Come buy a car off me 'spode ;)

oddly enough, I have never been blown at a Denny's. If I had been paying attention at the time, I bet I could have been, but as I recall, I was newly in love with jinx, and all other pie paled in comparison. much as it does to this day. [/perfect husband]

That's it. Time for a poll.

lol

gamma globulin?

That process would officially make you the most expensive piece of ass in history. Well, in *my* history, anyway.

Now...how can I come with about $100k?