Three "Whores At a Time" story
 

Once upon a...

mattress, three whores...

who were very

very, very whorish

whored themselves out

to whoremongers, who

treated them like

princess whores until

the money ran

out. Tired and

sore, they ran

out the door.

Then their gaping

sores ran into

another obstacle. The

I gotta be honest. This three whores at a time story isn't doing it for me.
Before you get all uppity, let me remind you there isn't any "three word" rule here.

My three-whores-at-a-time story consists of me doing one of them from behind while the other one licks that one's asshole, and the other one is licking my balls from underneath. When that asshole is good and loosened up, I'd put it in there, and then proceed to a little ass-to-mouth. It's always best when you can have the mouth right there next to the ass. I might line up two of them next to each other, and then alternate doing them from behind. One of them stays on mouth patrol, of course. Alternately licking an asshole, or my shaft when available. As for the cumshot, I'd have to go back to doing one girl from behind, and having two mouths available for asshole/knob/balls licking. And after I shoot my load, of course they'll have to lick it all up, and then make out, swapping my cum between each other's mouths and letting it drool out over each other's titties, while I slap my wang against the other girl's wet, sticky cheeks and wank on my still-throbbing shaft, occasionally grabbing one of their heads and stuffing it back in their mouth. You know, that girl whose ass I had it in needs to get back here and get a taste of this action. While all three girls are slobbering all over each other's faces, covered in my sloppy load, and grabbing my balls while I jerk off, rubbing my cock inbetween their tongues, I think I would definitely cum again.

...

I gave myself a boner just then.

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Your first error was assuming that this thread was in any way designed to do anything for you.

Also, King of Clonethreads...do clone threads not mimic the style of the thread they are cloning?

Having said all that, I liked your story. I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyreallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy did.

:yum:

Damn
I was going to write mine, but got bogged down in the details of what the three men looked like, where I met them, and what we all said to eachother.

By the time I got to the part where one had his tongue in my ear and I was rubbing another one's hard cock with my face through his jeans I was too excited to continue.

I guess it's all in the foreplay for me!

flint, you have a serious porn addiction. I would know because I've seen all those movies, too.

PS--which whore do you write SLUT in permanent marker on her forehead??

Seriously....arse to mouth play?

ch'yeah right...Im no prude, but why would I want something in my mouth...thats been in my arse (or someone elses for that matter).

I've seen those movies too, but....no

yeah, A2M is disgusting and nothing about sex but all about power. I'd never do it and I'm a trisexual.

It's not really for stimulation so much as it is entertainment. If I just wanted to get off, it would be straight from-behind intercourse.
But then, what am I going to do with those other two girls? They need to earn the title of whore. By taking it anywhere I put it.

It's OK Flint, I'm sure Penthouse Forum's decision to stop buying your stuff is only temporary.

I think they're just tired of the same old stories: "yeah yeah yeah, buttfuck buttfuck buttfuck, jism jism jism..."

The big trend right now is ear and nose sex. If you can write a Dear Penthouse about having ear and nose sex you'll be right back in the game.

hey flint, i found some girrrrrrrrrrrls willing to go with you...
http://www.gagreport.com/images/fat_women.jpg

OK, let's see if we can rescue this one. I've copied the story so far, up until Flint interrupted with his fantasy. Up until then, it was turning out to be a very nice plot for a children's book. So let's start again...

Once upon a mattress, three whores who were very very, very whorish whored themselves out to whoremongers, who treated them like princess whores until the money ran out. Tired and sore, they ran out the door. Then their gaping sores ran into another obstacle. The

screen door was

allright, first, I object to the term, "whores." I mean, are these practicing prostitutes, sex workers, courtesans, ecdysiasts, or just girls out to have a good time?

Second, I pity all of you who shun analingus. If you have never had it performed on you, you are missing out on something sublime. I prefer it to cunnilingus. Truly.

:)

They are only whores by virtue (get it, virtue) of the word whore being closer to the word, eh, word than say, prostitute.

We all have a place in society. :)

OK, nobody wants to play by the rules. I'm gonna take my whores and go home.:headshake

Well gawdammit spud...you must get your sense of humor in line. The laughcops are out, and you're crossing all kinds of lines. Sheesh.

So, hanging his head, and kicking rocks, Spud and the whores made their way home.
"Lesbion our wai homo, girls." he said. He always got a chuckle out of that one. Idly, he wondered what category dar512 would put that joke into....

and what it would look like after he pulled that joke out of whatever he put it into.

rules? there are rules?

We don't need no stinkin' rules!

Not in my thread, you don't.

Stomping my feet and pouting.

Still pouting and whining