Je$us Motherfuck!ng Chri$t This Fuck!ng Hurts!
 

I'll spare you low screen-resolution people the agony of bumping this long-a$$ thread title, which I don't apologize for btw. Somwhow, I thought nothing could be worse than having a camera shoved down my pee-hole and past my prostate into my bladder. And the thing I had done this time wasn't hald as bad, probbably because it wasn't half as large in diameter -- the thing I had shoved down my pee-hole this time, that is.

But for some reason, I don't know if it's the stinging antiseptic they applied, or the fact that the thing was in there longer, it now hurts like a b!tch to piss. And I'm on a Hydrocodone and a Tylenol3 w/ Codeine. After the last thing, it felt like a barbwire spur when the pee got up to my prostate, but then if I relaxed and let it out it wasn't so bad while I actually was peeing.

This time, when the pee gets to my ding-dong, it feels like a razorblade is slicing it in half, and it feels that way THE WHOLE TIME I'm peeing. And I'm supposed to be guzzing water to rinse myself out after the procedure. Uh, okay. I'm drinking the water, BUT I'M AFRAID TO FUCK!NG PEE GODDAMN!T

I'm sorry about your pain Flint. I hope it gets better soon.

pee-o-phobia?

Sorry, Flint.

and you know, some guys do similar things for fun

Thanks. Me too.

And all those times I can't think of anything original to say, something like what you just said is what actually works best.

think of it as pennance for lusting over other women.

Me and Pooka lust over other women together. She nudges me when she sees a big ass.

Do you need to pee like a racist?

Hope you feel better soon Flint.

It sounds a bit like a urinary tract infection.

I can't imagine, don't want to imagine how painful that must be. It is also the only time I am thankful I don't have a penis.

Gawd. I'm definitely sending healing vibes to your pee hole... man, that just sounds awful. :(

Hope you feel better soon.

Ouch Flint, that sounds horrible. Just keep gritting your teeth, it'll get better soon. Did the clinic warn you this might happen? If not, it might be worth mentioning it to them, just in case it's a sign of infection or something.

Get well soon mate.

Sorry dude.

Ah Flint
Check anyone you've annoyed recently - if they've been seen buying lumps of wax and EXTRA LONG PINS you might want to sort things out.

Seriously, that sounds horrific. Having been through kidney infections (blood in the urine - scary) I know how miserable it makes you. The silver-plated lining is that once this has passed (and it will) you will appreciate the joy of peeing pain-free for at least a week before it becomes mundane again.

Flint, there is this stuff called Azo-Standard that you used to be able to buy OTC, it turns your pee green or orange but the pain is GONE. YOu dr. can aslo prescribe this stuff called pyridium which is similar only is Rx strength.

Call your doc and get thee some! It's not a pain killer so there should be NO problem with him giving you the rx over the phone. It will make this pain stop instantly.

The best thing you could do is soak it in cider.

Pyridium® is indicated for the symptomatic relief of pain, burning, urgency, frequency and other discomforts arising from irritation of the lower urinary tract mucosa caused by infection, trauma, surgery, endoscopic procedures, or the passage of sounds or catheters. The use of Phenazopyridine Hydrochloride for relief of symptoms should not delay definitive diagnosis and treatment of causative conditions. Because it provides only symptomatic relief, prompt appropriate treatment of the cause of pain must be instituted and Phenazopyridine Hydrochloride should be discontinued when symptoms are controlled.

The analgesic action may reduce or eliminate the need for systemic analgesics or narcotics. It is, however, compatible with antibacterial therapy and can help to relieve pain and discomfort during the interval before antibacterial therapy controls the infection. Treatment of a urinary tract infection with Phenazopyridine Hydrochloride should not exceed 2 days because there is a lack of evidence that the combined administration of Phenazopyridine Hydrochloride and an antibacterial provides greater benefit than administration of the antibacterial alone after 2 days.

you have to wonder why the damn doc didn't give this to you in the first damn place. duh.

I'm waiting for the nurse to call back.

I remember that from my last procedure. It was such a joy to pee normally again.

I have some prescription Urelle, which turns my pee blue and is supposed to help ease urinary discomfort symptoms, but it doesn't touch this.

On the one hand I do know that vinegar is a cure for everything, but I'm not sure how to apply it to this situation.

They gave me Urelle after the last procedure but I'm not sure it does anything. I see people debating pyridium vs. urelle on pee problem sites.

That's a "say it out loud" phrase.

in side her/ in cider

I feel your pain /Bill motherf|_|cking Clinton

I can vouch for the effectiveness of Azo-Standard. No pain at all.

Are you feeling any better today Flint?

Yesterday I wasn't, but today I had a pretty normal pee.

Good to hear everything is coming out fine

I'm glad to see you're feeling better then Flint. In fact, maybe it's almost like you can't remember how much it hurt. Kinda like childbirth I suspect. ;)

ok, now just remember,.....tap it or flick it when you're done......no more wringing.....ok?

:lol: we have a winner

winner or weiner?