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DucksNuts 06-18-2008 04:39 AM

Srsly.....
 
Who...


Why...

Ebay Link....Lingerie

headsplice 06-18-2008 09:06 AM

How's that any different than Walmart lingerie?

Sundae 06-18-2008 09:28 AM

That's not lingerie.
That's highlighting.

footfootfoot 06-18-2008 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by headsplice (Post 463320)
How's that any different than Walmart lingerie?

Well for starters there's only a fraction of the fabric involved. I'd say the ebay thing is more like pseudo bondage than lingerie.

Clodfobble 06-18-2008 02:40 PM

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For whom to buy/use:
New bride after wedding, Sexy Drama Actress, Top Exotic Dancer,
Old/ New intimate couple, Feeding Baby Mother, Cross Dresser,
Your Husband, Normal Housewife, SM
Awesome.

Flint 06-18-2008 03:00 PM

"Feeding Baby Mother"

Well, it does feature easy access.

Aliantha 06-18-2008 06:30 PM

It's 'peek-a-boo' lingerie.

Some men like to look at it on women.

Who would have thunk it...

footfootfoot 06-18-2008 06:52 PM

Maybe you play peek a boo differently in Australia, but here in the US an integral part of the game is covering a part of your self before revealing it. I didn't see a whole lot of coverage opportunity going on.

Just saying, not complaining.

Aliantha 06-18-2008 06:56 PM

I don't think it's just Australia. You can get peek-a-boo lingerie pretty much anywhere.

Admittedly that's an extreme example, but that's what it is. Some people are don't have much imagination I guess.

DucksNuts 06-18-2008 08:39 PM

I cant imagine a vagina looking good with that little bit of string up there.

Aliantha 06-18-2008 08:41 PM

I was going to say, maybe that's because you're not perverted enough. Then I knew I was wrong.

Some people are weird though. ;)

NoBoxes 06-19-2008 02:27 AM

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That lingerie could come in handy if it glowed in the dark!

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DucksNuts 06-19-2008 05:22 AM

The top half doesnt bother me, its the string up the boonta that doesnt look so comfy.

Sundae 06-19-2008 05:38 AM

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I like the subtle reveal myself, it's so classy.
I'm searching for this dress on eBay right now

xoxoxoBruce 06-19-2008 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts (Post 463637)
The top half doesnt bother me, its the string up the boonta that doesnt look so comfy.

That's "lift and separate", for the meat curtains.

Flint 06-19-2008 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 463682)
That's "lift and separate", for the meat curtains.

:::chortle:::

Crimson Ghost 06-20-2008 01:36 AM

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts (Post 463637)
The top half doesnt bother me, its the string up the boonta that doesnt look so comfy.

Sweetheart, that's there so that you can fart and whistle at the same time.

DucksNuts 07-22-2008 05:05 AM

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How do these things fit different size calves n thighs?

Do they sag?

DucksNuts 07-22-2008 05:07 AM

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Why are these labelled as *pole dancing shoes*?

Sundae 07-22-2008 05:12 AM

The boots appear to have some sort of elastic material.
And they certainly wouldn't fit my calves and thighs! I have to get mine in a special shop. Not that I have thigh high metallic red boots of course!

Those pole dancing shoes are great. Perhaps they call them that because they're not allowed to write Come Fuck Me Heels?

SteveDallas 07-22-2008 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts (Post 470725)
How do these things fit different size calves n thighs?

Do they sag?

I'm not sure... I'd need some shots for a lower camera point of view to be sure....

Stress Puppy 07-25-2008 12:52 AM

I'm confused as to why you're confused. It's lingerie. Whether you find it attractive or not, it's logical to see why certain people would find it attractive.

The tall boots are generally made to order for different thigh/calf sizes.

The 'pole dancing' shoes are thus called because ... well, it would attract attention. The pole dancers I know enjoy spiked heels.

DucksNuts 07-25-2008 09:05 PM

Less stress, more puppy.

Cicero 07-26-2008 09:25 AM

The red boots are a material that stands up on it's own. It doesn't look great if you are smaller because it does move or shift around, but does not sag. I have boots a little like those that only come up to my knee. They do move around because I am smaller but no one can see because I only wear them with long skirts. And of course the heels are not as high and a little more square.

This is depressing because I am getting too old to wear even the more modest looking version. Great. Now I'm depressed. Too old to look whorish and enjoy it outside of my own house. Damn. *sigh* My man-eating days are over....Too depressed to type now...Turning into a bore....*hangs head* Never will be able to give up my job or add a job as a stripper....too late. It's just too late for me. (sigh)

It does make me a little that I am old and wise enough to ever be seen in shoes like the pole dancing shoes. No one will ever make those look good. But some young and confused cross dresser may be eager enough to try.


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