Anal Itch
 

I was just curious how many people would read a thread titled "Anal Itch". It's strange what peaks a persons curiosity. Of course, I'm bored out of my mind. I have nothing to do for the next week until I ship out but sit here & see how many people look at this thread. Geez, my life is pathetic.

You've probably got worms, Sarge.

i was just going to point you in the direction of another thread but LJ beat me to it.

Even as I went to click I was thinking, "How can you ignore a thread titled Anal Itch?!" And as you can see I jumped right into both anal threads with all eight fingers.

Meh, drink water, change your socks...you'll be fine.

No thumbs?

Another method.


Sarge, since you've got time on your hands, go find us some good IOtD images.;)

Lordy, 86 folks have stopped by to read about anal itching. I'm shooting for a 100.

What does IOtD mean??

getting to know you... getting to know all about you.....

Another 50 posts and we'll let you scratch ours, Sarge.

Ohhh. I get it now. You want me to posts some pictures of melted aluminum or is it lead? LOL

NSFW warning please!
Also - GRIM

Sorry, I posted a medical pic but I should have warned everyone it was NSFW

Thank you, SG. Now the rest of us won't have to claw our eyes out with our fingernails.

It wasn't revolting, it was just a surprise to see it peeping out of my monitor.
Didn't mean to be harsh Sarge, it's just if it has a NSFW tag then I choose when I view it.

And the NSFW tag should go in the title of the thread, not in the post along with the picture.

271 views for this thread. WOW. I never thought so many folks would check this out

But only 12 are brave enough to admit it... sorta like masterbation isn't it. Most folks are curious, but only a hand full will own up.

Many dwellars, like me, use the "new posts" function when reading the Cellar. That means that every thread with new posts is as least opened. Doesn't mean I am interested in a thread. Just means I'm clicking on it to get it off of my "new posts" search.

It's a good way to not miss anything, but is a pain when boring threads keep getting bumped with new posts.
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Same here glatt.

One alternative strategy I use is to use the Today's Posts option several times in rapid succession. I click it, check out a thread or two or three of the ones that interest me that bubble to the top, then repeat the Today's Posts option. If there are any threads of interest still above the "The threads below have not been updates since..." line, I check them out and when I return, I look again for any remaining wheat above that line. If there are none, including threads like this that are of little (but apparently not zero) interest to me in bold, I then choose "Mark Forums Read". Then, all those itches are scratched at once.

I'm like ten times more not intersted in this thread than you guys are. I just posted to say that.

sure....

me too - this thread is of no interest to me either.

I concur - this thread is of no interest to me either.

I didn't come in before, 'cause I thought it was the other one.

Since we have two threads about anal itch--it's official. We're itchy assholes!

BTW, to clarify my poll response: I'll scratch my butt cheeks in public (if necessary), but won't root around in there. Proper hygiene helps, too.

;)

Anal Itch
 

This thread is further proof that y'all are just one large dysfunctional family. Discussions that are normally held with close friends and relatives only. Maybe at Thanksgiving dinner.:D

[Richard Jeni] "Maybe you ought to think about Lysol instead of Anusol, Mr Itchy Butt Man"

and you're part of it, weirdo. there is no divorcing the The Cellar.

Oh this hurts my keen sensibilities. Have you no shame? Where is your sense of propriety?
;)