What would you do if you only had 25 hours to live?
 

bungled clone thread title (i suck)

i mean, hey...go crazy....you have an extra hour in this thread!

I'd tell all the people I love how much they mean to me.

I'd help Bri make Shel go un-gay for us.

I'd fly to England and kiss Pilau's nose.

With my last hour, I'd compose one of those huffy "I'm leaving the Cellar, dammit you meanies" posts a la whoever-his-face was. :lol:

lol. Awww.

Poor Pilau, all these people dieing of who-knows-what terrible disease trying to kiss him on the nose. Can you imagine?

I think you can download a standard boiler plate to save a couple minutes.

But would it give me the flexiblity to apply that special Shawnee touch (of madness?)

Maybe you should be the one to compose the blank document? Sounds like a thread starter.

Heck, sounds like a whole website. There must be a site somewhere with templates for all sorts of situations like the one described above. If not...there's our million dollar (read: $1.50) idea.

That would actually be pretty funny to have on the cellar welcome page. Welcome, Join us, here are teh rules, and for your convenience here is your eff off letter for when the time comes.

Brilliant!

To Whom It May Concern:

Although I've been a devoted and humble Dwellar for the past ________ hours/days/years, I feel I have to leave for my own health/sanity/happiness. I have always been a very ___________ dwellar, doing my best to be polite and courteous. As time goes on I feel teh Cellar is becoming more ________, due to UT/Bruce's unwillingness to moderate _________. ________, ________,________, and __________ make the cellar very unfriendly to ________ posters. Everyone feels this way but they are afraid to say so because of the Cool Kid's Clique, just ask ________ who is the only <strike> sock puppet</strike> dwellar who has come to my defense during all of this fighting.

Please delete my username and all of my posts, I won't be back. (don't block my IP though, I'm just sayin') ________ thank you for always being so caring and honest, and defending me from the cool kids. Take care of yourself and don't let _____ and ______ drag you down.

To the rest of you EFF OFF!

Best wishes,



__________

Genius

And extra hour! I think I'd read the first and last pages of all the great classics in literature that I haven't yet read.

That's why we have the Steve Dallas thread picker.

I ain't switching from sausage to fish on my last day!

Gonna have to with one more hour of fucking, I guess.

Oh an extra hour?
That changes everything!

Here is my leaving post, which I've had an extra hour to work on.

Dear all
I am going to be dead within 25 hours. Please don't be offended if I haven't PMd you - I want to spend as much time as possible enjoying my last day. Live long and prosper, bye.

PS - I never did forgive Flint about the bollards

I would pull in every single favor i can, do every single thing i can...
cuz i'm not dying a virgin.

And that's all 25 hours right there... and then some. I'm not gettin' any that quickly huh.

Yabbut only because the "I've only got 25 hours to live" is so hack. They've heard that one before.

I did actually have a boyfriend when I was 15 who tried to get me into bed by telling me he was dying.

lmao @ the bollards. I had forgotten about the whole rising bollard debate...it was lost in the plane on a treadmill debacle. Must go find...

There has to be some kind of special poetic justice for that bold move. Did he later lose his penis to leprosy or something?

No, he actually did die the next day. Blue balls are a bitch.

Get a doctor's note.
*rimshot*

:lol2:

tw should be in there somewhere. :D

thanks, Shawnee for trying to help me turn Sheldon un-gay for us, but, as it seems, he's truly, TRULY going to stay gay. HEY SHELDON? EVER HEAR OF CONTEMPT PRIOR TO INVESTIGATION? HUH!?

j/k, though, dude, you are a hottie.

With that extra hour...I'd write everyone I love a poem. Even you guys.
now that's a gift that will haunt you forever! :lol:

Get a head start...there's a limerick thread that's just itchin' to be wrote in.

Pffft! With 25 hours to live, what can ya do to me? Send me to jail where I can get gang banged? lol!!!

Heavens, no! We would just cuddle you and kiss you soft, on the mouth.

What part of 25 hours to live do you not understand?!!!! lol!!!

Bri you're confusing being gay with not being a dude.

Ok. I am now and forever will leave Sheldon alone as he does not seem to appreciate a little harmless fun, meant, literally tongue-in-cheek and I apologize if I've offened his identity by finding his physical self cute.


20 lashes with a wet noodle.


I'll go an be depressed now.
bye.

Now you're speaking the language. ;)

You are sooo wrong. :haha:

:3 give my mommie lots of hugs and paint rainbows all over Toronto!

Hey, if I'm gonna be dead in a few hours, what do I care if I get in trouble for colour vandalizing?

can i have mine now?

I think I'd try to get caught at all those places I said I wouldn't be caught dead in, and do as many of the things I said I'd die before I'd ever do them before punching out. And buy a house on credit life and will it to my sibling.

Sure, NOW you mention the lashes!!! :D