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Would you have comedic surgery?
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We all float down here...
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I would have comedic surgery. In a heartbeat. I want to be as funny as youse guys.
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I'm sure a lot of us could benefit from grafting on a sense of humor
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I'd heard she had tattooed on lipstick, but that's the first picture I've seen of her.
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I'd have my funny bone waxed. No, wait, that would be my dolphin. I'd have my dolphin waxed. My funny bone I'd have enlarged. Nope, sorry, wrong again that would be my penis, that's the thing I want to have enlarged. Not so big it would scare people, but you know, just a little bigger.
I'd have them do some thing to my funny bone, maybe make it stop hurting when I whack it on the back of the chair. Sorry, that's my penis again. |
now that's 101% funny
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And I'm only 98% drunk!
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Why is it that we have like seven threads dedicated to Sarah Palin, and none to Joe Biden?
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who?
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Just Biden our time...
kthxbye |
that pun's palin into insigniicance
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that pun's so insignificant I needed two eyes to read it
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the eyes have it, then. Mr Speaker, the floor is urine.
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Hairlarious.
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It's kind of like a New Years retrospective, this spammer bringing up all these ancient threads. I like reading them.
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Sorry. I swatted him from Samarkand! Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk |
I don't need comedic surgery. My body is comedic enough on its own.
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