Little Teenage Bitch thread
 

I'm preemptively making myself a thread here to bitch about romance in the months to come.
why does winter have to be so damn romantic?
and there's so much romance in the air already
what with doing Midsummer Night's Dream and what-have-you
and bleh.
i know its coming
so yeah, preemptive bitching thread.

Where are the little teenage bitches? [/Drax]

I was going to go with

This thread useless without pictures[/inappropriate][/on many levels]

Love, romance, happiness, feelings of joy and good will all fade.
Stick with bitterness, hatred and cruelty. They never let you down.


;)

mmmmmmmmmmmm....cruelty

And these days, even though you've moved out of town and changed your name, they still track you down...on facebook.

:redface: :smack:

Heh. I made it to fb far too late for any of my youthful indescretions to be found there. What's the point, then? I dunno.

Yeah, I've had a distinct lack of seeing lurid photos of anybody's indiscretions on Facebook. (Of course, most of my friends are old classmates whose thirties are receding as fast as their hairlines.)

interesting how you equate romance with bitch. I'd say that's a classic self-defeating attitude. And just btw? Not attractive to anyone, bitch or not.

I thought this thread was about a little teenage bitch. I was thinking "uh-oh someone has gone and broke Ibz' heart." Good to see that its just a preemptive thread about having your heart broken :). Don't forget to include the positive in your posts too.

Include the positive?

"At least she accidentally left a quarter in the cushions after she told me that she never wanted to see me again, because the next day, I got one of those really big gumballs. The, End."

Does that include inlcuding the HIV positive? Cause, while social inlcusion sounds good, there are certain ... precautions ...

I thought he was 'bitching' about romance. It's a teenage bitch about romance. Or did I totally miss the point of this thread?

No, dana, you got it.
silly cloud.

Who are you playing in MSND?
We did it when I was 12 and I still have whole chunks of it by heart.

Oh in fact here's a pic of us as fairies!

Lysander!

Cool.

I feel like I'm being crushed by this sense of
powerful, deep, angry and bitter
but very subtle and background
sense of isolation, of loneliness.

I need someone, man. I don't even really care who, and I don't even really care what we do or what we are to eachother. I just need someone to be with.

Ahhhhh....a perfect portrait of the human condition. I know that feeling well....I struggled against it the entire time I was single (40 years worth!).

Are there any gay youth organizations near you? Clubs that don't serve alcohol? Church groups that don't shove Jesus at you?

no, maybe, and no.
and i'm not just lookin' for a friend - i've got a buncha those
it's the NEXT level i'm missin'.

Since when did you start recruiting for the scouts?

I think that might be what Sheldon is trying to find you...

well, sure, but, like i said
no non-jesus-pushing church groups,
and no gay youth groups that i can find.

Hmm. Seeing this thread reminded me of when I was 25, and I begrudgingly started dating an 18yo.

Biggest. Mistake. Of my life.

Teenager drama. There's a reason why you want to go to college and get AWAY from High School drama. Because it's petty, silly, and downright stupid.

Correct. And maybe, if you don't already have one, a part-time job somewhere that hires people around your age Ib. You're a nice looking kid. That's always a plus when looking to find someone.

Can't get a job - you have to be 18 to get a work permit, and I'm a lao wai (ferriner) anyway, so that's out.


On the other hand... I asked the wonderful wonderful girl who lives downstairs (who is the ONLY person i've ever met, my age, who can hold their own in music trivia with me) if she wanted to grab dinner saturday night, and she said she'd see about it... but that's better than a no, and she sounded fairly positive towards the idea. Wish me luck?
(the only thing is, even if she says yes... i'm not sure she realizes I meant it as a date. oh well... maybe it'll work out.)

thats a good thing! ten there is no pressure and you can let things flow naturally without all the pressure.

Ibby, you're a good guy. Don't think you have to be with someone just to be with someone. Doing that is a sure way of not finding the right person.

whoa.

she just got mugged, literally RIGHT around the corner from the building.
like i can actually SEE the place where it happened from our balcony.
i was standing in the living room
and i hear a girl scream bloody murder, help me, help me
i run out onto the balcony to see what the hell is going on
i see a girl in a red dress run through the gate as a couple guys on a moped speed off
i run in to get my glasses but i still cant see if it's her or not
then her mom comes out on their balcony and starts yelling down to her
and shes like, 'i got robbed, they took my bag'
i throw on a shirt and grab some flip-flops and go down
a few other people from the building come out to see what they can do
one of the dads from the building hops on his bike and rides the direction they went
i just kinda stand there with her, give her a little hug, talk to her, joke around, make her feel better a bit
her dad's talking to the cops in chinese, cause his is better than hers
finally she goes off to the police station (which, might i add, is less than a hundred yards from where they mugged her) with her dad
i give her another little comforting sorta hug
she gives me a big ol' tight hug, a thank-you sorta thing

well, i guess if we do dinner tomorrow night, it's on me, huh.

:thumb:

This is good. You were concerned and showed her you care.

This could get you some serious thank you sex. ;-)

hahahaha

This thread has disappointed me (no offense, Ibby) I was expecting some huge rant on some actual little teenage bitch.

I mean, I can start you off it you want---I once WAS a little teenage bitch myself.

Yeah, well I was a teenage werewolf.

Isn't that pretty much the same thing as a teenage bitch? :D

badda bing!

nono, see, yer still not gettin' it.
I'M the little teenage bitch, was my point
and this is the thread where i bitch about things...
(or, if my luck turns, where i celebrate it, i s'pose)

She's gotta go down to the police station, but as soon as she gets back she's gonna come upstairs and get me, and we're gonna go get dinner.
Nice.

Supercool Ibby :)

Dinner was nice
walked home, talked, etc
all in all more like hanging out than a date, but still
it was fun

and i really do like this girl. damn. http://cellar.org/images/smilies/smile.gif

Very nice Ibz, you can't do any better than you already are I don't think. Just take your time and enjoy it.

CONGRATS, Ibram. Hope things work out for you :) Glad to hear you got the first step down okay!

Why do i always fall head-over-heels so fast, so hard?

cause it's fun.

'Cause you're a teenager. (Read the thread title again.)
Don't worry, the condition is transitory.

i just dont know where to go from here

i dont wanna come on strong and turn her off

but if i dont do anything then i'd never see her
even though she lives a matter of FEET away from me.

she's even worse than me about not leaving the house
she's just not that outgoing

Maybe she will adore the attention. Invite her for another innocent outing, to get the both of you out of the house.

if taipei had any music scene to speak of i'd totally find a concert to take her to
but nobody comes to taiwan.

Most people are insane. The trick is to find one whose insanities work best with your own.

maybe it's the 8 bottles of cheap chinese red bull knockoff i drank this evening talking but
i really want to DO something about this whole thing.
like NOW. or at least resolve to commit to some plan of action or something. right now its just too much of a juvenile, heart-fluttering-as-she-passes, scared-to-really-talk-to-her, how-do-i-ask-her-out kinda thing.

i just put down what amounts to i'd say
a good six or seven shots of about 80% mixed liquor (a bit of everything in the cabinet) and 20% coke (so it looks about the same as iced tea, and is inconspicuous in a nestea bottle)
so i'm gonna take that as my cue to go to bed and stop bitching here.

i'm hoping the alcohol and the red bull balance eachother out a bit and let me sleep.
...im not so optimistic about the chances of it working, though.

That's the spirit, speedball yourself into a heart attack before you're 16. ;)

psst, i'm 17...
oh, right. bed. that bit. forgot that part. heh.

Sorry, Ib. :blush:

Get some sleep!

I think I will start a band called Little Teenage Bitch.

thanks,Ibby.

Well, since you seem determined to end this before it begins, and even though I think male-female relationships are un-natural, the least you can do is drink a few more red bull knock-offs, bang her like a gong, say thanks for the sex and then get a good nights' sleep.


OR:

You can ask her out again and take a chance that you're wrong and this could be something good.
Now get out of the house more and get her out of hers too!!

So what you're saying is he should use a big, long stick?

Ibby, go easy on the energy drinks (as well as the booze). Can be very bad for you.

Instead of asking her OUT, ask her IN. Study. Watch a DVD. Just hang out. If neither of you are inclined to "go out", then go in. so to speak.

That' a great suggestion. You could even bring her around to a different entrance to your place, other than the one most people use, and as you walk in, ask her, "Do you mind using the back door?"