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classicman 10-07-2008 03:09 PM

Iran creates international panic
 
Iran creates international panic after claiming US plane violated airspace

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An Iranian news agency sparked fears of an international standoff and left the Pentagon scrambling to identify its planes today after it reported that a US jet had strayed into its territory and been forced to land.

The semi-official Fars News Agency this afternoon said that five US military officials and three civilians were interrogated at an unnamed Iranian airport after accidentally straying into the Islamic Republic's airspace.

They were released after it was established that the plane had not entered the territory intentionally, the agency said, adding that it did not know when the incident had happened.

After hastily investigating the claims, however, the Pentagon poured scorn on them.

The US said that all of its planes in the Middle East had been identified and none had recently been missing or involved in any incident.

"According to the combined air operations centre, all our aircraft are accounted for and we have no reports of any aircraft landing in Iran," US Lieutenant Colonel Patrick Ryder said.

As the story unfolded, a senior Iranian military official told Iranian state television’s Arabic-language channel Al-Alam that what was said to be a military jet was, in fact, a private Hungarian business aircraft and that no Americans were on board. It added that the incident dated back to September 30.

"The airplane is now being confirmed as a light transport plane with no Americans onboard," US military spokesman Lieutenant David Russell said.

classicman 10-07-2008 03:10 PM

They can't really be that stoopit - can they? If not, what are they up to?

BigV 10-07-2008 03:52 PM

Yes, of course they can be that stupid. Stupid enough to publish before verifying the facts. Certainly. Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

As for the putative title of the original article? Yes, I believe they could conceivably choose to and succeed at forcing down a US aircraft under some circumstances. I think it would be a very high stakes gamble, but that is so far into hypothetical land, that practically any set of circumstances is equally unlikely. Go on, imagine anything.

Real world, very, very unlikely. Possible, but highly unlikely.

barefoot serpent 10-07-2008 03:52 PM

They're unhappy about oil falling below $90/bbl.

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Iran is concerned that the deepening global financial crisis is having a bigger impact on oil demand growth than previously expected, the Islamic Republic's OPEC governor said on Tuesday.

It was too early to say if the Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries (OPEC) would have to cut production at its December meeting to match lower demand growth, Muhammad Ali Khatibi told Reuters in an interview.

"We are worried about demand," Khatibi said. "The financial crisis is deeper than we expected and this is definitely influencing world oil demand."

BigV 10-07-2008 03:53 PM

This is the same circus that pshopped their own missile launches, right?

And we know how that turned out, right? There's a vast credibility gap here, at least in terms of my receptivity to their claims.

ZenGum 10-07-2008 10:21 PM

Remember, the Iranians were willing to take prisoner a bunch of British naval personnel who were in disputed waters, and hold them for a while.
Do not underestimate the recklessness of people who believe a their actions are endorsed by a higher power.

dar512 10-07-2008 10:30 PM

They don't have enough sex in their culture, so they need something else to occupy their time.

classicman 10-07-2008 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 490956)
Do not underestimate the recklessness of people who believe a their actions are endorsed by a higher power.

Like the Bushes?

ZenGum 10-07-2008 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by classicman (Post 491002)
Like the Bushes?

I almost put "This applies to both sides of the fence". I see I didn't need to.

See, peeps, Classicman isn't a republibot after all.

regular.joe 10-07-2008 11:54 PM

Many if not most people in the Middle East don't equate cause and effect the way that we do here in the West. This coupled with a cultural over powering need to always be on top, while never loosing face....leads to what we would call lying. I don't usually believe at least 75% of what I hear on first meeting anyone from the Middle East. This might go down to 65% after building a little trust.

Also, the Middle East is where 1+1=Banana.

BigV 10-08-2008 11:51 AM

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Also, the Middle East is where 1+1=Banana.
bwahahahahahaha!

xoxoxoBruce 10-08-2008 12:06 PM

We know the story is bullshit, but the audience it was intended to impress, does not... and never will. :headshake

Urbane Guerrilla 10-15-2008 10:19 PM

This may be the fundamental reason why so many Arab states are failed states. Impaired integrity on the one hand, mass dumbth on the other.

Kingswood 10-16-2008 01:47 AM

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Originally Posted by dar512 (Post 490961)
They don't have enough sex in their culture, so they need something else to occupy their time.

No wonder they claimed that their airspace was "violated".

DanaC 10-16-2008 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla (Post 494084)
This may be the fundamental reason why so many Arab states are failed states. Impaired integrity on the one hand, mass dumbth on the other.


Yeah, because a history of western interventions in their cultural and political development has nothing to do with it.

I see you have bought into the racist, bigotted view of Arabs as dishonourable, untrustworthy, uneducated crafty bastards. Do you also not like the way they smell?

How can you possibly look at an entire nation and come to the conclusion they are stupid en masse?


Oh and Kingswood: lol.

Sundae 10-16-2008 08:08 AM

Dana you forgot to mention the towels

DanaC 10-16-2008 09:24 AM

Oh sorry, yes. They wear towels.

TheMercenary 10-16-2008 12:22 PM

On their heads. And around their waists when they get out of the shower. Wait, why don't they just use the one on the head. Hmmmm.... so many posibilities.

http://www.iliveunderarock.com/image...elArt_swan.jpg

xoxoxoBruce 10-18-2008 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 494175)
Dana you forgot to mention the towels

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 494193)
Oh sorry, yes. They wear towels.

No no no, they are not towels, they are sheets, little sheets.
Not towelheads, little sheetheads. :p

Urbane Guerrilla 10-21-2008 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 494172)
Yeah, because a history of western interventions in their cultural and political development has nothing to do with it.

I see you have bought into the racist, bigotted view of Arabs as dishonourable, untrustworthy, uneducated crafty bastards. Do you also not like the way they smell?


Not in the slightest. Your [perceived, anyway] IQ would climb if you were to quit attributing bigotry to me at the faintest homeopathic shadow of an excuse.

Now then, Miss Smartypants: how many of the Arab states are failed or failing states? Tot up, if you like, the Third-World wrecks. Do you need more than two fingers to number the really successful states in Araby? My conclusion, I think, has some substance behind it.

Turkey, technically and in some measure culturally, wouldn't be in Araby. Persia, another non-Arab state, has a strong sense of nationhood and cultural integrity that keeps it in one piece and will allow it considerable ability to rebound once the mullahcracy is removed, however forcibly or peaceably.

I think the ultimate source of the infection is they were at one time all provinces of the Ottoman Empire, and fairly recently at that. The Ottomans would have found strong home-rule cultures very much not in their imperial interest, and yes, I think there is that in Arab culture that undermines economic dynamism, so there you have a double whammy jinxing things.

None of these observations are unfair, AFAIK.

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How can you possibly look at an entire nation and come to the conclusion they are stupid en masse?
I look at their actions. Stupid governments make stupid messes. That, my too readily patronizable girl, is how I figure 'em for a suboptimal lot.

DanaC 10-22-2008 06:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla (Post 496103)
I look at their actions. Stupid governments make stupid messes. That, my too readily patronizable girl, is how I figure 'em for a suboptimal lot.


Do I really need to say the punchline?

Griff 10-22-2008 06:41 AM

I suppose that would be good sportsmanship.

classicman 10-22-2008 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla (Post 496103)
I look at their actions. Stupid governments make stupid messes. That is how I figure 'em for a suboptimal lot.

Wonder how many others have applied this to America, er have been for the last few years anyway.

TheMercenary 10-22-2008 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by classicman (Post 496185)
Wonder how many others have applied this to America, er have been for the last few years anyway.

{sarc}Yea, well at least we don't wear towel animals on our heads! We wear Cowboy Hats! {/sarc}

xoxoxoBruce 10-22-2008 12:27 PM

They are not towels, damnit.:eyebrow:

TheMercenary 10-22-2008 12:30 PM

Ok, ok, but you could use them like towels. I mean in the traditional sense. After a bath or a shower. Wait, they don't take showers. They smell. Maybe we could teach them to take a bath every now and again.

dar512 10-22-2008 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 496266)
Ok, ok, but you could use them like towels. I mean in the traditional sense. After a bath or a shower. Wait, they don't take showers. They smell. Maybe we could teach them to take a bath every now and again.

Even, or maybe especially, as a joke, I'm finding this thread to be bigoted.

TheMercenary 10-22-2008 01:29 PM

Forgot the sarc tag on that one. Lighten up.

dar512 10-22-2008 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 496302)
Forgot the sarc tag on that one. Lighten up.

Even with the sarc tag...

classicman 10-22-2008 02:24 PM

yabbut those damn brit girls started it : points finger :

DanaC 10-22-2008 02:24 PM

Yup we did. That we did. Indeedy deedy do.

TheMercenary 10-22-2008 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 496326)
Yup we did. That we did. Indeedy deedy do.

Stop raging on the towel heads you animals!

http://www.cruisemates.com/images/Te...el-Animals.jpg

Urbane Guerrilla 10-23-2008 01:42 AM

Excuse me? The actions of this Administration in removing tyrants and sponsoring democracy to replace tyranny cannot be regarded as stupid by anyone who isn't a fascist sympathizer. I have no fascist sympathies whatsoever, thus I support nondemocracies' destruction. Ladies and gentlemen, where but from nondemocracies do the world's troubles come from? We democracies end up obliged to clean up the mess, lest an infection of the global body politic result.

Anyone of sense would do likewise. Others will pretend to me their fascistic, undemocratic sympathies are somehow the road of virtue, but their pretenses are hollow, rotten, pustulent, and thrice foredoomed. Support the Iraq war or be a fascist idiot -- or a fascists' buttmonkey. These are the real choices. Support any war against a nondemocracy, provided the war is aimed at its removal, which is exactly the case in both the Iraqi and Afghan theaters of war, and you are really an apostle of democracy.

Urbane Guerrilla 10-23-2008 01:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla (Post 496103)
Now then, Miss Smartypants: how many of the Arab states are failed or failing states? Tot up, if you like, the Third-World wrecks. Do you need more than two fingers to number the really successful states in Araby?

I note a certain reluctance to address this point on DanaC's part. Anyone else reluctant?

Aliantha 10-23-2008 01:51 AM

I think you need to clarify how you define a successful state UG.

Urbane Guerrilla 10-23-2008 02:22 AM

Democratic social organization, prosperity, large middle class, and above all the greatest degree of liberty consistent with ordered life... the United States or Australia are by no means the worst examples to resemble.

That should clear it up.

Aliantha 10-23-2008 02:27 AM

I don't know of any arab nations which would resemble Australian lifestyle, and I suspect not US either.

I don't happen to agree with your definition though. In fact, I'm not sure that I believe there are any truly successful states. Every state on the planet has its own set of issues and problems. I believe that your particular perspective of those problems can cause you to have a particularly warped view of whether or not a state is successful or not.

ZenGum 10-23-2008 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 496328)
Stop raging on the towel heads you animals!

http://www.cruisemates.com/images/Te...el-Animals.jpg

Are you announcing a towlie-ban?





Ok I stole that from Southpark

dar512 10-23-2008 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla (Post 496530)
Excuse me? The actions of this Administration in removing tyrants and sponsoring democracy to replace tyranny cannot be regarded as stupid by anyone who isn't a fascist sympathizer.

*snort* Gimme a break.

Urbane Guerrilla 10-23-2008 11:09 PM

No I shall not. Either kill undemocracy and end its evils and oppressions, or get the fuck off my Earth for being lacking in good qualities. Sounds binary of me, to be sure, but I accept a continuum in politics -- continua are the essence of politics anyway. Still, the good men uproot evils, and the bad men just leave them to thrive. Where do you stand?

Honest to Pete, Dar, I hold you to a standard worth living by, and you object?? WTF, son?

DanaC 10-24-2008 06:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla (Post 496966)
Honest to Pete, Dar, I hold you to a standard worth living by, and you object?? WTF, son?

Arrogant? Or merely pompous?

dar512 10-24-2008 10:35 AM

You want to know where I stand?

I stand with reason and rationality. I stand with honesty and fair play.

I believe that as individuals and as a country, we should treat others as we would like to be treated. I believe that diplomacy should be exercised to the furthest degree before starting a war. I believe that wars should not be started on a single piece of evidence.

I believe that the single piece of evidence for WMD was just a convenient excuse for W. to show up his dad. I believe the Iraqi war was a lame-brained mistake, just as I did before we sent a single troop over. I believe that tyranny had nothing to do with our invasion of Iraq.

I believe that the US is a great country, but it won't stay great if its citizens do not speak up when their country has gone wrong.

And I believe you have wandered into la-la land and I do not care to go. You have drunk your own kool-aid and have begun to believe your own propaganda.

Peddle your hallucinations elsewhere.

DanaC 10-24-2008 10:39 AM

lol served!

Cicero 10-24-2008 06:11 PM

I am only appalled at the use of the unword, undemocracy. It hurts......:)

I wonder what happened to UG. He's acting bent. Ug cool it!! Jesus...

DanaC 10-24-2008 06:12 PM

unword!...lol. Oh I like that. I do. That's brilliant.

Urbane Guerrilla 10-27-2008 04:00 AM

Not an un-word, Cicero... merely an inchoate unwillingness to accept it, and I'd say that's a problem you need to fix. Attaching prefixes is by no means illegitimate, as any seventh grade English teacher could confirm for you.

Dar, frankly, your reply contradicts itself from one paragraph to another. You say you're for reason, rationality, honesty and fair play, yet you want to object to the removal of rulerships and societies that refuse to do any of these things -- and are not these things what you are saying? Can't have it both ways, Dar old son.

Recognizing that, I don't have it both ways.

Our problems from foreign parts do not stem from democracies or constitutional monarchies. They come from one kind of source -- places where the rule of men supercedes the rule of law. Can you think of any place that gives us trouble that isn't that way? We don't shoot at democracies, nor they at us. For over a century, every fight we've fought has been against undemocracies. Every single one. I'd say we're in the habit.

You think you're going to show we're doing something else? Man, you've got a pile of work ahead of you, and even if you manage it, it's likely I can make one observation about your giant, antidemocratic effort that will pull the whole construct down like a Jenga tower.

For instance, it's clear you still believe we "rushed into war" in the Iraq campaign. I guess the only way you can sustain that belief is if you read no recent history whatsoever, at any time, for the remainder of your life. I dunno; reading history makes a pretty good hobby, it seems to me. The eighteen-month span of September 2001 to March 2003 hardly looks like anybody was in a big hurry to war, and there were all those UN Resolutions both passed and sought, plus Saddam's government's pattern of guilty behavior. The Ba'athist neofascists don't seem to have been smart enough to run a country... nondemocracies don't select for clearheaded intelligence the way democracies do.

The guy who believes the Iraq campaign in the overall GWOT was a lamebrained mistake is a man without any strategic understanding. We are undermining the whole terrorist bully-the-West rationale, by handing them defeat upon defeat, and having the backs of the peoples who are turning slowly but steadily against the Taliban and their brutality, against the shitheads and their terrorism. With every Muslim head they lop off, they chop away their own support. Since the Taliban are so generally recognized as mean shitheads, which is better: defeat them this year, or defeat them forty years from now? Should one put up with mean shitheads for the span of a generation?

I say this year is best. Vigorous elimination of the radical anti-Americans is not only good for us specifically, but is generally good for all of humanity, as a moment's thought will show you. Had you really, honestly never thought about it that way?

If there is any wrongness in removing undemocracy and replacing it with democracy, absolutely no one has been able to explain it. Dar, I'll be frank: a few people on this very Cellar have tried. None have been convincing, all of them were in error. They ended up trying to defend oppression, and failing to liberate the oppressed. This is a particular failing of the Left and the left-of-center, to the point where it is clear these people wouldn't recognize goodness or righteousness if it bit their leg off. The Left whores for oppression and undemocracy, and for that reason it should be abandoned by every human on earth, and left solely the province of the utterly inhuman, who then get jailed and executed for their other heinous crimes.

I await your intellectually dishonest reply, and will in rebutting it show you a better path than has hitherto satisfied you.

DanaC 10-27-2008 05:36 AM

Crazy MoFo

Griff 10-27-2008 06:33 AM

mmm... sig

xoxoxoBruce 10-27-2008 09:38 AM

Iran was a democracy... until we stepped in. :p

Undertoad 10-27-2008 10:02 AM

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absolutely no one has been able to explain it
or if they did, you ignored it and went about your business, whistling past the graveyard.

Urbane Guerrilla 11-05-2008 01:12 AM

Undertoad, there are no explanations. Examine the sentences I wrote after that one for their truth.

Undertoad 11-05-2008 12:42 PM

UG, there are explanations. Examine the post I wrote for its truth.

Urbane Guerrilla 11-05-2008 12:50 PM

An explanation that does not work and is based upon nothing is no explanation. I fight with radar about this all the time, UT, and I win a lot.

The idiots are trying to get me, a moral being, to accept tyrannies. That shall not happen. Instead, the idiots are going to supervene their unfortunate condition by taking the view of tyranny I do: that it should be made extinct, and that killing tyrants off should happen daily if not hourly, on the commonsensical assumption that the dead tyrants are the ones least likely to.

I'd say you should be recalled to what led you to a libertarian philosophy in the first place. I fear you're going foggy, not getting it any more.

Undertoad 11-05-2008 01:02 PM

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?p=479090&post479090

UG: It is, after all, hardly unlibertarian to remove libertarianism's most determined foes, or democratic republicanism's as an intermediate step in the development of a more libertarian society in a country that not only could use it, but is probably incapable of being run any other way, between geography and psychology.

UT: That, UG, depends on whether what ends up there is a Democratic Republic. Most pundits say it won't. Does that change your usual?

UG: (no reply)

Urbane Guerrilla 11-06-2008 08:29 PM

So here's the reply, then: accurate, however delayed. All you need do is continue removing any foes of libertarianism that present themselves. Whether by conversion or by gunfire, the absence of antidemocrats is very much a good thing, is it not?

The pundits simply point out a difficulty that could transpire. Well and good; why shouldn't they? Shrinking the Non-Integrating Gap, refusing to brook rivals to the rule of just enough law to keep things orderly while preserving maximal freedom of action, maximizing connectivity in the flow of people, finance, ideas, and general security -- these are the things that are necessary to reducing the world's misery. There are misguided people on the one hand and highly motivated sociopaths on another who will resist this kind of progress. It's a fact people will fight like mad dogs for power -- whether they actually can have it or only think they do seems to make no difference. So, yeah; expect troubles on the way, to put it mildly.

So, there you have it: no, it doesn't change my usual. I like liberty. I've seen with my own eyes what trammeling liberties does, and I coolly and cordially detest that. I'm ready to kill over liberty, though I know killing feels terrible. Always have been ready, nonetheless. Can you show that kind of commitment? Should you come up with an excuse for not?

Undertoad 11-07-2008 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla (Post 502056)
So here's the reply, then: accurate, however delayed. All you need do is continue removing any foes of libertarianism that present themselves. Whether by conversion or by gunfire, the absence of antidemocrats is very much a good thing, is it not?

The proof is in the results, sir, is it not? If after five years you have killed every antidemocrat you can locate, and still Democracy has not taken hold, surely you must now wonder whether the kill/convert recipe works.

What we notice is that, now, only our promise to depart quickens the rule of law in Iraq. We notice that this was not a part of your recipe and that you fight it tooth and nail.

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I'm ready to kill over liberty, though I know killing feels terrible. Always have been ready, nonetheless. Can you show that kind of commitment? Should you come up with an excuse for not?
Certainly. If you kill in the name of liberty, and liberty does not result, you are now a murderer, and you haven't furthered the human race one iota.

In killing for no result, by definition you become the tyrant you hate so well.

DanaC 11-07-2008 08:55 AM

Explain to me the difference, Urbane, between adopting a kill or convert strategy to enforce freedom and democracy, and kill or convert to enforce God's saving Grace?

Ibby 11-08-2008 10:53 AM

the UG doctrine:
point a really really big gun at the head of an 'undemocratic' government.
blow away the undemocratic government.
when another dictatorship fills the power vacuum, repeat.
when no more dictators rise up, and anarchy reigns like in somalia, call it a success for democracy and leave.
when a dictatorship comes again after you leave, return to step 1.

Urbane Guerrilla 11-08-2008 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 502152)
Explain to me the difference, Urbane, between adopting a kill or convert strategy to enforce freedom and democracy, and kill or convert to enforce God's saving Grace?

If you think there should be a difference, I guess you're just not thinking like I do, and thus are not much of a disciple of liberty at heart, are you really? I'm brave enough to be the real deal, and let the dead fascists fall where they may.

If there's a deficiency in the West, it is the lack of such an attitude -- far, far too solicitous of a tyrant's tender feelings.

I keep telling those without ears to hear that the dead tyrants are the tyrants least likely to, and this bit of ordinary horse sense quite escapes the unenlightened. In essence, they assign something else greater importance than human liberty, and that is simply crazed.

I'll sum up, DanaC, by reminding you that democracy is not a superstition. You live by it, I live by it, Undertoad lives by it, plenty of foreigners die for lack of it, and none of us thinks they should, not really.

Ibram, you're being careful not to understand the whole program: you left out the part about actually nurturing local democracy, so you could erect a strawman caricature and feel good about knocking it down. The thoroughly unenlightened caricature me a lot; I remain unimpressed.

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We notice that this was not a part of your recipe and that you fight it tooth and nail.
What??

UT, you have no reason for that idea. It certainly didn't come from me. I'm not fighting it at all. Did you honestly believe I thought there was only a military solution to the Iraq campaign? You can't show anything in my posts saying that, merely a good deal directed against the people who think we oughtn't to be shooting America-haters and Democracy-despisers because we might, you know, offend them. I've never let such loser-think contaminate my love for deposing tyranny, and I recommend the same course for you.

I think the flaw in your argument is that you're assuming you can't get results by vitiating tyranny's human resources. Where is that written? How well is that thought out? All of World War Two is evidence against your view, and just what is different now, down at the fundamentals? Are we not still shooting at unfreedom and its makers?

Did we ever become Nazis in killing Nazis and other Germans? Did we ever become Communists in killing North Koreans, Chinese, and North Vietnamese and Viet Cong?

Specious, sir, wholly specious. If you're not in the habit of tyranny yourself, you're unlikely to replant tyranny after you've cut it down -- that is a description of America that beats the shit out of the ideas current among the likes of MoveOn.Org. Nor, frankly, does this show up in any of the places we've been fighting -- we've been outlasted by people who did predictably plant tyranny. That they suffered a crop failure wasn't thanks to us -- we stayed the hell out of Vietnam until well after they began to wise up and abandon Communism and its undemocracy.

Undertoad 11-08-2008 11:28 PM

We notice that only promising to depart Iraq has quickened the rule of law there.

You have been against departing or setting a timetable.

Do you deny this.

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I think the flaw in your argument
You think? In other words, you don't know of a flaw. Nice!


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