The Cellar - November 1, 2008: My Son, Spud

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xoxoxoBruce

11-01-2008 11:16 AM

November 1, 2008: My Son, Spud

Quote:

As a father of three daughters, Andrew Stewart has always wanted a son.
So, when his mother handed him a inch-long potato taken from a bag of Maris Pipers with an uncanny likeness to his nephew, he thought his prayers had been answered.

The carpet fitter, of Higher Bank Road, Fulwood, could not believe the likeness the vegetable he has dubbed 'Spuddy' bears to his young six-year-old relative.

The 46-year-old said: "He is only tiny but you can see a little face and even got the hair which looks like it is blowing in the wind; all the neighbours have been over and they cannot believe the likeness.

"My mum, Evelyn, gave it to me and said to give it to my youngest daughter Olivia, 9, and she will not leave him alone now.

http://cellar.org/2008/spud.jpg
Must be something in the genes, the whole family is daft. Or maybe the water, as the reporter seems to be afflicted too.

I predict Progeria in this lad's future.:rolleyes:

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spudcon

11-01-2008 11:44 AM

I fear the Great Potato Conspiracy has affected the reporter's and the family's mind.
I say, as always, BEWARE OF POTATOES!

findpolitics

11-01-2008 12:52 PM

Perogy-a!

Progeria .... Perogy ... spud ... ha!

Gravdigr

11-01-2008 04:27 PM

That tater is staring at me...:eyebrow:

footfootfoot

11-01-2008 04:30 PM

"...He's going to survive, but he'll be a vegetable for the rest of his life..."
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DanaC

11-01-2008 05:09 PM

Quote:

all the neighbours have been over and they cannot believe the likeness.

......that's either cute or scary.

elSicomoro

11-01-2008 08:47 PM

Maybe they're just really fucking bored and/or easily amused in Fulwood.

ZenGum

11-01-2008 09:00 PM

What, no recipes?

How long until that thing is on ebay?

Sundae

11-02-2008 08:22 AM

Is it me, or is Spud in a boiled egg in the picture on the left?

Sheldonrs

11-02-2008 08:28 AM

"They call me...Tater Salad."

richlevy

11-02-2008 08:33 AM

What is it with the English and potatoes?

If anyone has read Terry Pratchett's Discworld, there is an interesting potatoe plot element in it.

All in all, I like the occasional British oddball story. Indian oddballs are jumping off roofs and growing 10 foot moustaches. American oddballs are usually good old boys trying out for the Darwin awards or finding religious meaning in toast. British oddballs have that cheery, low-key madness for which people try to find more pleasant synonyms - eccentric, fey, barmy, touched.

elSicomoro

11-02-2008 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 500123)

"They call me...Tater Salad."

Wow...I didn't think gay people liked Blue Collar Comedy. :)

Trilby

11-02-2008 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sycamore (Post 500191)

Wow...I didn't think gay people liked Blue Collar Comedy. :)

my god, what a racist thing to say!

If I had my spud-gun, I"d shoot ya!

elSicomoro

11-02-2008 02:37 PM

Look, Sheldon doesn't seem like the "Deliverance" type, OK?

xoxoxoBruce

11-02-2008 05:12 PM

Deliverance has nothing to do with Gay. Deliverance was about humiliation and dominance, like all rapes.

Sheldonrs

11-02-2008 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sycamore (Post 500191)

Wow...I didn't think gay people liked Blue Collar Comedy. :)

If it makes you feel better, I'm going to see Kathy Griffin this Thursday. Do I get to keep my gay card?

xoxoxoBruce

11-02-2008 05:19 PM

As long as you don't sleep with her after. ;)

elSicomoro

11-02-2008 05:19 PM

You're still a big Rosie O'Donnell fan too, right?

Sheldonrs

11-02-2008 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sycamore (Post 500233)

You're still a big Rosie O'Donnell fan too, right?

I like her when she's doing comedy. When she's on a rant, I tune her out. Same reason I don't watch jerks like Bill O'Reilly. I HATE it when someone shouts their viewpoint.

Gravdigr

11-03-2008 04:52 PM

Do ya think it's possible to hire Rosie to beat the shit out Bill O'Reilly? Really. At the end, there would be Bill O'Reilly, lying dead in the street, beside a pile of his own feces. Then, there would be Rosie, lying on a prison bunk, doing life. We would have to make a Lite beer commercial, because, "It just doesn't get any better than this.":thumb:

TheMercenary

11-03-2008 05:27 PM

Check out Rosie and what she said when Bill O interviewed her. She said she was so nervous that she had the shits for a week before hand and couldn't eat. Maybe she should go on more often, it would be a great weight loss program for her. She is an idiot. But hey I like O'Reilly. :D

Sundae

11-03-2008 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 500229)

If it makes you feel better, I'm going to see Kathy Griffin this Thursday. Do I get to keep my gay card?

No. I don't know who she is.
So she isn't sufficiently gay of sufficiently famous.
No more cock for you.

Bet you wish you hadn't asked now.

Shawnee123

11-04-2008 07:27 AM

Now getcher ass out there and see some Liza. Git 'er done!

:lol:

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