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Trilby 11-24-2008 07:28 AM

Somebody's Getting Ready to SNAP
 
Guess who it is!

ZenGum 11-24-2008 08:09 AM

Getting ready to ...

Save Native American People?
Spend Next April Procrastinating?
Speak Not Against Profiteering?

Anyone?

sweetwater 11-24-2008 08:25 AM

Me, tomorrow. SNAP being the local term for the Meals on Wheels program, and tomorrow being one of my regular days to deliver those meals. And a big thank you to anyone who is helping with holiday meals anywhere - I understand enough people are making time during this busy season to help out that the regular drivers won't have to make an extra trip to get the Thanksgiving meals to the folk!

classicman 11-24-2008 09:16 AM

Good for you sweetwater, knew I couldn't be the only one.

Cicero 11-24-2008 09:23 AM

Me? Well, I know it's me, let's not kid ourselves. It's totally me.

classicman 11-24-2008 09:43 AM

What did you do, Cic?

SteveDallas 11-24-2008 10:12 AM

Ummm... lemme see... who could it be...

TheMercenary 11-24-2008 10:42 AM

SNAP! http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la...,6552577.story

TheMercenary 11-24-2008 10:43 AM

SNAP! again http://www.fayobserver.com/article?id=310980

xoxoxoBruce 11-24-2008 10:45 AM

Never bring a sword to a gun fight. :headshake

TheMercenary 11-24-2008 11:47 AM

Like what was that guy thinking?

classicman 11-24-2008 12:06 PM

He wasn't - I think thats the point.

sweetwater 11-24-2008 12:51 PM

That the pen(cil) is mightier than the sword?

classicman 11-24-2008 02:01 PM

That the pistol is mightier than the sword

Trilby 11-24-2008 02:05 PM

NO. someONE is gettting READY to SNAP!


now. Guess.

Cicero 11-24-2008 02:10 PM

I'm still right tho'. :)

lumberjim 11-24-2008 02:29 PM

don't you get into the spirits, brianna. I'll cunt punt you.

Shawnee123 11-24-2008 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 507589)
NO. someONE is gettting READY to SNAP!


now. Guess.

Merc?

Trilby 11-24-2008 02:38 PM

THA WINNAH!

Shawnee123 11-24-2008 02:39 PM

I was going to say "me" but that was last week! ;)

Trilby 11-24-2008 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 507606)
don't you get into the spirits, brianna. I'll cunt punt you.

I'd be honored if you would cunt-punt me.

Truly.

Sundae 11-24-2008 04:29 PM

Tell me, tell me!
You know my secret...!

Aliantha 11-24-2008 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 507608)
Merc?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 507616)
THA WINNAH!

Why is Merc going to snap? Too much liberal intent on this board? lol

TheMercenary 11-24-2008 04:41 PM

Good question. I am a long way from snapping. I was considering getting out my swords and having a sword fight. :D :lol2:

Aliantha 11-24-2008 04:42 PM

Lots of blokes do that over here too. Usually at the urinals though...when they're pissed.

TheMercenary 11-24-2008 04:43 PM

:D

lumberjim 11-24-2008 04:45 PM

'sword fighting' as a phrase has been lost to me. once i heard it used to describe a certain kind of gay foreplay....it was over.

I'm sorry to say, merc, that I just had a vague mental image of you and your gay lover wearing leather hats and chaps, and preparing to face off.

lumberjim 11-24-2008 04:45 PM

:::gets all skeeved out:::

TheMercenary 11-24-2008 04:46 PM

Poof! out with your thoughts you heathen! Check yer pants and make sure you are not gettting a woody with that thought. Bad man. :D

I don't think the wife would approve of such an event. Not for me.

lumberjim 11-24-2008 04:48 PM

actually, no...in fact I think that cost me an 1/8" permanently.

TheMercenary 11-24-2008 04:57 PM

Oh, snap.

http://nyrb.typepad.com/classics/ima...6/ohsnap_2.jpg

lumberjim 11-24-2008 05:15 PM

that's funny AND educational

TheMercenary 11-24-2008 05:18 PM

Yea, they are instructions on how to deal with left-wing nut liberal wacko's.... hey, what the hell does that mean anyhow. Can someone please defiine if for me?

Sundae 11-24-2008 05:18 PM

If both "funny" and "educational" are synonymous with "whaaaaa?" then I agree.

Sundae 11-24-2008 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 507738)
Yea, they are instructions on how to deal with left-wing nut liberal wacko's.... hey, what the hell does that mean anyhow. Can someone please defiine if for me?

Stop using up the Cellars apostrophe allocation incorrectly.
We wont have enough for valid usage if youre not careful.

Clodfobble 11-24-2008 05:24 PM

It;s true! I was told they;re on backorder, don;t know when they;ll get more in.

But in the meantime, I suggest the apostropholon as a good alternative.

TheMercenary 11-24-2008 05:24 PM

Opp's. My's bad's..

Aliantha 11-24-2008 05:25 PM

Damnit! I knew the grammar police would show up sooner or later.

Looks like it's time for me to hit the frog and toad!

*yoink*

Sundae 11-24-2008 05:36 PM

I'm not a grammar policeman, I'm a grammar policeman's son;
And I'm only policing grammar 'til the grammar policeman comes.

Meh, it's only because it's Merc.
And he is an apostrorexic - he binges and purges them on a regular basis.
Note - I don't interrupt teh serious threads to pick him up on it.

Aliantha 11-24-2008 05:38 PM

Sometimes he needs a little picking up in the serious threads. lol

TheMercenary 11-24-2008 05:43 PM

I do. Bring a back hoe. I am not light hearted. But heavy.

Sundae 11-24-2008 05:44 PM

You ain't heavy
You my brothar...

Trilby 11-24-2008 06:14 PM

wha???

why am I the last one to tha partah?

Sundae 11-24-2008 07:06 PM

cuz you bin keepin secrets, cuz!

sugarpop 11-26-2008 05:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 507717)
Poof! out with your thoughts you heathen! Check yer pants and make sure you are not gettting a woody with that thought. Bad man. :D

I don't think the wife would approve of such an event. Not for me.

No, but she and I could do that while you watch...

Griff 11-26-2008 06:56 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 507713)
'sword fighting' as a phrase has been lost to me. once i heard it used to describe a certain kind of gay foreplay....it was over.

I really wish you hadn't said that.

TheMercenary 11-26-2008 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sugarpop (Post 508364)
No, but she and I could do that while you watch...

Point taken. Let me charge the camera. :bj:

lookout123 11-26-2008 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 507720)
actually, no...in fact I think that cost me an 1/8" permanently.

Great, now what's jinx going to do with the other 1/8"?

Clodfobble 11-26-2008 01:12 PM

:lol:

TheMercenary 11-29-2008 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 507455)
Guess who it is!

Would this include your facial and could you please post pics.

ZenGum 12-07-2008 08:55 PM

I'm still confused. Who was it who was about to SNAP, and did they?


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