Cellar Advent Calendar
 

It's already December 1st in some corners of Teh Cellar, so let's see what's in Window #1.......












it's a.................

...dolphin.

lol!

great idea monster! are you going to do this every day, or do you want help?

so far I'm good, thanks... just putting the finishing touches to window 2 (it's a corker :D), but I'll shout if I get stuck

ok. i will actually look forward to this

I've got 5 done now (of varying quality -a perfect match for the cellar :lol:)

....of course I have a shitload of urgent other stuff I should have done over the past 5 days...... :rolleyes:

It's a NSFW dolphin, wearing only a santa hat and a smile.

you've gotten this off to an awesome start monster

omg, I sooo love the one I just did..... I'm pretty sure beest couldn't believe what I was doing, even though he could see it...... :lol:

right now it's scheduled for day 5, but I may need to spread the pant-wetters out.... :D

Great idea! You made me :lol: and :) thankyou!

Brilliant idea Monster! I'm looking forward to tomorrow's already!

Thankyou, Monster!

thank you all :o

it's fun just making them, so your nice comments are a bonus and have made my day already (which is good beause my stinking family tried to ruin it before 7am....)

Is it Tuesday in Aus, yet?

This is very very nice but do we get chocolates behind the pictures?

Welcome to the Cellar, spin. :D
Be careful of that chocolate, you know how tricky those Brits are.

Hi, spin.

Cellar Chocolate is like the Cellar -only those who don't get it ask about it. Or is it that only those who don't ask get some? I always get confused about this, I may need to call in 85% of top management.

Perfect! Thank you monster! this has made my day!

(welcome, spin!) :)

I needed a pick me up!

I can't believe how much I'm already looking forward to tomorrow's picture. Hilarious. Thanks for the delight!

I'm going to try this response on my kids .... but I know that will just make them despise me more :sniff:

Spin: it'll all be worth it, some day. When they're 35.

ETA: love it, Monster. Keep 'em coming.

It must be tomorrow somewhere now :3_eyes: !

Kick ass!! I love Monster's funnies!

Time for Window Number 2.......
 

Oh no, she di'int!



:D

Outstanding! You are rockin' it!

did you click on the :D?


:D

no, but I moused over it. I dinna wanna spoil it.

LMAO!

YAY Baby!

When I was a child, advent calendars had pictures of the Holy Birth. I don't mean 24 days of Mary sraining, I mean the Anunciation, the journey to Bethleham etc. I was horrified when Barbie advent calendars started appearing in the shops, with chocs behing each picture, even though I'd left my faith behind by then.

In fact, up until RK made me a more militant atheist, I still looked for Christian Christmas cards every year, just because it had meant something to me growing up.

As you were anyway, just sayin'.

Oh, don't worry, I believe there may well be a baby jesus coming up.....



:D

:lol2:


This is FUN!
::counting the minutes until tomorrow's door opens::

I'm guessing he'll be crying at our behavior.

You mean to say that there really are advent calendars without chocs behind the pictures?

@Monster

I guessed what it was from the picture, but I clicked the link and watched the video, anyway. Hey, I had never been Rickrolled before. Everybody should do it once.

Off-topic. One of the backup dancers reminds me of Sarah Michell Gellar.

I hate the choccy ones. The rest of the family have those, I like ones where the doors ar not arranged in a square pattern and preferably are disguised by the picture also, so you really have to hunt for them.

Time to open Number 3....
 

Swallow coffee first.
Secure Depends.
Fasten seatbelt.






here goes..........




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Yay!

I love this calendar it should be for sale! :)

This is Fun Monnie , Keep it up !!

Oh and Vanna ,,,
if You Helped I bet we could get togather a Ladys of the Cellar Calendar !!

Wonderful, just wonderful - best advent calender evahhh.

Although I am not your SS I have been saving a photo for your collection. Closer to x mas maybe ;)

Luvz Ya !!!

Thanks In advance !!

Hey, it's the complete Shakespeare for Christmas - at almost no cost. Just you wait a bit .... :typing:

As a non-christian I never understood advent calendars. To this day, the concept still eludes me. However, a goatse Rickroll is hilarious in ANY faith. In all my life, I'd never have conceived of combining goatse and Rick Astley and Christmas.

Your irreverence reminds me of the brilliance that was the late Sam Kinison. Rock on, monster.

aw thanks. :o

It's December 4 somewhere.....
 

....and in the cold light of day, the door reveals some text that's virtually unreadable! ah well, right at home in the cellar.....

I'm speechless. Marry me?

Window #5
 

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Ha! These are great, monster!

whalepenis-cicles?

might be....

"kids, don't break off the big one to suck on. Go for one of the smaller ones. Trust me."

the smaller whale penises, glatt?

:D That photo is hilarious!

Ah...now I miss Satan's cock.

Oh. My. Ghod.

outstanding . . . again!

mahvellous!

I lol-did. Monster, you are my idol. And we still have 20 to go :D.