Aur Australians...
 

which one of 'em do you wanna do?


someone needs to do a poll. sayin'.

well, one of them is pregnant right now and I'm not too sure about poking another guy's kid. Ducksnuts has told me before that she's not my type, so of course I'm intrigued. Ducksnuts it is.

Wait, we have to choose?

But I'm polyflirterous.

flirting is one thing. poking is another. ask the question again in a few months and i'll rephrase my answer but as it stands aliantha is an impregnable fortress in my eyes.

OK! FLIRTING!


(I say "do" and immediately Lookout goes to the nasty--coincidence?)

I read that one of two ways:

1) which one of 'em do you wanna get jiggy wit?
2) which one of 'em do you want to kill and bury in the desert?

Although I don't agree with them on some issues I certainly don't want to bury them in a shallow grave.

That and i'm an unrepentant pervert.

don't be so legalistic. dude.

which cutie with the accent do you wanna DO?

we're Americans. We can do anybody.

:angel:

What's more I'm an american with a freaking enormously overinflated estimation of my cock and huge bucket I wish was filled with money. I can do dishes and yardword for any woman without a restraining orderwho catches my fancy. I can be legalistic if I want, I'm a christian - so there.

What about Sunsparkz?

And Hagar?

And Kagen?

And there's a newbie aussie here too whose name escapes me atm.

Bluesdave too although I don't think he's posted for aaaaages.

sunsparkz... forgot about her.

hagar, kagen, bluesdave... i'm not into swordfighting so they only qualify for the other category of "doing". I don't think they deserve that.

There was also lushchocolateswirl, but she hasn't been seen here since she was about to leave her arsehole husband.

I still think about her and wonder if she's ok.

Wait. Where's Zen live? I'd do him!

:blush:

Adelaide.

He's a crow eater by the way. I'd avoid kissing him if I were you. ;)

:p OK, I'll bite (not the crow.) What is a crow eater? Is that like, a lesbian? :blush:

lol...nope, although there are crow eater lesbians, but they're not very well accepted in the city of churches. (actually that's a lie. Adelaide has a lively population of gay people, and they don't cop any more crap than gay people in other states. Proably less than the ones in Tasmania where if i'm correct in my thinking, it's actually illegal to be gay if you can believe that)

Those devils!

So...Zen is gay? I really didn't know that. (slinks away embarrassed.)

This place is like Chinese whispers really isn't it? lol

Boffing Ducks would pretty much make my Australian vacation. Yeppers.

I'm so confused!!!! :lol2:

Now I have to go home and figure out where I went wrong.

:)

I should advise you all, that Ali, being from Queensland, is a banana bender. Use you imagination.

True, South Australia was the first state to legalise alternate sexualities, so the place has a reputation for being chock full of dykes and poofs, but really it is much the same as the rest of the country.

There are other Aussies here though. Don't forget Leah (you'll need a big trunk) and Kumbulu (who'll be your kitten). Or you may choose to lick bacon grease off Alphajerk.

Shouldn't she be brought up on the "APB: Missing Cellarites" thread first? Or did she show up and I just didn't notice?

I'd do Kagen....over and over and over again, then some more....just coz I could.

Zen - yep, put him on the list a little while ago.

Ali - meh, been there, done that....didnt you get the pictures?

Hagar is pretty much married and goneski

Sunsparkz.....uhuh, yep.

[drool] Mmmmmmm....baaacccoooonnnnnn....[/drool]

I'd flirt with Ali, I suppose. But I don't think either of us would find the other completely... suitable for further explorations.

You got that bit right. lol For one thing, you're American and I'm Australian. For another, you're conservative and I'm [reasonably] liberal. For another, you're married and so am I. For another, I don't think anyone seriously thinks anyone's going to do any further explorations anyway. Do they?

I sure didn't. :rolleyes: :cool:

Though Conservative v. Liberal across the sheets only matters to the most committed partisans.

As of 32 days ago, Hagar is FULLY married :D , and still lurks some days...

Shit, only 32 days and you've got time for web surfing? Short honeymoon.:haha:

Good stuff matey. :) I hope you're enjoying the experience.

Woohoo! Howdy Hagar:) And mega congrats to you and your lady:)

Cheers guys, we've been together 13 years, and finally decided to stop "living-in-sin". It was a great day and fantastic honeymoon.

Ack! Two anniversaries to remember!

That's why you should always marry them the day you meet them. You only have to remember one date that way.

Barney: Remembering dates is easy!

Andy: Yeah?

Barney:Sure...take 1776 for instance. First you remember the 1, and that's easy 'cause it's the first number in the alphabet. Then you got 7, well, 7 is a lucky number. Then another 7. That's easy 'cause you just remembered 7. Finally...6. 1 from 7 is 6. 1776!

Andy: Wouldn't it be easier to just remember 1776?

Barney (huffily): Well if you wanna do everything the easy way you'll never learn anything.

1776 - The year captain cook (after a few others) discovered Australia.

"Lubricious!" [/Jim Bakkus]
 

;) ...Lurkin', lurkin', quirkin' the gherkin, stuffin' the muffin...

Hominahominahomina.

And the year a conversation in Whitehall (or was it Windsor?) went something like this:

"King George?... Your Majesty? There's something in from the American colonies that you should see: this document that begins 'When in the Course of Human Events...' They've gone to some trouble -- engrossed it on parchment -- lots of signatures on the bottom. Any idea who this John Hancock may be? He rather leaps to the eye."

Well, if not for that war, I would probably be an American and not an Australian.

Now that's a bit of a worry really isn't it?

Which in turn would likely mean we'd've played "Redcoats and Red Indians."

At a century's remove, the bloody departure of the Colonies probably had a lot to do with the much more polite independence of Australia from colony to parliamentary republic.

I think there were a number of factors, but I'm sure that was certainly one of them.

BTW, it was a bit more than 100 years before Australia became the country it is today, and even after we became an independant nation, we kept and still have pretty strong ties to 'the old country'. Much more so than you lot in the US I think.

We've only been self governing for a bit over 100 years actually.

Yeah, I only had an approximate idea and didn't go looking. Figured it was about that long.

Our country's ties with England are not those of Commonwealth, but those of affection, excepting the period 1775-1814 when things were bitter. Cultural connection, over any extensive period of time, trumps political division.

Yet another reason why Americans and Australians frankly get along so famously.

And thus can flirt without resorting to semaphore flags and heliograph to reach across a gulf.

Ahh, Ali, mate, try 1770. :lol: You just failed the citizenship test, unless you can tell me Don Bradman's batting average and/or highest test score without looking them up. :D

UG has the historical relationship about right. The East coast of Australia was mapped and known in London, but little was done, until the USA achieved independence. Needing somewhere else to send their social rejects, they chose ... paradise. Well, Sydney.

Most of the Australian states were self-governing democracies tied to Britain well before national federation.

Oh shit...how embarrassment! Will you just go away? lol I'm going to blame baby brain on this one.

The Dons batting average was 98 or something wasn't it? (I'm hoping I'm right. If I can't be a citizen here what will I do?)

(actually it's funny that you've corrected me, because I felt I was wrong, but then my brain said, no you're right. It just goes to show, I should never trust my brain.)

The first fleet did arrive in 1788 though right? ;)

:D 1788 is right, so I'll stand down the immigration raid.

98 is close: 99.94 is closer. That's why the Post office box of the ABC is always 9994 in your capital city.

(For non-cricketers, the second best batting average in history is barely 60. Averaging 99 means you're about 50% better than the second best guy in history. Only a few dozen have averages over 50.)

Bitter, yes; but not so bitter as to allow that to interrupt a lucrative and mutually beneficial trading relationship. The French meanwhile, who'd assisted the fledgling nation in its bid for independence, were pretty much frozen out of trade with America. I think the bitterness dissipated remarkably quickly between Britain and America, considerably before 1815; though things remained tense certainly.

For real bitterness you need to look at Anglo-French relations during that period and the preceding 130 years.

Oh, sure use facts to support your ideas. Completely unfair.

But to be fair we turned out back on the frogs because, well... they're french. they really aren't good for much other than churning out some of the world's best football players.

They're naturals at soccer because their hands are busy elsewhere from an early age. :p

Doing what...waving white flags? :)

Producing duck a l'orange!

Oh this is hard. This really hard. I'm torn you see. On the one hand my Euro-self wants to leap to the defence of my French compatriots, but my British self is genetically predisposed towards taking the piss out of them.

By "football players" do you mean "football players" or do you mean "soccer players?" :D

And the Hundred Years' War, if bitterness may be measured by casualties.

Really? I know very little about the Hundred Years' War, but I would have thought the body count of the 'Second Hundred Years' War' (1689-1815) would have been much higher.

I said football, not Throwball.

Real footy poofs have way better guns than soccer poofs though.