Pardon my Penis
 

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=19184

excuse me while i whip this out

careful, you'll step on it.


oh i'm sorry....well who told you to bend over in front of it like that......the thing has a mind of it's own, i swear.

actually it's only 4 inches.....from the ground.


i jest....it's only 3 inches ....but diameter isn't everything.


cock

That's brilliant. A multi-layered clone thread.

It's Cockamania! Cockapalooza! Cockporium!

This year the winter storms have left us overstocked and up to our necks in... Cock rings! Cock rings! Cock rings.

What? Where? *looks around* lol!

Fuck, I'd just taken a mouthful of tea. It started as a slight smile, then I got to the echo and choked.

::cough::chokes on cock rings:::cough:::

:condom:

How can I pardon your penis if we don't know what its been convicted of? Breaking and entering? Failure to yield? Operating a public nuisance?

p walking :(

Dumping waste in a recreation area

Does anyone remember that NAtional Lampoon parody of WWII proganda posters,
"Loose tits sink ships"

That was funny. I wonder whatever happened to all my old national lampoons?

I loved the 'poon.

BTW the charges are as follows: Disturbing the peice.

Looks like -rather than a pardon- jim's penis has been released into wolf's care.....

http://www.sensual-desire.com/storev...oads/wr041.jpg

Bet that pinches...

Lends new meaning to the Pocket Protector.

I finally had to find out what a pocket protector actually was. You merkins talk about them all the time, but let me tell you... Brits have bred generations of geeks and nerds without the assistance of such contraptions..... always with the consumerism...

what is a pocket protector?

http://www.sensual-desire.com/storev...oads/wr041.jpg

:lol:

http://blogs.edweek.org/edweek/thisw...0protector.jpg

was what I meant to post, but my accidental repost made me snort so hard my nosebleed restarted, so i left it there! :lol:

Ohhh. To stop pens blowing ink in your pockets. I see.

Thankyou :)

fixed that for ya

Speaking of weather, sure would hate to be a cock in this stuff:


http://www.accuweather.com/news-top-...09-01-09_21:55

Enjoy the snow suckers. It has been in the 60's and 70's here all week.

It's -3 'ere.

/shudders/ ugg... I really do not miss that weather. I will do my utmost to never live where it snows again.

Ah, you're such a wimp. It's 15°F (-9 C) and I was outside this morning without a coat.

You need to toughen up a bit.

This from a man so freaked out by water he walked over it.

Back on topic . . . . .

It's only ten days till the inauguration. If you want your penis pardoned, you'd better hurry up and contact President Bush.

So that's what a gentleman's excuse me is...

Can Bush pardon a penis?

I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere.

and there is a poem in

can hunglikejesus
pardon my penis?

I'm not the penis pardoner, I'm the penis pardoner's son
and I'm only pardoning penises until the penis pardoners cum

>Pinot Noir thru the nose < :eek:

Bush pardon a penis?

Hell, Bush IS a penis.

You can find anything on the Internet.

Your petition for a pardon is denied.

Executioner - off with his head! :behead:

There's an advert I must get a photo of for y'all.
It's on the bus stop I walk past nearly every day and is for McDonalds Pound Saver Chicken Mayo burger.

The thing is, I don't think the mayo in the picture is really of the right viscosity. It just doesn't look as opaque as it should. Every time I look at the huge burger, wider across than I am, the first thing that comes into my head is Sperm Burger!!! Arrrgh! McSalty McSpermy Chicken!!!!

And I usually spray out a big guffaw and then smile all the way home.

ETA: the same shot (pun intended) is not used on the internet advert - I've just checked. Damn, I really will have to go and photograph it.

Sounds funny. Put it on so we can play with it in Photoshop. :D

It really doesn't show up in this picture.
It is a little more spermy than this photo suggests.

Truth is, once I had made the McMayo/ McSemen connection, it just made me laugh every time.

Especially with the tagline.

Ew, yes you're right Sundae, that's not proper mayonnaise at all. That is totally a sperm-burger.

That's just Mcdisgusting. And then some. Maybe it'll never make it across the pond.