How low has your ass prices become?
 

Well? How much of a a bit of it?

Local pricing is $5 BJ, and I think a $20 will take you around the world. That's not high quality goods, though.

How much would higher quality be? (I haven't exactly been shopping.)

Well I think you know the answer to this question. arrrgh!

I don't actually know. I only get to engage in casual chit-chat with crack whores and cops.

You could always drive slowly with the passenger window down and conduct price surveys.

Although I can't imagine Savannah having a lot to pick from.

According to the show I watched last night, $1000 hr is expensive, but not high end. High end escorts don't charge by the hour, they do stuff like $5K for a dinner date, $25K for a weekend getaway, $40K for the week...

Damm jinx, that is some expensive ass.

True, only if you eliminate all the Tourons. Not really a problem I have had to deal with.

For $5,000 I can take my wife on a dinner date. For $5,000 I expect . . . well. Anyway.

free for the right bidder!

hell, I was thinking I could rent you mine for less than that. :D

What? Your selling your wife now? Welcome to the new tone in evey thread that TheMercenary posts in. But again we have the new Cellar tone because TheMercenary has been posting personal attacks throughout the Cellar - as Brianna called it - constant.

Expect this to be routine now that TheMercenary personal attacks have been condoned for months.

[quote=tw;520987......Your selling your wife now?.....TheMercenary......TheMercenary.....TheMercenary.....[/QUOTE]

The Cellar is not about TheMercenary Ted.

Is it Ted or is it Tom?

"On the bosom of young Abigail/Was written the price of her tail/And on her behind/For the help of the blind/Was the same information in Braille"

Merc was funny. You are... not.

WHY WHY does tw keep bringing my name into his fight with Merc? tw says I am a "child"--so, why is he quoting a child?

Anyway--the price of my particular ass has gone way fookin' up due to the fact that some men can't keep their wives out of my business. That is highly UNcool.

Our local (low class) manwhores get $50 for oral. Remember, this is in comparison to a female crack whore getting $5-10 for the same service.

Whatever happened to equal pay for equal work?

exactly. PLUS, I'll bet the crack whore doesn't have teeth, which, in some circles, is a total plus.

anyway---I guess a manwhore just does men, right? I mean, I can go to the grocery and get that shit for free.

I'm currently offering £20 for oral sex.
But as I'm on a low income, I might have to pay in coins...

i disagree. I think tw is hysterical at times.

we all have our moments, in fact. occasionally, even flint is amusing....

Goes to show that taste is subjective. Flint's downright comical.
tw makes me look for my zantac.

Oh, I thought you said "xanax"

In L.A. it's $50 for the mamason, and $100 for the girl.....I heard....from someone...

I've got a blackbelt in tongue fu!

Hell, if I were closer it would be free. :D

does that mean you've given oral to a black chick?

...like red wings mean you've gone down on aunt flo?

i was being sarcastic, thar.


tw is fine if you dont read his long posts and avoid politics.

his quips are quite amusing.

I find that politics turns otherwise OK people into fucktards.

I need this in bumpersticker format. :3eye:

That actually would be pretty funny.

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/7...cktardsjd5.jpg

So, we can just link to that image in any thread that gets out of hand. Brilliant!

Good job merc. Is it available on zazzle yet?

No, I just went to a bumper sticker generator site and saved it to Imageshack. I would love to get one though.

Boil the first three words off; they aren't necessary to a bumpersticker.

Sticker-ese: "Instant F@#$!tard -- just add politics"

Or "... just add to politics"