PLEASE TAKE ONLy 1 to 2 CReamer's
 

How is this thread any worse than my :santa: one where the santa icon didn't show up?

HUH?

I'm still trying to figure out what this thread is about.

only one to two......


it's beautiful almost

Aside from the weird upper-/lower-case:

1. You can't take a fraction of a single-serving creamer
2. The creamers do not possess anything except, perhaps, the cream within.

This is funny.

No. I like lots of cream in my coffee. Since I get a large coffee every morning at the Speedway, I get at least 4 to 5 creamers. ;) Actually I like the nifty Coffee Mate dispenser, it has both plain and French Vanilla, and all you have to do is push a button and you can have as much as you like. I like a lot in there, because it cools the coffee a bit so I can drink it on the way to class instead of waiting.

TMI? :D

I once had creamers THROWN at me.

I was a waitress/priestess. At IHOP.

I had to go to counseling to get thru it.

choose a creamer between 1 and 3.

OK, lemme guess,






It's 2!

http://cellar.org/2008/jim_cramer.jpg

PLEASE TAKE ONLy 1 to 2 CRamers!

PLEASE TAKE ONLy 1 to 2 KRamers!

http://cellar.org/2009/claymores.jpg

PLEASE TAKE ONLy 1 to 2 CLaymores!

Flint, what else?

I am impressed how everyone was able to respond to an empty post, going only with its title. Maybe that's why I like you people. :D

Nah, you like us 'cause we iz Hawt


[eta] can't drink it with less than 3 creamers...I assume by 'creamer' you mean those little plastic tubs of cream? The so-called individual servings? Yah. It's an individual serving if you are 4" high.

The cushions. Your (sic) ruining them.

(Thinking Flint is referring to a sign at work? Reminded me of my vet's office, the secretary used to be this grumpy old lady. She made a handwritten sign, one of those where the print is really bad and keeps getting smaller. She admonished clients to keep their pets off the benches. She wrote: The CUSHIONS. Your RUINING THEM.")

I still laugh at that.

"The CUSHIONS. Your RUINING THEM" . . . lol

Heh...keep in mind the cushions were vinyl with alternating moss green and bright yellow...circa 1970. I let Toonces sit on them. ;)

My vet, Dr Doug (we always use his first name) is an old school farmer vet...and he's great with animals and a very sweet man. His office looks like an old farmer vet's office, not all bright and modern like you see. I like it there.

I once had creamers thrown at me, as a restaurant customer.

Well, it wasn't ordinary circumstances, I guess.

Things get strange on the night shift at a Denny's. Servers are used to dealing with obstreperous drunks rather than college students who would rather stay up all night, eat Denny's breakfasts, drink coffee, and play Dungeons and Dragons.

We were on a first name basis with the night staff, had a favorite table and all that ... and we did our best to tip well, despite the traditional college student scarceness of funds.

We also liked to build creamer towers, since we were all drinking coffee and only one of our guys used creamer, it gave us something to do with the loads of creamer that got dropped on the table by waitress protocol. So one night we had this elaborate tower going and the wait staff were all over by the cash register, and they started throwing buckets of creamer at us to knock down our tower.

I miss college.

I worked night shift at Denny's when I was 19. We had regulars like that, too. I learned several card games that way.

I recently spotted a new way to abuse apostrophe's.


Idiot.

Nazi. The purpose of signs is to communicate, but first they have to get your attention. It did. :p

That explains the sign I saw a while back: "Men to the left! Women and children's to the right!"

:corn:

We have a regular stop in the morning with the dispensers -- half & half to the left, French vanilla right. Very good for cooling the coffee if you put enough in the cup. All that cream keeps the coffee from irritating one's innards.

French vanilla makes it foofoo coffee. uggggh.

Well, I'm (verbal contraction) never much troubled by beverages that are coffee-with-things; as a kid my favorite flavor of ice cream was coffee, and a lot of the latte stuff is more or less like the ice cream. 'S (more intense contraction) all good.

If those contraction get any more intense, you might want to head to the delivery ward....

Has UG become a contractarian?

Personally, I like a bit of Irish Cream in my coffee. Does Bailey's make it foofoo?

No, putting coffee in the Bailey's makes it foo foo.

Not in the least!