What you've all been waiting for. NSFW pics of me.
 

As if. Horndogs.

ran here

:lol:

Note: that is NOT my post.

But it's true: it's like Mardi Gras beads...it's going to cost you a lot more than a few plastic beads to see these babies. :D

Uh, how much more?

If you have to ask...blah blah blah...;)

Yeah, but I could take up a collection.:D

OK...here's what you need to collect:

1) loving dispositions
2) cuddliness
3) nice smile and eyes
4) consideration and respect
5) senses of humor
6) must love animals


In lieu of the above requirements...50 grand might do. :blush:

Well, between us I think we can find all 6.

Must be tangible. ;)

What's more tangible than 6 men?

Well...hmmmmmmmmmm.

Quit it!

It sucks to be lonely.

I got all 6 babba. And more.

Not me, I am such a sl**. ;)

You can look. No touchy...lol!

Presupposing anyone would be compelled. Laff.

But I did almost jump out of my skin, and click on this thread. I knew the chances of it being a joke were about 80 percent in favor. But I still clicked like a mad woman now didn't I?

The worst part about it, my computer froze after I clicked, and I had to reopen windows...Now that was frustrating. :)

We like to call that poetic justice. Hmm? Hmm?

:o

And somebody's in for a spankin'

I think I clicked too hard. :)

Oh yah let's cut the noise...Wolf has guns.

Oh please don't spank me. lol!

not my clone

I knew dat.

Whose clones these are I think I know
His ass ain't in the Cellar, though...

Hey! I'm already married!

i think it's foot, personally

@ HLJ:
Aw shucks, and I was thinking of batting for the other team...

I have done an analysis of the original post against all other posts in the Cellar and have narrowed the fake Shawnee down to a field of 7, one of which is the real Shawnee.

Better make that a field of 6, dude. ;)

Make that a field of dreams. :haha:

As in, if I show it...they will come? :p

resisting the urge
resisting the urge

fixed it

Sets of three, please.


Thank you.

Sincerely,

Olivia Candace Doogle

OCD?

Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P. shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T. 'cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could become a M.I.A. and then we'd all be put out on K.P.

I don't know why the added periods to emphasise inflection is so annoying and so male.


Well anyway male or not it will take more than two periods and a capital horndog to do a good clone of shawnee.

how is that male?

the punctuation is used perfectly.

as if. stop, pause...... Horndogs....


just like it would sound if you said it aloud.

much better than when people don't use any punctuation at all that can lead to confusion and mistaken intent sometimes even offense given by accident

Thank you LJ. They were two different thoughts, hence a period. Maybe some women's minds are just continuous streams of thought with out any pauses or stops...

This thread is drifting. I'm still waiting, Shawnee.

Regarding the the last paragraph. It's very intuitive.


I disagree with your execution but I am too sleepy to make a non-point about it.



Except to say. As if! ....horndogs :p

I think that's the way I would have cloned it. lol


ok I lied. I'm not too sleepy.




ummm


Not Shawnee anyway. imo

what? in the hell? have you been smoking?

Not what or enough to get naked......Apparently.....:)

Wow. That's uncanny. I've never seen a more accurate description of me, Shawnee! You have my email address, I'm ready and waiting to see 'em.

I heard it in my head like this "As IF!" (Hand up in air.) "Horndogs" with a slight hmmph to it. ;)

Keep in mind I can't be sure if this was the intended speech pattern implied by the punctuation...because I didn't write this thread.

Sorry. Horndogs.

luvz you guyz ;)

Spode: tangible. I can't take your word for it that all my requirements are satisfied in your being. We'll have to go on a few dates first...get a cup of coffee, and a bagel, and a bottle of tequila...

seeeee *gloats*

What are you gloating about? She read it exactly as it was intended, so did LJ, so did I. Isn't that a pretty good indication the author made it clear?:confused:

Y'know now that everyone knows this thread is a joke, it would have been funny if someone actually did post their NSFW pic in here.

what? what the .....everyone read it as intended.

that's good

so, ok

intentions noted :3_eyes:

I withdraw my punctuation interpretation and my agreement with Shawnees interpretation. :mg:


I don't know if everyone knows it's a joke.

All of the Cellarites I know, with one or two exceptions, are smart enough to have figured it out.;)

You can't do that, you were right, as was Shawnee. Did you think others were reading it differently? I'm just confused what you were gloating about.

I can.

What did I say?

"I agreed with her punctuation"
(re: the way she heard it.)

I am probably misunderstanding so in there lies your confusion.

Now if you don't mind my ridiculous online posting meter is way in the red.

After all , right, wrong, left, right does it really matter in the grand scheme of things what I THINK? *sob*

*has break down- rolls in the fetal position and sucks her thumb*

Columbus, right...?

I can help you with that... the rolling & sucking, anyway. ;)

well.....

. . . and effect?

:litebulb:

clever play but yes!

Cause and effect? Voltaire! Candide! It's positively dirty!

There must be some problem with my email. I haven't received any pics of Shawnee yet.

Me neither. My email must have the same problem.

Well it worked for me, but Shaw.... I really think the third one was too much. I'm not a prude or anything, but ...no. tmi. too much image.

It did look like she was doing it wrong as well.

well i didn't want to judge....

Zip Is Speachless !!!!

I didnt Know You were that Flexable Shaw !!!!!

Can you tell where her left hand is? Is that really what it looks like?

well it seems like it's pointed in the wrong direction, which i think is what foot was getting at and what made me go ew, but after further consideration, I think she just really is that flexible

Fair enough, but I'm not kissing her til she's flossed!

Do not be hatin' on stuff you just haven't experienced. Puritan.

;)

This has been a great thread. Thanks to my sock puppet. But I need that sock back 'cause it is cold!

No. Nexxxxttttt...

That's not what you said last time. Um, er...sorry. :blush: