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Hello,
I got bored and decided this looks like a fun forum to join. Please allow myself to introduce myself...

I'm a 26 year old Au Pair (volunteer Nanny) who lives in B.F.E. Indiana. I'm hoping to change my address to Belgium ASAP but have no clue how long ASAP may end up being. I am also a fabric store clerk, seamstress, farmer's market seller, and a sometime model for local artists and photographers.

I'm a geek. I love RPG's and sim games. I have about two dozen web-comics that I read religiously. I've got far too many books and sadly I've read most of them at least twice. I'm a photography nut. I love to write but have never gotten anything published.

I have a stupid dog, an insane cat, an enormous family and a wonderful, gorgeous boyfriend who's got the sexiest accent I've ever heard.

Any questions, feel free to ask.

Welcome!

Hello there. welcome. Do you like pink?

depends on the type of pink...the singer? meh, a few songs maybe, hot pink? hell no. Salmonish pink? sure. Pinking Scissors (the ones that cut a zig-zag)? Hell yeah.

All in all though, I much prefer purple.

you're alright by me then :D

I love my pinking shears too, but that's about it on the pink spectrum.

1. Are you lying about all that stuff?

2. Are you really Brianna?

3. do you want to know who the cool kids are so you can fit in right away?

4. what is your favorite letter of the alphbet?

6. what did you do with question # 5?

7. what kind of sandwich will you make next time you make one?

8. what is better than 8 minute abs?

9. who is the father of invention?

10. did you get that hat on ebay?

When you say "volunteer" nanny, are you actually implying that you don't get paid?


Very clever about the new user name, BTW. I think it will work out fine. Welcome!

1. Are you lying about all that stuff?

nope, I suck at lying

2. Are you really Brianna?

I knew a Brianna once, she's about 8 now. I'm pretty sure I'm not her.

3. do you want to know who the cool kids are so you can fit in right away?

Never been a cool kid, never felt the need to be one. I am what I am and if I don't fit in, oh well, the interwebz be big enough, I'm sure there's a bunch of weirdos out there that'll like me.

4. what is your favorite letter of the alphbet?

M. Because it's the 13th.

6. what did you do with question # 5?

oh is that what the dog's eating?

7. what kind of sandwich will you make next time you make one?

just ate a PB & J...next time will probably be the same but with different jelly 'cause I used up all the strawberry

8. what is better than 8 minute abs?

turtle cheesecake

9. who is the father of invention?

that's the question his poor mother's been trying to answer for the last twelve years...

10. did you get that hat on ebay?

nope, made it myself

Well, you've gotten the quiz, so now you'll have to stay.

What *kind* of pictures do you model for, and if they're naughty, when can we expect samples?

Welcome!

Precisely. I had a daycare for the past year but the economy killed it. I couldn't afford my house anymore and when one of my daycare families offered me an Au Pair position I couldn't pass it up (their kids were my favorites anyway).

Usually an Au Pair is a university student who gets free room and board with a family in exchange for helping with the housework and kids. I'm not a student but I'm too poor for rent so it works.

Welcome. Sounds like you'll fit in just fine.

BTW, I'm the cool kid. ;)

They're nude but most often tasteful. There's plenty of samples floating around the interwebs but not often shared too easily. Remember where I said I have a huge family? Yeah, Grandma understands that I do it but I'd hate to cause a heart attack.

Can the cellar handle two people from BFE Indiana? Welcome! :)

Well theres at least 1 from BFE Arkansas ,
actualy from 20 miles BEHIND BFE Arkansas

Welocme Woody

Welcome! ;)

Is that B.F. East or Egypt?

Welcome.

welcome to our wonderful world...lets all get together and party with the wood nymph

Actually it's B.F. Ethiopia...people actually go to Egypt for pleasure

I'm liking that. Much!
Hang on, is B.F British Forces? Am baffled. Would be super-cool to have another Brit, another woman AND a member of the armed forces. UT could tick so may of his boxes all in one go!

BUM FUCK EGYPT

Bum fuck you, badboy.

means the middle of nowhere, SG.

how?

That's what they say here instead of "i live in the middle of nowhere", they say I live in BFE, which is short for Bum Fuck Egypt.

the same way Lorrie meens truck over there

Is this the thread with the girl whose boyfriend wants her to train him how to enjoy eating cum?

Or Monnie you Could just say Bean Field Arkansas
it meens the same thing

Ta :)
I guessed from the other posts she wasn't a Brit, but felt I had to ask.
Weird abbrev tho!

not to a Brit.... :lol:

Well hello Wood Nymph, welcome to the Cellar :)

Two more questions:

1. Which comics?
2. which games?

Devil's Panties, Wapsi Square, Something Positive, Dreamland Chronicles, Girls with Slingshots (to name a few)

Warhammer, D&D, NwN, any Sid Meyer game

You had me at Sid Meier.

wood*nymph will you marry me?

lol. Ahhh fond memories of playing Civilization on an amiga 500 with loads of floppies....


I only ever played the single player NWN. But I played a few mmos. Ultima, Star Wars Galaxies, Shadowbane, Anarchy... to name a few.

Hey, Dana...I use to live in SWG. It sucked about a year of my life away. Is that game still around?

oh man, this is totally not your kind of place. I mean, feel free to stick around, but I suspect you'll find nothing in common with anyone here.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to finish reinstalling Starcraft for the 20th time.

Aden and Dazza love playing civilization. They have it for PC and Xbox. Both of the kids are mad about Runescape these days. I'm hoping they'll get over it once they get back to school. They seem to have fun with it though.

And g'day to you wood*nymph. I hope you like it here. :)

Hahaha. Ahh life's a bitch and then you respawn....


I didn't play SWG for very long. I didn't get good at it, I just bobbed about doing my usual lone wolf explorer/roleplay storyteller thing for a while. I had friends who played it properly.

As far as I know it's still going and free to play, though I might be wrong. I doubt it has much support now (from the corporation I mean). last i heard they were busy nerfing away what little good there was left in the game, in that charming way games companies do...

Who me? Jaded? Scarred by the horrors of EAGames and Failcom? Shurely shome mishtake...

The thing with Civ on the Amiga was to turn off as many features as possible so you didn't have to keep changing the floppies....

I was addicted to Pirates! for the C64. I even tricked my brother by putting the Microprose label on a blank disk so he would think the game didn't work anymore and would stop fighting me to play it.

I liked SWG so much because I liked the crafting structure...my char was a bioengineer/tailor. But she also had a lot of fighting skills too for those times when we had to go out as a group and hunt kraits or something.

abandon hope all ye who enter here.
Do you munchkin?

I have not done so yet. My days of D&D and Warhammer died when I left my ex-husband (who kept all my monster manuals, damn him). I would LOVE to get back into RPG's again but sadly the geeks in this area tend to be geeks of a different kind than myself (furries and Larpers.)

Tasteful is awesome! We *love* tasteful!

The Cellar comes equipped with an "anonymous" handle. Just ping Bruce, Wolf or Undertoad for the login. :)

Seriously, I (and all Dwellars as well) totally get the need for discretion online. No one here will badger you to post pics if you're not comfy.

Okay...that's not entirely true. You will be badgered, but it will be extremely good natured badgering.

Dood...you totally forgot the [sarcasm] tag.

Flint, you've logged into The Cellar instead of Screw Online *again*.

Like this?

I knew it when I clicked. Why oh why did I click it?! All I saw was the freaking title and now I'll have that earworm in my head until I can push it out with something else.

Hmm...this ought to work...

i'm not clicking........

What if I say that there's one of my rare erotic nudes attached to this one though?


there isn't of course, but what if I said that there was?

I'm a girlie and I'm not into nude girlies..... sry....

Why do I feel like I've just been rickrolled by Bilbo?

Youll notice too, that he doesn't post any such pictures of himself... yet he loves getting ones of me out there. Whats up with that?
:D
Okay...that's not entirely true. You will be badgered, but it will be extremely good natured badgering.[/quote]

Hi and Welcome to a fellow Tree person lol,

Now I am not into the RPG's or sim games... actually can't stand them with a passion for some reason, but I am into the photography, have 2 each insane dogs and cats, and two partners which keep me on my toes, Elspode being one of them.

What kind of accent does your boyfriend have, I love accents! ;)

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I'm a geek. I love RPG's and sim games I'm a photography nut. I love to write but have never gotten anything published.

I have a stupid dog, an insane cat, an enormous family and a wonderful, gorgeous boyfriend who's got the sexiest accent I've ever heard.

What type of photography is your forte? I do mostly nature photography and animal portraiture.

I tried the two partners thing once before, it's so difficult to get the balance right. I'm always impressed by those lucky few who can make it work.

My sweety has got a French accent. I've always had a thing for accents. In High School I was the girl who fell in lust with every single foreign exchange student to enter our school. In that regard (and many others) I hit the jackpot when I fell for my boyfriend. He's from the French speaking part of Belgium but is also fluent in English and Dutch and can speak pretty good Spanish as well. Before I met him, I used to think the Irish accent was my favorite. Now, luckily, I know better. :)

Try a King size bed.

Welcome, wood*nymph.

Hmm...but I tend to sprawl and the cat would be rather upset about acquiescing his place on the bed.

Hmm..

Good point.

Welcome.

Now where are the goddam pics? heehee.....