Woman Has Record Breaking Breasts at 38KKK
 

http://www.nbcnewyork.com/around_tow...d-Record-.html

What's that old saying about more then a mouthful being a waste?

:vomit:

One of her breasts is larger than her head.

jeebus.

From her website:

thats just ridiculous!

As long as she keeps doing it gradually, it will be good exercise for her back muscles, right?

I like how they point out that she's "petite".

OF COURSE she's petite! Nothing grows in the shade!

She's got to be careful around pins.

I'm not normally one to post "Me Too!" but, Me Too!

I just looked at the galleries. :eek: I'm all about doing what you want to keep yourself happy, but this woman has some serious deeper issues.

Did she not stop and wonder WHY further enlargement was banned in her home country?

Poor, sad, deluded little girl.

Why... dear gawd would ANY one do that to themselves...

Just WANTING boobs that huge should be some kind of a record.
I wonder how they taste.

Lick some tupperware. Same thing. :D

She's just addicted to painkillers and hasn't figured out how to get a prescription without surgery.

Do you have the link to the galleries? I tried to find more photos of her, and failed :(

PS: ick. :headshake

At this point, the "38" is irrelevant.

eeeek

I shouldn't be mean, they've probably opened a lot of doors for her.

What a silly girl. They don't even look good.

Google Sheyla Hershey

Ugg. Her back ache will make her have them removed in less than 5 years.

(snort) And windows...

maybe clear out a path in the woods...

Does she even fit through doors anymore?

One breast at a time. Sort of like moving a wing backed chair. :D

Why? One was enough. (More than enough.)

KKK breasts? Does she have a white pointy bra?

"Where the white women at?"

With her center of gravity so high, I'll bet she falls on her face a lot.

No she just weebles...and bounces right back up

I thought that Guinness had started a policy of not taking records in stupidly dangerous categories? I might make allowances for naturally huge boobage, but this?

It's not attractive, it's just damn stupid.

As we were looking at this at work, I was wondering ... How much does it cost to have a bra custom made to corral those puppies? You can't just leave those things flop around. You could put someone's eye out. The male cow orker is a definite boob man, and he found them dificult to conceive.

I was also wondering what, if any, physical sensation you have, after an assortment of doctors have messed about with your plumbing and severed all those nerves?

If she went camping, she wouldn't need to bring a mattress.

One of those rare occasions where someone CHOOSES to be a freak.

That's really not all that rare.

This woman's particular methodology, yeah, rare, but overall, no.

Trust me on this.

I hate to give her even more press...but here you go..

There is a video too, but it is in Brazilian. At least you can see her walking around with those things. And about 1/3 of the way through there are people poking them, lol.


Not American, Brazialian. From her website:

Good to know she takes this seriously. I mean, what a waste if it was all just in fun.

Brings back memories of this song:

Boobs A Lot
By The Fugs

Do you like boobs a lot?
(Yes, I like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Really like boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)

Down in the locker room,
Just three boys,
Beatin' down the locker room
With all that noise,


Singin' do you like boobs a lot?
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)

Do you wear your jock a lot?
(Yes, I wear my jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot.
(Got to wear your jock a lot.)
Jock a lot, jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)

Well, down on the football,
Football field,
You never can tell
What a heel can wield,

So you gotta wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Jock a lot, jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)

If I had a flag-a-long,
(If I had a flag-a-long.)
If I had a long flag-a-long,
If I had a long flag-a-long,
If you like boobs a lot, tag along

Bee beep, bop, de boob a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)

They're big and round,
They're all around.
They're big and round,
They're all around.

I LOVE Rusty Warren! I have one of her albums in my iPod.
I wrote her an e-mail a little over a year ago and she actually answered it! She's retired and living in Hawaii.

I started thinking about her as soon as I saw the insane tit woman thread.

You know, this thread could have been titled

No Discipline of the Boobie Variety

I want to see this lady running. Out on a jog....I wonder if she has to duct tape them to exercise?

I doubt that she engages in much physical activity that involves standing.

Except for standing up afterwards.

big boob tennis?

NSFW!

Thank goodness there are ladies that make my boobs look small! ;) What a nightmare! That's insane to pay for that torture!

I'm repulsed by fake tits in general, but the women who turn themselves into cartoons are seriously mentally and physically damaged. I highly doubt they nerves reach that far so she can't feel good when you touch them and might not feel anything. It's like surgically attaching a Volkswagen bug to your back.

It's not attractive (except to nutjobs), it's not healthy, it's not practical, and it's not anything to be proud of.

My wife, being from Southeast Asia, doesn't have very large breasts. A lot of Vietnamese women who come to America get breast enhancements to a C cup at the most. My wife asked me if she should get one. I told her she can only get breast implants if she gets them on her back. Otherwise, I'd divorce her.

I like my wife the way she is. If she gets breast implants, they aren't for me. She's looking to upgrade in the husband department.

I think enhanced breasts can be very well done or look like 2 melons mounted on a board. There are examples of some very fine work here on teh cellar. Personally, I prefer much smaller ones. What this woman did is just ridiculous.
I cannot say what the feel of the others is like, nor what the woman feels as I have zero experience with them. I think thats a personal choice. Only a woman with them could answer that.

If she can then she sure as hell should. Why the fuck would you expect her to settle for you, when apparently even you thinks its possible for her to upgrade?

Of course it's possible for her to upgrade. There are any number of wealthier men. Better looking men. Smarter men. More creative men. Younger men. etc...

If these are what she is interested in, she can easily find someone with more than me in each category.

Women get the best man their looks can get them. Some women try to upgrade their looks to upgrade their man. If she wants new tits, I'm certainly not going to pay for them, and I'm not stupid enough to stay with her and while she looks for another guy to sink her claws into.

I love my wife just the way she is and if she's not crazy, so does she. If she gets new tits, she's not getting them for me. If she's not getting them for me, she's getting them for someone else. I'm sickened by breast implants. I don't even like them in strippers. I'd take a natural A cup over a plastic D cup any day, so if my wife gets plastic tits, she's doing so in an effort to repulse me, and attract someone else. End of story.

What does all of that mean with respect to your daughter, though, radar? Even if you consider your wife disposable, what about your child?

While I accept that you are sickened by implants and therefore feel you have a say in your wife getting them, I don't think it follows that if she is not getting them for you, she is getting them for someone else. Unless that someone else is herself.

Two happily married women on this board have had implants - they are still married, just happier about themselves.

Okay - their husbands did not have the same aversion to surgery that you do - and I agree it is a big difference - but they did not get them as a pulling tool either.

If a person in a relationship deliberately does something that they know will disgust their partner, then the relationship is already on its last legs. But if a partner is unbending about something that might make the other person feel better about themself, then you have to question where the give and take is.

Twin front airbags, a great safety innovation.

Neither would her boyfriend.



On the serious side she must have some major emotional and mental issues. I consider the surgeon guilty of malpractice. This is also a stupid and selfish waste of medical resources.

Oh and it isn't attractive.

Klan boobs?

Huh.

I thought that term only applied to men....

The laws of nature don't change for my daughter. When she grows up, she will get the best man that her looks can get her, unless she is gay and prefers women. The rules are different in this case.

I don't consider my wife to be "disposable". I love her just the way she is. That is the person I married. That is the deal I signed up for. If she gets plastic tits, she is saying she doesn't want to be with me anymore because I've been clear about how I feel in this matter.

emphasis mine

Radar...that's bullcrap.

Hey, guess what, women are as varied and diverse as the fish in the ocean. I'm a bit offended that you have rolled us all into your neat little category of vanity and selfishness.

The last freaking thing I care about in a man is looks, or even money, or a hawt car. Sure a cute guy is nice, but not everyone is so shallow, as you seem to think. Many of us graduated from high school a long time ago.

The first thing I would look for is a man who doesn't demean all women by treating us like vapid, gold-digging opportunists.

Sheesh, I thought you were an educated human being.

My only asset is my looks, apparently.
Huh, I'm screwed.

(Why did I got to college, again? All those years trying so hard to be a good person? Wasted, all of 'em!)

It depends on what the definition of "best" is.

I'm not asking what happens if your daughter gets implants, I was asking a deeper question ...

I mean what happens if your wife gets tired of your crap, and decides that the guy that will give her the plastic hooters is a much better catch, and off she goes along with your daughter and your daughter is no longer a part of your life.

The last time you divorced there wasn't a child involved.

I didn't say looks are your only asset. I said that when women get men, they get the best man their looks can get them. It's great that you went to college. Great looking women don't have to go to college. They can get wealthy men to buy everything for them.

Your college education means nothing when it comes to getting a man. Most men could care less whether you've got a PhD or you work in McDonalds. If you look great and aren't a total bitch, they'll want to be with you. And the bitch thing is negotiable if you are hot enough.

Oh. My. God. :headshake

And just an aside: the phrase is "couldn't care less." If you "could care less" you care at least a little and you can go down from there.

I'll kill my wife before I let her take my daughter from me. If she wants to leave, she leaves her daughter and me.

I realize this is a tough pill for women to swallow. It's just the truth.

And you can cut out her breast implants a la OJ Simpson.

That's YOUR (sick twisted and sexist) truth.