Cellar Calendar 2009
 

Coming soon, to a Zazzle-type place near you.....

Starts in March..... buy it now (ish)

This here is the preview thread to whet your appetite........

Front
 

Starting out in Style

mar, apr, may, jun

jul, aug, sep, oct

nov, dec, back

This calendar will be for sale on zazzle very soon. All profits for Teh Cellar. If you choose not to buy it but take a copy of these pics, please donate at least $2 per pic to the tip jar.

Well Done, Monster.

I ordered mine :), dont think I will be able to put it up with the kid's events on though.

I rated it PG-13, I think they will object if they really look at it.

Brilliant!

No one pictured on that calendar will be able to run for public office. Evah. :headshake

I didn't get December at first.
When I did, I truly LOLd.
Excellent work Monster.

How much is calendar inc shipping?
Is this the same place as selling the mug?
(I could check myself, but I am laaaaaazy)
I'm currently arranging for someone to buy them for me (I send them $ of course) so it would be super-smashing-great if I could get them together. Just take me a little longer to get the money together.

Oh and once again - sterling work!

Brilliant, Monnie, just brilliant.

Sundae, calendar and standard postage works out at just under $35, which works out at around £23.

I just ordered one. *smiles*

Oh incidentally, SG. I have a paypal account, so if you are ever struggling to buy things online, just let me know, I may be able to help:)

Wonderful!
Check your PM :)

Yeah I wasn't sure about that. I tried for PG13 too, but that was the point when it all blew up on me!

OK, now I'm up early on Sun to do all the paperwork I shoulda done while I was procrastinationg with this....

I like it...except that having the kid's pics right next to nipples and cocks bothers me. That just doesn't feel 'right'.

The section of asses is very clever :D .

Hey, there's my butt!

Very nice, monster.

hmmm, I see what you mean, although to me they're compartmentalized as separate days of christmas. I have a huge mental grid in there putting big black lines between the pictures. oh well

and SG :eyebrow: $$$$

thanks, all :) Hope it raises a few $$ for the cellar, but most of all I hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoy the cellar

Aw, don't tell me off Monnie.
You'll never redeem me, you might as well celebrate me. As you have, by including my image :)

Love ya x

:p

at least I can say I tried......

I do hear you, I promise.
Blame Dana as my exacerbator :blush:

Oh, I do.......


...you know such items would make great birthday/easter presents from parents......

In April/ July?
Nononono - your fault for starting it in March!

just bought mine----monster, you really need to look into doing this calendar thing full time---you are hilarious and your advent calendar MADE my Christmas!

Well done.

love the effort.....dont even mind my face being in amongst the asses.....not really happy with the kids pics in the nsfw part there......

right, so let's just make another March-Nov version.

Dec is taken straight from the advent calendar, no-one said anything then, like I said it didn't occur to me 'cause as you know i'm useless that way. I don't have the energy or frankly now the willing for a redo.

Is MTP OK with that picture in print?

I figure, I posted it, its fair game. Its already public, guess its slightly more-so now. It doesn't say my name or user title, so if you don't know where to look, most people probably wouldn't know.
The placement next to the kids does disturb me a bit i have to admit. I think I know why, but saying so will make it even worse...

I'm glad you see it as fair game, MTP -that was generally my take on pictures posted here, although I asked some permissions originally (during the advent calendar phase) and cropped to reduce recognizability outside the cellar in the case of the photo to which you are referring.

But beyond that, thanks, y'all. For taking the fun that was there and flushing it. That configuration has been posted on this site for two months yet nobody said anything. Now it seems no-one can post without criticizing otherwise it'll look like they're a perv. I think you're all pervs for even relating the two in the firsyt place. But then I know I'm a wacky foreigner and I just see the kids as drummers drumming.

I'm really sorry for all the offence I've caused.

I guess we should remove the damn thing from sale.

I'm also really freaking sorry I let that take priority over my real life work, I was asked to do it -based on the advent calender where that pic first appeared. I figured as there were no objections then we were all good. Show's how wrong you can be. And I did ask pooka's permission, although it never occured to me about the configuration

Maybe it is a foreign thing, but I don't see anything wrong with it either.
They're not Howarts pictures, the people in them don't wander from place to place.

I think it's very funny and I am not sexually excited by it, which by my definition means I am not a perv, a paedo or otherwise degenerate. This seems to me the sort of thinking that stops parents taking photos or film footage at school sports days.

The nipples and cocks are how the kids got there in the first place.

monster--I thought it was brilliant. The advent AND this one.

monster, they're fine as separate pics ala advent calendar.....

i just can't buy one because there's my daughter right above the floutist.

what would i do with it?

i seriously appreciate the effort that went into that. i wasnt tyring to shit on your work

Me either. I thought you did a great job.

It's just that, for me, it doesn't feel right to have a child's picture anywhere near one of a cock. Thats only my personal preference, and not a reflection on your efforts.

Please....carry on!

If you must know monnie, I was just thinking of the parallels between the cock sucking pic, and the affinity children have for sucking on things. The cock sucking pic is just their future.

Yep, thats the only reason why the placement seems a bit naughty to me. So don't feel like you did a bad job or anything, you worked hard and it came out well.

I love it and can't wait for mine to arrive. I don't think it's a problem for most people. I can fully understand why Jim might not be comfortable. But hey. None of us spotted it, or thought of it in time to throw you a word, so why should you be any more likely to think of it?

Plenty of people buy calendars with naughty bits on them all the time. They hang them up in the lunchroom or toilet at work if they've got kids or a sensitive spouse at home.

It is what it is. If you don't want it, don't buy it.

*hmph* OK, I suppose I'm slightly mollified. Last night was a big night of feelingpretty un-fucking-appreciated, and not just here, but you lot were probably the easiest to respond to. I could try to make a version with the flautist replaced. anyone got a more appropriate pic of themselves? or i could add false mustaches and beards to the kids....

btw, Jim, that entire collection of pics -in that layout- was #24 on the advent calendar. Sorry you didn't spot it, I guess it must have been a bit smaller.

i do see your point about it being your daughter rather than random dwellar relative, though. Sorry it makes you feel bad. to be frank I was more worried you'd hate me for throwing Jinx and Zippy together...

I still don't just relate them in my mind, though.... They don't go together so I don't put them together......even though they're next to each other.

once more.....i'm not mad about it...i just can't have it in my house.

Draw something on it like SFW porn

understood. I said bad, not mad... will try to provide alternative

Dp those of us who have already ordered get the original?
O did you pull it down before being monnified. Mollified, sorry.

No,I did nothing, it's in UT's hands now. The alternative would be just that as far as I'm concerned. if the original is gone, it was someone else's decision. Is it gone?

Got mine. Dec. was a reprint of Nov, but the image is enlarged and you can't see the Whale Penii.

that's a great site! i have to try that tonight. maybe i'll try doing some of the art too.

Dec was a reprint of Nov? they must have censored it, then, sorry