If you nipples could talk . . .
 

what would they say?

"Bite me! Lick me! Pinch me! Pierce me!"

(sorry for this--I was just getting kinda tired of all the political threads).

Did you just call me (us) a nipple?

:lol:

Yep, I think she did!

YOUR nipples, sorry!

but I've called people worse, LOL!

And I've been called worse. Much worse. ;)

Mine would say OUCH! Don't touch!

Yeah, my nipples have always sorta been somewhere between, "Meh, I guess, if you have to," and "Step the fuck off, hombre."

ouch?

I can only remember being one woman who really enjoyed having her nipples played with, and she could orgasm from light nipple play. of course she was slightly insane. the crazies are always the best lovers, you just have to watch out for the steak knives.

a fucking men

politics = anti boner

fuck you, politics people1!!!

dont make me name names! me and cloud are done with your shit!

yor thredds......we dont read em!

now, i realize this is a typo....but....

just how many women have you been, lookout?

us nipples are rising!

Those of us that post in the politics forum choose to make a bipartisan decision on this thread and post here anyway. :) (even if you don't want to post in those other ones)

If my nipples could talk they'd probably say, 'If you squeeze me I'll leak'.

my right one says: I may be ugly and scarred, but I can chip your teeth if you try to bite me.

my left one says: Soak me! I'm sore!

My nipples are speechless.

It doesn't matter what they say... us guys are gonna treat em the way we wanna. 'Cause IN THAT MOMENT they belong to us.

Don't worry. We'll give 'em right back. We don't know how to care for them anyway.

"If you can't play nice, then get off the playground. "


:lol:

I'm gonna get that one tattood around the edge of my areolae...

So, you're going to pay a stranger... to use a needle on your breasts... to make it clear that you don't like people messing with your breasts??

:angel:

I have the UGLIEST scars----on where my port was and one on my left breast. I really, really HATE these scars---it's almost like they're on my FACE how much I hate them.

Weird,huh?

Thanks for pointing out my lack of proofreading.:blush:

My nipples would say, "Wow this is cool, we used to just look at straight ahead, but now we get to see th floor!"

Bri - I bet you'd deal with the scars better if they were on your face, they would be part of your identity. Hidden in your bra they are a sad secret. No, this isn't a cruel joke about posting in NSFW. Just try to pretend you like them - they are your battle scars, your badges of honour, your medals. It will take a time before it works, but fake it til you make it maybe?

My breasts are scarred, too, and I can't say I like them much either. Which is why I decorated them!

it's not weird--breasts are very personal and important to women

They're ranking right up top o the list with us too.
Speaking for myself, I am rather partial.

your breasts? or women's breasts?

"take that bra off, and set me free!"

My nipples make me say, "(gasp) Ooo!" X-Lydia can make me wriggle. It amuses her, whether she has to peel me off the bedroom ceiling or just let me flutter back down.

My right breast still has a scar...the doctor said it would go away completely and soon, but that was about seven years ago! I'm okay with both of em, though, even if they get in the way.

We mens don't care. Ask Padma!

So you don't care? I find male nipples sooo sexy.

I was talking on another board where I'm a moderator, and some of the other mods want to ban an avatar photo showing a male nipple because of a "no nudity" rule.

What? How can you justify censorship of a male nipple?

Why would you want to be on board with a "no nudity" rule? :p

Ever wonder why a guy can show his and not be nude and a lady can't? I want equal rights for women in this moment. I mean right now. I need me some breastness.
It's kinda like if they made another bullshit 'rule' that all guys had to wear hats in public. I mean a nip is a nip. A head is a head. Men like 'em and women like 'em. So that's it.

Every body off with the tops. That's it. Thank you.

I just saw a cookie quote:

"all I require of my body is that it carry around my head."

Thomas Alva Edison

In New York City they can.

...packs clothes and makes reservations...

I have reservations as well. Such as, what are ou talking about Bruce?

not sure it makes sense to me either, esp. since it's only no nudity in avatars; nudity is acceptable, in context, in galleries and other areas, although "action shots" are deleted.

the whole thing gives me a headache

It is legal for a woman (or man but who cares) to walk the streets of NYC, topless.

Really? Well I'll be damned. Had no idea. How come more Sex and the City types don't, then?

Because they are selfish. :haha:

Note I said legal, not safe.

Selfish bitches.

There are other boards?

pssst...only for the unfulfilled.

:D

only for those of us with diverse interests!

or would you guys rather I bore you all to tears with all my piercing posts?

No problem, start a thread and post as many as you want... nobody is forced to read 'em if they aren't interested.

We used to call that going 'Tommy Tops Off' on the club scene. My brother was usually the first one to go Tommy Tops Off and be dancing on the speakers waving his t-shirt like a banner with one hand, and a bottle of poppers in the other; drenched in sweat with a big grin. Generally speaking this was a male habit....there weren't many Tanya Tops Off...

Well,there are exceptions to the boob rule here.
You gotta paste a baby's lips around the nipple. But only one at the time. Then pretend you thinks us mens ain't looking. Rinse, repeat.

I'm not sorry about your nipples

Wait till Spring brother.

Note: It's legal in the state of NY, not just NYC. Which is what let Jordan Matter make his book Uncovered

ha! some of those pictures are pretty funny

Fun link, thanks.

"It's twoo... it's twoo!"

It doesnt even work properly....

NSFW AHEAD!


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