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richlevy 03-31-2009 08:41 PM

Show us your grave site!
 
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Ok, I thought this would be a good way to examine our individual mortality. My parents bought these graves from my uncle. They're not where most of my family is buried, so they asked me to see if they could be resold. I couldn't find any good place to sell them (would you believe that Ebay sells timeshares but not grave sites), so my parents gave all 6 of them to me.

The graves are in Haym Solomon. While the cemetery has some mausoleums, most of the gravestones are plaques set in the ground. I think this makes the place look nicer. It has trees and a nice rolling hillside. Famous residents include Jim Croce.

It's actually not too far from the original Cellar site.

TheMercenary 03-31-2009 09:01 PM

Graves in the Cellar.

That should be a song title.

xoxoxoBruce 03-31-2009 11:50 PM

Haym Solomon the financial hero of the American Revolution?

limey 04-01-2009 07:01 AM

I wanted to buy a lair in the local churchyard a while back as that's where I'm going, but you can't book in advance now. I'll just have to hope that there's space when my time comes (they are buying the field next door for expansion, so it should be OK).
I'll pop along and take a pic sometime ...

dar512 04-01-2009 09:23 AM

My current plan is to never leave.

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying."
--Woody Allen

Sheldonrs 04-01-2009 09:44 AM

Everything left of me will go to donation and research.
Nothing left to bury.

We did this with our Mom. Her body went to Fordham Univ. Medical School. They let us know that her corneas were donated to other people and the rest went to research.
They even picked up the body only 2 hours after she died at home.

Almost as good as getting a pizza delivered. :D

Juniper 04-01-2009 11:13 AM

My parents bought me one next to theirs, but when I got married they sold it.

I don't like the brass plaques on the ground. It's done to make groundskeeping easier. My parents' graves are that way. I don't care if my gravestone is a PITA for the weed-whackers, thank you very much. :) I want a real gravestone. A nice ornate gothic one.

We've got a cemetery down the road from our house like that, with real gravestones. Some of them are quite unique. What's especially fun is that some people have placed solar LED lights on the stones and on the plots, so you can see the eerie glow of them at night as you drive by. Nice.

Shawnee123 04-01-2009 11:30 AM

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Something like this, but under a tree on a hill. No casket. Just shove me in, fill in the dirt, and go.

Sheldonrs 04-01-2009 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 551970)
Something like this, but under a tree on a hill. No casket. Just shove me in, fill in the dirt, and go.

Just to be clear, you DO want us to wait until AFTER you die, right?


:D

Shawnee123 04-01-2009 07:35 PM

Preferably.


:lol:

wolf 04-01-2009 07:39 PM

I'm not big on pre-planning.

I guess I should start thinking about where I'd like to be scattered.

Shawnee123 04-01-2009 07:41 PM

I want to be scattered, smothered, covered, and chunked.

Juniper 04-01-2009 07:46 PM

Sounds too much like Waffle House.

Tiki 04-01-2009 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 551970)
Something like this, but under a tree on a hill. No casket. Just shove me in, fill in the dirt, and go.

I'm with you! I want to return to the earth. No casket, no embalming, just me and the naked earth.

It kind of conflicts with my desire to be buried next to my brother, but since he's within the city limits I would have to be embalmed etc.

richlevy 04-01-2009 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Tiki (Post 552098)
I'm with you! I want to return to the earth. No casket, no embalming, just me and the naked earth.

It kind of conflicts with my desire to be buried next to my brother, but since he's within the city limits I would have to be embalmed etc.

Really. Does that mean that there are no Jewish cemeteries within the city limits, since embalming is not kosher.

Tiki 04-01-2009 09:17 PM

I think you can bypass embalming if you get a leakproof concrete grave liner. Most of the cemeteries are not within the city limits, though... only a couple of really old ones, like Lone Fir.

Pie 04-01-2009 09:18 PM

I'd like to be cremated, then placed in an urn. Every time one of my nearest-and-dearest takes a trip to someplace really cool, they should take a quarter-cup of my ashes to be spread at a location of their choosing during their trip. Places I have never been to, in life.

Gravdigr 04-02-2009 03:57 AM

When "That Time" comes, I can (per my user name) make you a great deal on a hole...:reaper:

Shawnee123 04-02-2009 07:24 AM

I know I've told this story before, but for those who haven't heard it, here it is for your bored pleasure:

I was telling my family that I want a big party when I die. I want an open bar, and people to have fun. If they feel like it, they can go to a podium and tell a story of something funny or stupid I said or did, and I want lots of laughter.

My older brother responded "now that we have it all planned, let's set a date!"

Grrrr. He really does love me. ;)

sweetwater 04-02-2009 08:15 AM

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I'd like to return to the ocean. A headstone might be considerate for those who want a marker to visit, but I'd like it gone after, say, 50 years. I made my own headstone HERE.

Shawnee123 04-02-2009 08:30 AM

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Oh fun!

Sheldonrs 04-02-2009 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 552167)
When "That Time" comes, I can (per my user name) make you a great deal on a hole...:reaper:

I can make you a better deal on a-hole. ;)

xoxoxoBruce 04-02-2009 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 551970)
Something like this, but under a tree on a hill. No casket. Just shove me in, fill in the dirt, and go.

That struck me as funny because that hole was made by a machine that digs trees up. If they plunk you in and put the tree back, you'd be literally under a tree. :haha:

Shawnee123 04-02-2009 11:32 AM

That was kind of an Everyhole, for effect and illustration.

I'm usually out of my tree. ;)

Elspode 04-02-2009 05:51 PM

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Take whatever parts are useful and burn the leftovers. Scatter the ashes which you may pretend are actually mine somewhere that looks like this: (Sawtooth Mountains in Idaho)

TheMercenary 04-02-2009 07:27 PM

Scatter here please, after burning of course. Right after the pre-match brief.

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/3545/1202035img.jpg

capnhowdy 04-05-2009 08:37 PM

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Elspode 04-06-2009 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Pie (Post 552119)
I'd like to be cremated, then placed in an urn. Every time one of my nearest-and-dearest takes a trip to someplace really cool, they should take a quarter-cup of my ashes to be spread at a location of their choosing during their trip. Places I have never been to, in life.

Don't they get upset when you toss someone's ashes off the side of the car at Disneyworld?

xoxoxoBruce 04-06-2009 11:42 PM

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"To respond to this growing problem, Disneyland's custodial department recently had to purchase special vacuums with very sophisticated HEPA filters that can capture the gritty ash of human remains while also capturing the small bone fragments that can also be present after cremation. The Cast Members who work in Attractions know the code words when calling the custodial hotline, and they tell the custodial dispatcher that they need a 'HEPA Cleanup' as soon as possible."

Sun_Sparkz 04-07-2009 04:13 AM

I saw this once.
 
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It left me with a very eerie feeling.

Shawnee123 04-07-2009 08:49 AM

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BigV 04-07-2009 05:08 PM

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ha ha shawnee123. I *have* a date, it's in nine days. here's the site.

Tiki 04-07-2009 08:21 PM

Congratulations?

BigV 04-07-2009 08:46 PM

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TheMercenary 04-08-2009 04:30 AM

That looks like Minneapolis - St. Paul, Minnesota with the above ground connecting tunnels becauseitistocoldtowalkoutside.

classicman 04-08-2009 04:57 PM

Lotta places have them now - saves people from going to the first floor then across the street then up to where they want to go.

BigV 04-08-2009 11:30 PM

it connects the courthouse to the jail

Gravdigr 04-09-2009 02:53 PM

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