Most Likely to...
 

__ invent an anti-gravity machine using ordinary household objects: Happy Monkey

__ get arrested for assaulting a police officer: brianna


__ Come in to work one day with a shotgun: spexxvet

Get shot at work one day with a shotgun, but not by Spexxvet: Lumberjim

Oh, I thought you were starting a thread for nominations for the Girl Most Likely To.

I already did the 'assault the officer' thing, jim.

It'll have to be for something else. *crosses fingers for congeniality award*

I nominate Shawnee for Girl Most Likely to do an Oyster Shooter and promptly regret it on her dream dates' shoes.

heehee, except I never have and never will eat an oyster. Ever. Not ever. And I mean never.

Change that to a tequila shooter and we have a possible scenario.

:)

Even a fried one?? But they're sooo yummeh...

I'm saying you'll be so completely and utterly wasted by this time you won't even KNOW you've been talked into the oyster shooter. Trust me, it can happen.

Oh NOES. I have great perception for slimy inedible foodstuffs. I didn't get this picky by not trying.

Most Likely To...
 

Star in a Braodway play: Sundae & Ibram (probably award winning)
Have artwork in a high end gallery: Case (amazing)
Survive a nuclear holocaust: Wolf & Merc
Impress me with their perserverance: Clod
Piss me off in a face to face conversation: Tiki & Henry Q
Make me subtly smile with their subtlety: Dar and SteveDallas
Make me literally LOL, and want to go shopping with them: Shel

Most likely to undo or rearrange anything you have just completed: Tiki. :)

Most likely to...
turn up at your door soaking wet and naked - Brianna
travel miles to bring you cookies - LabRat
offer you a spliff becauses she remembered she forgot your birthday - Shawnee
bust down your door with a big heid because his wife is worried about you - LJ
lift your heart - Bruce
give you a compliment to make your day - Ducks
have a plan - Monster
have wet wipes - Clodfobble
be a shoulder to cry on - Ali
remember it for you - Dani
be an interesting new addition - Dollface

:lol2:

I had to look up what "spliff" means, but yeah, you hit the nail right on the head, girl.

I'm with you... I loathe any and all seafood.

Most likely to be involved in a retail store heist: WHIP
Most likely to appear on TV: Smoothmoniker
Most likely to be honored for heroic act: Bullitt
Most likely to be arrested: Radar

just making sure you were still there......under the surface....lurking......like algae.

;)

It's all too true. Stashed in multiple locations within the house, car and bag.

You know, that's one thing* that stuck around after the baby grew up. I always have wet wipes around. Handy things for all sorts of calamities.

*besides 10 pounds that will. not. leave. no matter how far I bike run or swim.

That ten pounds is invisibly contained within your brain and heart. You don't want to lose it.

Anytime! :-) But be warned...I'm an impulse buyer!

I am already planning for it. Wolf, I saved you a space.:3eye:

So I guess I need to plan a trip to AZ with a credit card, and need to know where in Savannah when it hits. I'll bring my portable survival stash.

Savannah will get smoked in the first round.

We are trying to buy some 200 acres about 2 hours away. Once the bunker is built I will send my friends the directions.

We actually have a plan in place with my family back in Cali, on our 200 acres in the desert. Stuff already stashed, 2 way radios at home, ATVs and backpacks in various locations en route. Gonna take me a while to get there from CO.....

Don't forget the code, Jack! A little water on the back of the neck, and the code...

You were missing me, weren't you?

Most likely to have Cellar women throwing themselves at him: Glatt

Most likely to...
Have his photo on a CD cover - Ibram
Have a picture of a naked woman in his wallet - ZippyT
Drown in breast milk (gotta love Pooka's boobies) - Flint
Have his poetry published - BigV
Change the world - Dana
Design the Death Star - Bruce

Sabotage the Death Star with a wide beam of insanity: Flint.

I second this.

Funny, I was going to say exactly the same thing ... ;)

I'll get this one for ya, Flint ol' buddy...
eh hem....


most likely to sabotage your ass with an insanely wide Flint beam: Flint

Most likely to break teh interwebz: datalyss :P

:lol: ....but WRONG.......

...could no more break teh interwebs than LJ's heart

Most likely to:

Buttfuck you in the mouth: Sheldon
runner up: Flint
Be Sympathetic No Matter What You Did: Aliantha
runner up: BigV
Actually Get Famous: Clodfobble
runner up: Sundae Girl
Eat Something Utterly Horrible For a Bet: BigV
runner up: Lookout123
Laugh: Zippyt
runner up: beest

I'm not sure this is the right combination.....

Well, Sheldon IS an overachiever.

You need to use your mspaint skills and give Flint the shoop da whoop treatment.

Wolf, Queen, and Merc will need to team up for the zombie apocalypse.

lol @ that link

Most likely to have a blessed day... ___________________

most likely to shine his flashlight of righteousness on your post and illuminate what a bad person you are......______________________

Depends on who's mouth it is.

Most likely to offer you a decent recipe and a bizarre opinion: Urbane Guerilla
Most likely to disappear: Ducksnuts (where?!)
Most likely to deal with digestive issues: Clod
Most likely to succeed in international career change: Zen
Most spoiled brat in terms of Christmas presents: Sundae
Most Whovian Dwellar: Dana
Most improved (in terms of sexual growth): Ibs
Most cancer-fucking: Bri
Most sucky-job-leaving: Shawnee (and poss Flint for most promoted, not sure if it was this year)
Most grandkidded in 2009: Cloud

Soz for any I forgot, it wasn't s'posed to be comprehensive.